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  • hungryjoe
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    Originally posted by hungryjoe View Post
    A complaint was made? Somebody is lurking behind wife's back. I'd give odds.

    Went five days without drink. 4 1/2 without nicotine.

    Here I sit with ale and cigar.
    Caught by wife, she's pissed from afar.
    In laundry room she calls out to me
    "Are you smoking?"
    In the garage sits me, with ready reply
    "Yes dear, a Honduran cigar"
    I've had these for years, please just let me be.
    Go drink your Budweiser and know in your heart
    I love you dear cept you bitch when I fart.

    amen
    I thought this was some of my better works ):
    Last edited by hungryjoe; 11/18/2019 4:35pm, .

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  • hungryjoe
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    Originally posted by submessenger View Post
    The funniest thing about this thread is:

    Rabbit is in a fucking tailspin to keep himself from getting voted as Dumbest Post 2018... In reality, he's currently 5th in line for the throne.
    A strong contender for 2019.

    Apparently his sock puppet account is heavy in this thread.

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  • submessenger
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    Get some:
    https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=128459

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  • W. Rabbit
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    Originally posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    40-27 ... so 13 point.

    Sorry, I am not a mathologistition.
    The proper term is prestidigitation.

    https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Prestidigitation

    It's a minor skill.

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  • W. Rabbit
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    Originally posted by submessenger View Post
    Of course you do, loser.
    Ah, what's one thread across the whole web.

    Sacrifices.

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  • BackFistMonkey
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    40-27 ... so 13 point.

    Sorry, I am not a mathologistition.

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  • BackFistMonkey
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    Besides he won by a LANDSLIDE! A 22 point lead yo.

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  • submessenger
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    Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    I support this method.
    Of course you do, loser.

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  • BackFistMonkey
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    Originally posted by submessenger View Post
    The competition is for dumbest post, not dumbest poster.

    Now, the tiebreaker is still for dumbest post, and the person who made that post happens to be the same for both submissions.
    The artist is the Art my friend. You should know that.

    Art is a reflection of oneself. Each post should be a carefully crafted expression of self which is proudly presented to the world.

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  • W. Rabbit
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    Originally posted by submessenger View Post
    The competition is for dumbest post, not dumbest poster.

    Now, the tiebreaker is still for dumbest post, and the person who made that post happens to be the same for both submissions.
    I support this method. I should have submitted both posts. I had 1,000+ to choose from.

    These are not even his dumbest posts. You should go re-read his conversations with Poopship Destroyer for real gold.

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  • submessenger
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    Originally posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    No he WON.

    You cannot share his greatness with these other fuckrats who fail in his greatness.
    The competition is for dumbest post, not dumbest poster.

    Now, the tiebreaker is still for dumbest post, and the person who made that post happens to be the same for both submissions.

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  • BackFistMonkey
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    Originally posted by submessenger View Post
    You obviously fail to see the magnificence of this. 1bad will get his, in either outcome.
    No he WON.

    You cannot share his greatness with these other fuckrats who fail in his greatness.
    Last edited by BackFistMonkey; 1/20/2019 9:25pm, . Reason: [strike]but[/strike]

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  • submessenger
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    AWW, SHIT.
    OK, OK.

    Tiebreaker poll to come shortly.

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  • W. Rabbit
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    Whenever I think of an essence-enslaved Podling, I think of 1bad65.

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  • submessenger
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    Originally posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    Yeah I figured you would bitch out and protect 1idiot65 from his actions.
    You obviously fail to see the magnificence of this. 1bad will get his, in either outcome.

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