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  • gregaquaman
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    Originally posted by Dr. Gonzo View Post
    Picture a convict.

    What's he wearing?

    Nothing special.

    Baseball cap on backwards.

    Baggy pants.

    He says something ordinary, like 'Yo, that's shizzle.'

    Okay, now slowly open your eyes again.

    Who were you picturing? A black man? Wrong.

    That was a white woman. Surprised?

    Well, shame on you.
    https://youtu.be/H33cPuwsY48

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  • doofaloofa
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    Have you ever had a holy moment?

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  • BKR
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    Originally posted by Dr. Gonzo View Post
    Picture a convict.

    What's he wearing?

    Nothing special.

    Baseball cap on backwards.

    Baggy pants.

    He says something ordinary, like 'Yo, that's shizzle.'

    Okay, now slowly open your eyes again.

    Who were you picturing? A black man? Wrong.

    That was a white woman. Surprised?

    Well, shame on you.
    https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...&defid=3892189

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  • Dr. Gonzo
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    Originally posted by Lily View Post
    Close your eyes.
    Picture a convict.

    What's he wearing?

    Nothing special.

    Baseball cap on backwards.

    Baggy pants.

    He says something ordinary, like 'Yo, that's shizzle.'

    Okay, now slowly open your eyes again.

    Who were you picturing? A black man? Wrong.

    That was a white woman. Surprised?

    Well, shame on you.

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  • Lily
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    Close your eyes.

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  • Dr. Gonzo
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    You guys are both out.

    Learn to play the game, for chrissakes.

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  • Lily
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    Oh he had a holy moment at those baths for sure.

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  • JingMerchant!
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    Originally posted by Dr. Gonzo View Post
    Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
    I'm still waiting for Holy Moment to comment on this.

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  • Dr. Gonzo
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    Originally posted by doofaloofa View Post
    That's what she said

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  • doofaloofa
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    That's what she said

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  • Dr. Gonzo
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    Originally posted by Sovvolf View Post
    Say Doofa... have you ever stayed in a Turkish prison?

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  • Sovvolf
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    Originally posted by doofaloofa View Post
    Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
    Say Doofa... have you ever stayed in a Turkish prison?

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  • doofaloofa
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    Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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  • Mr. Machette
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    Originally posted by Dr. Gonzo View Post
    I speak Jive.
    I picked the wrong week to stop huffing glue.

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  • Sovvolf
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    Originally posted by tersec View Post
    bjj or karate?
    To train?

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