Oldest body part...

[Lily]

[Tranquil Suit]

My penis. It doesn't let me down, cause it never had a chance to, but I let it down every single day of my virgin life.

[Tranquil Suit]

By the way, I'll be shoving my V-card into every one of Lily's threads from now on... in a creepy way.

[BKR]

For me it's a tie between my neck and both my shoulders.

My right knee is catching up rapidly though.

[Devil]

My penis. It doesn't let me down, cause it never had a chance to, but I let it down every single day of my virgin life.

[BKR]

He doesn't count being on the receiving end of all those...encounters...in prison...

[doofaloofa]

My left nut let me down big time

he had to go

[submessenger]

Yeah, ok, this is a little too much penor for OP, so I'll throw in my complaints.

1) Left knee. I get serious side-to-side torsional pain, and it's usually the last part of me to wake up, in the morning
2) Beard. I've always looked young, for my age, but my reds started going white almost as soon as I realized there were reds.
3) Hair, in general. I made a visit, in my 20s, to my GP because my hair was just coming out all over the place. Male pattern baldness sucks. I still have a mane, but it's looking thinner and thinner. Spent my entire post-adolescent youth with not a hair on my chest, and now I have 14. Maybe 15. And 3 of them are white. My feet look like something out of a JRR Tolkien novel, and other parts... well, let's just say that I would have to pay double or more for a Brazilian.

[BKR]

Yeah, ok, this is a little too much penor for OP, so I'll throw in my complaints.

1) Left knee. I get serious side-to-side torsional pain, and it's usually the last part of me to wake up, in the morning
2) Beard. I've always looked young, for my age, but my reds started going white almost as soon as I realized there were reds.
3) Hair, in general. I made a visit, in my 20s, to my GP because my hair was just coming out all over the place. Male pattern baldness sucks. I still have a mane, but it's looking thinner and thinner. Spent my entire post-adolescent youth with not a hair on my chest, and now I have 14. Maybe 15. And 3 of them are white. My feet look like something out of a JRR Tolkien novel, and other parts... well, let's just say that I would have to pay double or more for a Brazilian.

So much for no more penor...TMI on the pubes, dude...

[hungryjoe]

[hungryjoe]

^^^^

Ain’t shit. Props to those amongst us who’ve fought the real fight and came out more broken down, but still kicking. You know who ye be.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I have the body of James Bond.

I drink too many martini's, smoke too many cigars, I'm covered in scars, and I don't give a fuck.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body,

but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke,

thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow!"

[hungryjoe]

Ride hard, die free and leave a good looking corpse?

Not gonna happen.

With you in spirit Bill. Had a helluva time getting here.

[hungryjoe]

Lamentations while in the moment.

[hungryjoe]

I have the body of James Bond.

I drink too many martini's, smoke too many cigars, I'm covered in scars, and I don't give a fuck.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body,

but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke,

thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow!"