Last Person to Post Gets a Hug

[W. Rabbit]

This thread is a resurgence of a classic Bullshido trope. Everyone here needs a big hug now and then, some more than other, so here's mine.

I made it to help the fourth-tier newbie trolls and anonymous people who don't even train or do pushups find a way to get their troll on without derailing existing threads. That was the original purpose of LPTP, and it worked.

Remember this is NHB discussion, barring certain NSFW content (you know who you are) almost anything goes.

Which stank ass hoe thinks they have what it takes to handle this level of Bullshido?

Because I'm still the reigning champ of LPTP, and don't you forget it loosers.

[jnp]

The original thread was “Last person to post wins a prize”. The prize was a ban.

The whole thread was a trap Phrost set for a particular poster.



I could change the title of this thread, and we could play again if you like.

[W. Rabbit]

Glad it wasn't me. No, leave it.

Compared to some of the other prizes for LPTP like herpes and getting bukkake'd, hugs seem like a good choice this time around.

[W. Rabbit]

Come on trolls, stop being cowardly snipers.

These threads are where Real Bullshido magic happens.

Last Person To Post Will Get Their Hands Ripped Off By An Evil Monkey Who Will Rape Them.
https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=109968

[W. Rabbit]

Guess what?

[W. Rabbit]

Chicken Butt.

[Lily]

I’ve been told that offering e-hugs that are not consensual is akin to sexual assault.

[W. Rabbit]

There are worse things than sexual assault.

Assaulting common sense, for instance.

When a man lies, he murders some part of the world. -Merlin

[W. Rabbit]

Machette is so scared to post! Look at them go.

[Mr. Machette]

Machette is so scared to post! Look at them go.

Stop invoking me you stupid fat cunt.
I don't like you. We aren't friends.
I will methodically shatter your saggy limbs if I ever meet you.
Go hug a moving train.

[jnp]

There are worse things than sexual assault.

Assaulting common sense, for instance.

When a man lies, he murders some part of the world. -Merlin

[hungryjoe]

Shit

There are worse things than sexual assault.

Assaulting common sense, for instance.

When a man lies, he murders some part of the world. -Merlin

I wasn't going to post in this thread but ^ bookmarked for nomination-

"Dumbest Post 2019" thread.

[W. Rabbit]

Read what you typed again. Assaulting common sense is not worse than sexual assault.

That’s a very dumb thing to say. Especially to those of us who are close to people who have been sexually assaulted.

Yes. I had to dumb down the conversation a bit so that Machette would see an opening. And it worked.

As someone who has actually been assaulted in both ways, i can see both sides of the argument.

[W. Rabbit]

I wasn't going to post in this thread but ^ bookmarked for nomination-

"Dumbest Post 2019" thread.

Don't dis on Merlin, Joe. Excalibur is an outstanding film.

[Lily]

As someone who has actually been assaulted in both ways...

What the? Sorry Rabbit but this made me LMAO!