The Top 5 Combat Systems

[Sovvolf]

Well what's that matter (aside from the fact that my nieces jab sounds like your right hand) I mean I thought punches didn't work in a street fight. You should be fine. He'd just break his hand against your conditioned body from all those sit ups and hard sparring...

[Heuristic]

Why would your arse be on the line? I mean if his students were nothing but target practice then surely the instructor couldn't have been much good... Surely if anything happens you can just get him in an open space and keep keep kicking him..

His jab sounded like my right hand. I was amazed at how hard he could hit with it. Add to that limbs like Tommy Hearns.. I regret he never got to drill with me in the ring but he had a bit of an attitude. He saw I was a quick fucker and always tried to outdo me, even slapped me once as a challenge and then apologized.

[Sovvolf]

Why would your arse be on the line? I mean if his students were nothing but target practice then surely the instructor couldn't have been much good... Surely if anything happens you can just get him in an open space and keep keep kicking him..

[Heuristic]

Alright then. Let's see 50. Hell I'd be impressed if you managed 30. Also come on the name of the b9xing instructor and the gym you boxed at and apparently bitched a load of intermediate boxers in sparring... or are you going to back track with this one as well. It wasn't the kids class by chance?

I'm not naming shit. my ass is on the line if the instructor finds out lol ..and that dude was a fucking beast.

They were adults.. far superior to me technically, needless to say.

[Sovvolf]

We didn't do 150 push-ups successively. The most I've done all the way down and up is 50. And believe it or not I ended up third place in that bro contest. I think 50 is bare minimum for any alfa male and I guarantee I could do 65-70 when i was strength training but I didn't want to strain myself after the gym.

Alright then. Let's see 50. Hell I'd be impressed if you managed 30. Also come on the name of the b9xing instructor and the gym you boxed at and apparently bitched a load of intermediate boxers in sparring... or are you going to back track with this one as well. It wasn't the kids class by chance?

[Heuristic]

What I want to know is; will I got to hell for lying about being a Kickboxer? The Korean infiltrator:)

[Heuristic]

Then 150 push ups should be easy enough. Let's see the footage because unless you can prove it all the shit you're talking means nothing.

Who was your boxing instructor and what was the name of the gym.

We didn't do 150 push-ups successively. The most I've done all the way down and up is 50. And believe it or not I ended up third place in that bro contest. I think 50 is bare minimum for any alfa male and I guarantee I could do 65-70 when i was strength training but I didn't want to strain myself after the gym.

[Sovvolf]

Lol.. I chest press 268 pounds (eagle chest press machine). Don't judge a book by its cover.

I have been strength training a month but I stopped last month and I don't eat much so.... That's why.

Then 150 push ups should be easy enough. Let's see the footage because unless you can prove it all the shit you're talking means nothing.

Who was your boxing instructor and what was the name of the gym.

[W. Rabbit]

That Total Gym video with Christie Brinkley and Cuck Norris humping the machine is, so far, the best video you've ever posted on Bullshido.

I've been a big Brinkley fan ever since the first Vacation.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Lol.. I chest press 268 pounds (eagle chest press machine). Don't judge a book by its cover.

I have been strength training a month but I stopped last month and I don't eat much so.... That's why.

Well, I bet you $5 I could do ten push ups if I really, really wanted to.

[Heuristic]

What was the name of the boxing gym?

Also I'd like to see I video of you doing 150 push ups... Because with arms like those you look like you'd snap after 10.

Lol.. I chest press 268 pounds (eagle chest press machine). Don't judge a book by its cover.

I have been strength training a month but I stopped last month and I don't eat much so.... That's why.

[W. Rabbit]

You know I went to that boxing place precisely because of fools like those in here who believe arts win fights, and I didn't even throw a kick. I also wanted to prove to myself that I could manage their cardio training.

We jogged for 15 minutes warm-ups. 150 sit-ups, push-ups and I forget the rest but it was a lot. Lost of people crying like babies and stopped.

Then I lied about my background to be moved up a group to start sparring and yeah.. it was a nice ego boost:)

What, no burpees?

I like to jog to warm up. 6mph is my sweet spot. 20m of that will burn a good 200 kilocalories too (at my weight anyway), which is a great way to start a training session.

You should post videos of your bagwork. That's the best way, IMHO, to show off l33t punching and kicking skills.

[Sovvolf]

You know I went to that boxing place precisely because of fools like those in here who believe arts win fights, and I didn't even throw a kick. I also wanted to prove to myself that I could manage their cardio training.

We jogged for 15 minutes warm-ups. 150 sit-ups, push-ups and I forget the rest but it was a lot. Lost of people crying like babies and stopped.

Then I lied about my background to be moved up a group to start sparring and yeah.. it was a nice ego boost:)

What was the name of the boxing gym?

Also I'd like to see I video of you doing 150 push ups... Because with arms like those you look like you'd snap after 10.

[Heuristic]

I am funny on rare occasions. But I was serious then.

You could probably pass the Bujinkan Godan test, with those reflexes and your innate ability to sense danger.

You know I went to that boxing place precisely because of fools like those in here who believe arts win fights, and I didn't even throw a kick. I also wanted to prove to myself that I could manage their cardio training.

We jogged for 15 minutes warm-ups. 150 sit-ups, push-ups and I forget the rest but it was a lot. Lost of people crying like babies and stopped.

Then I lied about my background to be moved up a group to start sparring and yeah.. it was a nice ego boost:)

[W. Rabbit]

The Korean infiltration reference was very funny btw

I am funny on rare occasions. But I was serious then.

You could probably pass the Bujinkan Godan test, with those reflexes and your innate ability to sense danger.