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    been extorted by a bouncer and generally get into it with them because they have a little bitch attitude, what would be the best style to deal with them?Muay Thai or krav maga?

    #2
    Stop going to shitty clubs/bars with asshole security.

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      #3
      Originally posted by ghost55 View Post
      Stop going to shitty clubs/bars with asshole security.
      Alternatively: Stop being a shitty asshole with [or to] security [when] going to clubs/bars.

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        #4
        Velcro, superglue...
        Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Falenay View Post
          Alternatively: Stop being a shitty asshole with [or to] security [when] going to clubs/bars.
          That too, but if OP is dumb enough to start this thread to begin with I highly doubtful they'll accept a solution that involves admitting that they are the problem.

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            #6
            Originally posted by amog View Post
            been extorted by a bouncer and generally get into it with them because they have a little bitch attitude, what would be the best style to deal with them?Muay Thai or krav maga?
            Bouncers have earpieces they can use to call other bouncers who will come and fuck you up if you try and fight them. You do hear stories about very good Muay Thai fighters taking on a team of bouncers by themselves (e.g. Bas Rutten's Adventures in Sweden) but the odds are that's not gonna be you so don't bother.

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              #7
              Dick head bouncers do exist. Most that are, are drug dealers too, but you'll never win since they have strength in numbers, so if you draw their attention you're fucked.

              Stop drinking too much, and don't go to those shit holes. Give Muay Thai or BJJ a go to humble that ego.

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                #8
                Either be a golden gloves or a cage fighter.

                So when you tell them after you have been thrown out they become terrified of you.

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                  #9
                  Stop being an asshole. What are you doing to draw their attention? At this point, if they know who you are, you are done. Go somewhere else. You will lose.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by amog View Post
                    been extorted by a bouncer and generally get into it with them because they have a little bitch attitude, what would be the best style to deal with them?Muay Thai or krav maga?
                    Muy Thai won't work. Don't waste your time with those pansy "sport" martial arts, you need something designed for the street. Krav Maga would be a fair decent choice, though if you really want to get the most bang for you buck, go big and go Systema. Head up to Toronto for a week and hang with old Vlad and you will be able to lay waste to a roomful of bouncers. Please be sure to document your experiences here, with video if possible and when appropriate.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Michael Tzadok View Post
                      Muy Thai won't work. Don't waste your time with those pansy "sport" martial arts, you need something designed for the street. Krav Maga would be a fair decent choice, though if you really want to get the most bang for you buck, go big and go Systema. Head up to Toronto for a week and hang with old Vlad and you will be able to lay waste to a roomful of bouncers. Please be sure to document your experiences here, with video if possible and when appropriate.

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                        #12
                        Not to point out the obvious but by the time you got proficient enough at a martial art in order to be able to use it as a form of defence (or offence) against q guy that keeps violent idiots out of places for a living, he'll either be working at a different club or your antagonism should be long sorted.

                        You're not going to take a few weeks of Muay Thai and be a bad arse.

                        My advice, find a different night club and stop antagonising bouncers.

                        If you do feel like you're getting bullied or singled out by a bouncer and you can't seem to drop the subject. Your best defence would be video evidence and maybe contacting the owner. Though good look with either.
                        Last edited by Sovvolf; 7/12/2018 9:57am, .

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sovvolf View Post
                          Not to point out the obvious but by the time you got proficient enough at a martial art in order to be able to use it as a form of defence (or offence) against q guy that keeps violent idiots out of places for a living, he'll either be working at a different club or your antagonism should be long sorted.

                          You're not going to take a few weeks of Muay Thai and be a bad arse.

                          My advice, find a different night club and stop antagonising bouncers.

                          If you do feel like you're getting bullied or singled out by a bouncer and you can't seem to drop the subject. Your best defence would be video evidence and maybe contacting the owner. Though good look with either.
                          OP, totally ignore this cock blocker. Though he is right, something that is only for sport like Muy Tai will not give you the fighting skills that you need. You need something designed to hurt and maim, not to entertain a crowd. I really think Systema is your thing. In just a week you will know how to deal with mulitple attackers. If you go for a couple of weeks, bro, on the ground, standing, armed or unarmed they will all fall before you. If you want to slum it with Krav Maga, I guess that would work too, just not quite as effectively. Darren Levine does one and two week intensives in LA. Those too will give you some skills. Just remember we like documentation here, so make sure to document and video your experiences, including your successful physical domination of the douche bouncer.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Michael Tzadok View Post
                            OP, totally ignore this cock blocker. Though he is right, something that is only for sport like Muy Tai will not give you the fighting skills that you need. You need something designed to hurt and maim, not to entertain a crowd. I really think Systema is your thing. In just a week you will know how to deal with mulitple attackers. If you go for a couple of weeks, bro, on the ground, standing, armed or unarmed they will all fall before you. If you want to slum it with Krav Maga, I guess that would work too, just not quite as effectively. Darren Levine does one and two week intensives in LA. Those too will give you some skills. Just remember we like documentation here, so make sure to document and video your experiences, including your successful physical domination of the douche bouncer.
                            This guys talking shit. Every legit martial artist knows Wing Chun is the real.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Sovvolf View Post
                              This guys talking shit. Every legit martial artist knows Wing Chun is the real.
                              ahem....Aikido.

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