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    Training Sniglets

    sniglet

    noun

    A sniglet (/ˈsnɪɡlɪt/) is an often humorous word made up to describe something for which no dictionary word exists.



    https://tedium.co/2018/03/01/sniglet...-rich-hall/amp

    So after my workout tonight I had some inspiration. I was a big fan of Rich Hall and Not Necessarily the News in the 80s (a competitor of SNL), and we used to love making up sniglets.

    One of my favorites of all time was bevemirage: that black ring around the bottom of a soda bottle that tricks you into believing you have more left than you really do.

    So I made up a few tonight, and plan to make more, but would love to see what some of the other funny people can think up.

    #2
    saunanxiety

    noun

    The visible discomfort on the faces of many men packed a little too tightly in the sauna, as they all try not to make eye contact or accidentally touch.

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      #3
      steamroomgasm

      noun

      The strange and oddly masturbatory noises some people feel compelled to make in the steam room, as if the steam itself is massaging their taint, especially when combined with verbal exultations (e.g., "oooooooh heeeyeeeeaaah....mmmmmmmmnmhhhnnnn".

      Not to be confused with actual steam shower masturbation.

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        #4
        furl

        noun

        A fool who curls in the squat rack.

        verb

        To foolishly curl while using the squat rack.

        https://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=85689
        Last edited by W. Rabbit; 12/07/2019 10:44pm, .

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          #5
          bactafunkup

          noun

          The sudden feeling of need for the nearest antiseptic hand soap dispenser.

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            #6
            scaleage.

            noun

            The visibly obvious stains of many feet on the single bathroom scale that everyone uses in the gym bathroom after doing who knows what, without wearing the proper footwear.

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              #7
              shampooge

              noun

              Mysterious viscous substance appearing on the walls and floors of community showers, especially in barracks or YMCAs.
              Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                #8
                fouwel

                noun

                Any towel used in the sauna, steam room, or to wipe down a machine or seat, and then accidentally used to wipe your face.

                verb

                The act of inadvertently wiping your face with a fouwel.

                E.g. "aww shit I just fouweled myself again..."

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                  #9
                  skrimp -ed (pp) -ing (pt)

                  verb

                  The act of performing the bare minimum movement required to travel down the mats during BJJ warm-up "shrimping."
                  Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                    #10
                    bung ho (adj.) Enthusiastically full of shit.

                    That dude is all bung ho about his latest 9mm polymer pistol. It's basically a Glock, but he thinks it's a miracle gun.

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                      #11
                      budough

                      adjective

                      Out of shape, fat-ass.

                      noun

                      George Dillman.
                      Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                        #12
                        cogma (n.)
                        A line of bullshit fed to underlings. [From dogma + cog (in the machine).]

                        We fed them the usual cogma about UFC rules being designed to make our nut-punching art ineffective. I can't believe they bought it.

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                          #13
                          triple leg

                          noun

                          A double leg takedown gone horribly wrong because a grappling partner shot with their head in straight ahead rather than to the side.

                          E.g.

                          "Did you see that boss double leg shoot?! SLAM!! BJJ wins again!!"

                          "No, that was the infamous triple leg takedown. He won't walk right for a week."

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                            #14
                            mashupitsu

                            noun

                            The martial art practiced by the most martial artists in the world, with at least one Japanese influence.

                            E.g.

                            "SO, what you train in?"

                            "Eh, it's a mashupitsu, mostly".

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                              #15
                              As a guy who thoroughly enjoys groaners and dad jokes, I just want to say these are mostly terrible.

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