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    Originally posted by goodlun View Post
    good luck getting any sort of decent porn at sea(I know, as in really really know all about satcomms)
    This is how I know you've tried ;)

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      Originally posted by lant3rn View Post
      This is how I know you've tried ;)
      Actually fun fact I have not, but that is because of the terrible CIR of 512kb/s shared between 59 people and a MIR of 2Mb/sec shared up to 4 ships has resulted in a quota policy of 100/mb a day quota.
      Even though I am in a position where I could get around that, it would be fairly corrupt to do so and be very impactfull for other people on board.
      Now that being said I have certainly brought porn with me on board.
      Largely don't need it....... oceanography is full of young women

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        Originally posted by lant3rn View Post
        well Aprils robot already beat you to that market, and I'm not sure if your blow job technology offers enough of a competitive edge.

        Did you test it yourself?
        April is the head of our complaint department.

        When people have a complaint and call us,

        we connect them to April,

        and they end up apologizing and sending us and our favorite charity an additional set of checks.

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          Originally posted by goodlun View Post
          Actually fun fact I have not, but that is because of the terrible CIR of 512kb/s shared between 59 people and a MIR of 2Mb/sec shared up to 4 ships has resulted in a quota policy of 100/mb a day quota.
          Even though I am in a position where I could get around that, it would be fairly corrupt to do so and be very impactfull for other people on board.
          Now that being said I have certainly brought porn with me on board.
          Largely don't need it....... oceanography is full of young women
          Wow, is that through a government sat system? I would think you could go through a private company and get more bandwidth. The cruise ships seem to do fine.
          Last edited by lant3rn; 12/13/2019 10:29pm, .

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            Originally posted by Krampus View Post
            April is the head of our complaint department.

            When people have a complaint and call us,

            we connect them to April,

            and they end up apologizing and sending us and our favorite charity an additional set of checks.
            So everyone here gets a job but me, eh?

            Your such a Canadist.

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              Originally posted by lant3rn View Post
              So everyone here gets a job but me, eh?

              Your such a Canadist.
              Assistant to the VP of Canadian Sales?

              Or Assistant VP of Canadian Sales?

              Whichever you like better.

              But you will still need to get Josh Leduc beers either way.

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                Originally posted by Krampus View Post
                Assistant to the VP of Canadian Sales?

                Or Assistant VP of Canadian Sales?

                Whichever you like better.

                But you will still need to get Josh Leduc beers either way.
                Yes, I'm ok with that.

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                  Originally posted by lant3rn View Post
                  You're selling this to the wrong market,

                  you should be focusing on the 14-19 male demographic.
                  Do you not know who has money?

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                    Originally posted by lant3rn View Post
                    Yes, I'm ok with that.
                    Fine.

                    It's not good for him, you know.

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                      Originally posted by Krampus View Post
                      Fine.

                      It's not good for him, you know.
                      You don't know that yet.

                      I'll endear myself through my tireless work ethic and self deprecating humour.

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                        Originally posted by lant3rn View Post
                        You don't know that yet.

                        I'll endear myself through my tireless work ethic and self deprecating humour.
                        If you bring him a beer, that's quite enough to gain his favor, and perhaps his sexual favors.

                        He is a Canadian, after all.

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                          Originally posted by lant3rn View Post
                          Wow, is through a government sat system? I would think you could go through a private company and get more bandwidth. The cruise ships seems to do fine.
                          Eww, not exactly any of the above.
                          I have a ground station and lease raw space segment on a satellite C band for some ships, and Ku Band for others.
                          Here is one of our domes getting readied

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                          Cruise ships have serveral advantages one being they travel along known routes / the same routes so its easier to have what are known as spot beams put a better energy density along their cruise track.
                          More energy means better eb/no better eb/no means you can run a better modulation coding which means a better spectral efficiency.
                          We have to worry about Ocean wide performance.
                          Also a cruise ship can divide the cost up a much larger for profit population of people.
                          We just took over managing the commercial provided service to for the same CIR/MIR its ~8K a month for a global KA band service(KA has rain fade and other reliability issues).
                          Last edited by goodlun; 12/13/2019 10:39pm, .

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                            Originally posted by Krampus View Post
                            I know.

                            But we will have Charity ready to your specifications,

                            I mean those other specifications from some other person.

                            Uh, nobody should forget their discount code....

                            Whomever you are, or aren't.
                            Candy - looks great, tastes better. (While I have no experience in flavored plastic I have a fair amount of experience with aromatic additives. You've very possibly, if you're a man in North America, pissed on one of my urinal screens. Really.

                            Melody- looks great, sounds better. As standard, talks out of her ass. Reminds me of the wife.

                            Trinity- looks okay if you like three tits and think Total Recall was a classic.

                            April- looks great and has as standard added water works. Plastic tarp included.

                            May- Comes with a plethora of accessories. IMPORTANT: Enter safe word before activating.

                            Desiree- Budget model. Popular pass around no frills with limited warranty. Replacement parts subject to availability.

                            Crystal- Pipe not included. Can suck the chrome from a trailer hitch.

                            Charity- Slip a dollar in her slot and she's good for the masses. Think homeless with a butter sandwich.

                            Cherry- No holes, no noise, no nothing. Intended as a wall hanger only.

                            Chastity- Enter at your own risk.

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                              Originally posted by AprilRains View Post
                              Do you not know who has money?
                              They have some money, they are also the trend setters. I'm going for "iPhone did to Blackberry" approach

                              the bean counters can work out manufacturing cost. we'll make it work.

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                                Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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