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    #2
    This is timely, because I just saw a video on facebook of a motherfucker with a machete getting fucking jud-owned. I don’t know how to share a Facebook link but if you go to a page called Trigon Tactics there’s a video called “Bringing Down the Thunder.” You’re welcome.

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      #3
      Mike the Cop?

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        #4
        You're off base... that was obviously Hapkido.
        https://www.facebook.com/Trigon.Tact...0985234515421/
        Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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          #5
          IPPON!

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            #6
            Originally posted by submessenger View Post
            You're off base... that was obviously Hapkido.
            https://www.facebook.com/Trigon.Tact...0985234515421/
            That's a choreographed demo not a real encounter.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DCS View Post
              That's a choreographed demo not a real encounter.

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                #8
                Because it was Hapkido.
                Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Devil View Post
                  I’m listening. How do you know?
                  https://www.facebook.com/48213254552...092195?sfns=mo

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                    #10
                    Ah...I see.

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                      #11
                      I looked staged, but I didn't want to be the buzzkill as usual.

                      The machete seemed fake too, like a springsteel Wushu blade.

                      Still a really nice throw.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Devil View Post
                        Ah...I see.
                        Nothing cool ever happens.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Tramirezmma View Post
                          Nothing cool ever happens.
                          There was some hot ayumi ashi in that video. You can see the rhythm.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Tramirezmma View Post
                            Nothing cool ever happens.
                            Kenya SAS guy was cool.

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