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    Games and Theory? Ask Wood Rabbit.

    I thought this would be a funny idea for a thread. I pitched it to Submessenger a while back.

    Here are the rules:

    1) You can ask me anything. ANYTHING.
    2) IF the question is PERSONAL to me, I have an option to be as vague as possible, but I can't tell a lie, and I have to be ribald if I want to be sneaky (not deceptive), but with an eye on the truth.
    3) IF the question is not related to me, I still can't tell a lie, but I have to be as factual as possible.
    4) If I lie at any point, and someone catches me in a lie WITH PROOF, I get a strike. 3 strikes and I'm Out.
    5) Out means holders of the "Dumbest Post" tags get to democratically choose my punishment.

    I'll start.

    Starship Troopers – Buenos Aires was a false-flag operation to justify the arachnid war?
    https://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories..._a_falseflag/?
    No, because Humans can't control asteroids.

    Next question.

    #2
    Ribald? I think I'll avoid #1 for now...

    Is Donald Trump a germaphobe ?

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      #3
      Originally posted by BKR View Post
      Ribald? I think I'll avoid #1 for now...

      Is Donald Trump a germaphobe ?
      You could listen to it here: https://factba.se/topic/howard-stern-interviews

      were it not for the DCMA takedown notices by SiriusXM.

      Generally, yes, but so is my wife.

      I'm glad you didn't ask me personally. I shower a lot, but only because I love rain, and being clean.

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        #4
        Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
        You could listen to it here: https://factba.se/topic/howard-stern-interviews

        were it not for the DCMA takedown notices by SiriusXM.

        Generally, yes, but so is my wife.

        I'm glad you didn't ask me personally. I shower a lot, but only because I love rain, and being clean.
        I'm not interested in your personal hygiene, as fascinating as that may be...

        And I'm sure your wife is the Jewish equivalent of saintly to put up with you.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BKR View Post
          I'm not interested in your personal hygiene, as fascinating as that may be...

          And I'm sure your wife is the Jewish equivalent of saintly to put up with you.
          This isn't a question, so I can't respond.

          Next.

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            #6
            This one is a multi-part inquiry (percentages, please):
            1. How much of what you post here do you believe to be 100% true?
            2. How much of what you post here do you believe to be truthy enough?
            3. How much of what you post here is just outright trolling?
            4. How much of what you post here, regardless of the truth of said posts, have you hyperbolized with your own brand of fear-mongering?
            5. How much of q4 has been intentional fear-mongering?
            Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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              #7
              Originally posted by submessenger View Post
              This one is a multi-part inquiry (percentages, please):
              1. How much of what you post here do you believe to be 100% true?
              2. How much of what you post here do you believe to be truthy enough?
              3. How much of what you post here is just outright trolling?
              4. How much of what you post here, regardless of the truth of said posts, have you hyperbolized with your own brand of fear-mongering?
              5. How much of q4 has been intentional fear-mongering?
              1 - 99%
              2 - 95%
              3 - 5%
              4 - 1%
              5 - 100%

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                #8
                Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                This isn't a question, so I can't respond.

                Next.
                Didn't expect one, O Oracle...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BKR View Post
                  Didn't expect one, O Oracle...
                  Come one, ask a question.

                  Ask a personal question. It'll keep my hands warm and my aim true.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                    Come one, ask a question.

                    Ask a personal question. It'll keep my hands warm and my aim true.
                    Do you listen to Allison Krauss?


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                      #11
                      Originally posted by BKR View Post
                      Do you listen to Allison Krauss?
                      Last edited by W. Rabbit; 8/22/2018 10:35pm, .

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                        I decided after that to work barefoot as much as possible.
                        Beware of falling arches, and The Tossers:

                        Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                          #13
                          Your wife ever catch you posting here while wearing her panties?

                          Don't lie Pship destroyer.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                            Impressive reply!

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by hungryjoe View Post
                              Your wife ever catch you posting here while wearing her panties?

                              Don't lie Pship destroyer.
                              No, I only wear them on my head while I'm doing laundry, and she's never around when there's laundry.

                              I'm a work at home dad. Call me Mr. Dad. Mr. Mom is sexist.

                              I cook, I clean, I wash. Then I attack.

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