Selection pressure throughout history

[Dr. Gonzo]

Candy - looks great, tastes better. (While I have no experience in flavored plastic I have a fair amount of experience with aromatic additives. You've very possibly, if you're a man in North America, pissed on one of my urinal screens. Really.

Melody- looks great, sounds better. As standard, talks out of her ass. Reminds me of the wife.

Trinity- looks okay if you like three tits and think Total Recall was a classic.

April- looks great and has as standard added water works. Plastic tarp included.

May- Comes with a plethora of accessories. IMPORTANT: Enter safe word before activating.

Desiree- Budget model. Popular pass around no frills with limited warranty. Replacement parts subject to availability.

Crystal- Pipe not included. Can suck the chrome from a trailer hitch.

Charity- Slip a dollar in her slot and she's good for the masses. Think homeless with a butter sandwich.

Cherry- No holes, no noise, no nothing. Intended as a wall hanger only.

Chastity- Enter at your own risk.

And this is just part of the reason you got equity.

You are hands on, and strategic.

(Keep the details on the other parts to the R rated threads, we don't want to get banned by JNP, or Diesel, the new supercop)

[hungryjoe]

https://nypost.com/2019/12/10/bodybu...astic-surgery/

Go kill yourself.

[W. Rabbit]

Actually fun fact I have not, but that is because of the terrible CIR of 512kb/s shared between 59 people and a MIR of 2Mb/sec shared up to 4 ships has resulted in a quota policy of 100/mb a day quota.
Even though I am in a position where I could get around that, it would be fairly corrupt to do so and be very impactfull for other people on board.
Now that being said I have certainly brought porn with me on board.
Largely don't need it....... oceanography is full of young women

I remember your foreshadowing.

[goodlun]

I remember your foreshadowing.

I will say this, I have never slept with anyone on one of our ships while it was out to sea.
I have never slept with anyone on our ships that wasn't being paid to be their IE never an undergrad student, intern, volunteer, ect, ect, ect.
Its really not worth the potential drama that can come on down someones way

[Devil]

It seems to me you are very focused on cheating in relationships.

Trust is of course paramount. I trust my wife with access to all of our money, property, you name it. We do know each other's phone passcodes, too. I don't think she knows how to log bs.net, but she reads over my shoulder frequently.

Like, who is that Devil asshole, anyway, LOL!

Neither of us really gets involved with members of the opposite gender outside of business/work relationships. It's just a natural thing, really.

Of course, you are a lot younger than me, and still full of raging hormones. Not teenage level, but I recall being your age clearly, so I know how that is.

Anyway, I like your advice, and mostly agree with it.

Yeah, because lying and cheating are what kills relationships. Most of the other shit can be repaired.

[Devil]

Because relationships them selves are very self selecting.

Think all women are crazy? Its cause you self select for crazy women......

Its why your buddies girl friend is always the same girl despite the face and name changing.

[submessenger]

Is this a confessional thread?

So, big Xmas party, over the weekend. Some really cute blonde there, maybe early 30s, with hubby/bf in tow. Holy shit, she was way into me, like disturbingly so. I wasn't reaching out, she initiated. In another scenario, I would jump all up in that shit. But, happily married (for better or worse) for weeks shy of 18 years. Still, hotty wants some knob, and even with a good home life, that is pretty fucking enticing. For the record, there was no exchange of fluids or even electrons, but she's in our social circle, now, and dayum. This is gonna be a tough one.

[Devil]

Is this a confessional thread?

So, big Xmas party, over the weekend. Some really cute blonde there, maybe early 30s, with hubby/bf in tow. Holy shit, she was way into me, like disturbingly so. I wasn't reaching out, she initiated. In another scenario, I would jump all up in that shit. But, happily married (for better or worse) for weeks shy of 18 years. Still, hotty wants some knob, and even with a good home life, that is pretty fucking enticing. For the record, there was no exchange of fluids or even electrons, but she's in our social circle, now, and dayum. This is gonna be a tough one.

I’m supposed to be the bad guy here. I don’t cheat in a committed relationship though. Nor am I tempted to. Because I’m a badass. A weak little bitch tells lies. A bad motherfucker says exactly what he’s going to do and does it.

[Devil]

Well, I think his dick is going to catch on fire at some point.

He is sleeping with some real dirty butt women.

[submessenger]

Nothing untoward happened, but... if I choose to, it will be an easy coup. That shit was teed up and ready for me to knock it out of the park. Point taken on the honesty part, though.

[W. Rabbit]

Is this a confessional thread?

So, big Xmas party, over the weekend. Some really cute blonde there, maybe early 30s, with hubby/bf in tow. Holy shit, she was way into me, like disturbingly so. I wasn't reaching out, she initiated. In another scenario, I would jump all up in that shit. But, happily married (for better or worse) for weeks shy of 18 years. Still, hotty wants some knob, and even with a good home life, that is pretty fucking enticing. For the record, there was no exchange of fluids or even electrons, but she's in our social circle, now, and dayum. This is gonna be a tough one.

Oh you definitely exchanged electrons and more if you were in the same room. Quantum gravity has a knack for what Einstein called "spooky action at a distance".

Shields up, Number 1.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locard...ange_principle

[Dr. Gonzo]

There is a rumor going around that part of Devil's process

is to go to Facebook Marketplace,

Search for used Wedding Dresses,

and then filter by size,

before doing a diligence check on the recent FB profile and making contact with the recently divorced women selling the dresses.

This rumor has not been substantiated.

[goodlun]

There is a rumor going around that part of Devil's process

is to go to Facebook Marketplace,

Search for used Wedding Dresses,

and then filter by size,

before doing a diligence check on the recent FB profile and making contact with the recently divorced women selling the dresses.

This rumor has not been substantiated.

Huh not a terrible plan really