Resummoning Holy Moment

[W. Rabbit]

Let me tell you something about almonds, you're no almond joy.

[W. Rabbit]

Almost everybody already knows Rabbit's name.

It's all over the threads.

Needs to be more entertaining than that.

Yeah, I need to actually take part to make it fun.

Here's what everyone here knows about AprilRains:

- Trolls members

- Trolls mods

- Trolls Kiwifarms.net

- Got banned from Facebook for trolling Wood Rabbit @ Bullshido

- Is an asshole who's in trouble

Did I forget anything?

[AprilRains]

I was hoping the clever and indirect part would be the challenge. But if that idea is not activating anyone's almonds, then I guess it's not the right thing.

I see that Bullshido (the site, not the concept) used to have a Wikipedia page and doesn't any more. How did that happen, and is it worth resurrecting?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Best indirect reveal of Wabbit's real name?

Rebus, cryptogram, steganography, other?

Don't actually, literally expose it, just post a nontrivial puzzle with that as the answer.

Would that be within the rules, mods? If not, I withdraw the suggestion.

Almost everybody already knows Rabbit's name.

It's all over the threads.

Needs to be more entertaining than that.

[AprilRains]

I hate this thread now.

What would make you love us again?

[AprilRains]

Don't most people already know it?

That's why anyone could play. But only an indirect reveal would be sporting...and only if the moderators say it's okay.

[goodlun]

Best indirect reveal of Wabbit's real name?

Don't most people already know it?

[The Cap]

I hate this thread now.

[AprilRains]

Best indirect reveal of Wabbit's real name?

Rebus, cryptogram, steganography, other?

Don't actually, literally expose it, just post a nontrivial puzzle with that as the answer.

Would that be within the rules, mods? If not, I withdraw the suggestion.

[Dr. Gonzo]

This is what happened the last time you tried to bluff me into thinking you knew my name.

You fail so hard, Wabbit. So hard at everything.

All right.

So Rabbit is a total fraud.

This is known.

The question is, what interesting games can we make with those who are not completely useless?

There are ~5 Bullshido website regular posters who are complete wastes of space.

They are tolerated turd sacs, but do not matter.

We need an interesting game, for those who are not.

[AprilRains]

This is what happened the last time you tried to bluff me into thinking you knew my name.

You fail so hard, Wabbit. So hard at everything.

[AprilRains]

Go ahead, Wabbit. You jeer that I'm in trouble like an eight-year-old snitch about to run tell the teacher...what, exactly? That I exposed you as a liar and a fake?

Back your claim, you pathetic puke.

You lied about me being a racist.

You lied about knowing my name.

You lied about knowing where I live.

You lied about being a scientist.

You lied about begin an engineer.

Now let's see if you're lying about being able to identify my Facebook account by its writing style.

[AprilRains]

I much prefer my imperfect record.

The heights of the heavens are only half the show.

Absolutely goddamn right. If you never miss, you never shoot. Only the mediocre are always at their best.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Let's wait for Wabbit to chicken out first. He gets three swings, but I expect him to walk away from the plate. That's his idea of maintaining a perfect record.

I much prefer my imperfect record.

The heights of the heavens are only half the show.

And the chase, or the hunt, was the real fun.

[AprilRains]

Let's wait for Wabbit to chicken out first. He gets three swings, but I expect him to walk away from the plate. That's his idea of maintaining a perfect record.