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    A systema fighter, a chunner, an aikido-ka, a death toucher and a ki master fight

    who loses this bar brawl first?

    I mean the chunner trains for teh street.... but can he beat the chi force fields?

    How does systema deal with the blending power of aiki?

    Does the death toucher masturbate with his death hands and succumb to his own power?
    Last edited by kimjonghng; 6/08/2018 6:28am, .

    #2
    Ki master wins by AOE attack, destroying everyone.

    He begins by gathering chi into his dantian, then lets it descend and emits it from his Hui Yin point. As his chi spreads into the surroundings, all who touches it, dies.

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      #3
      Originally posted by baby_cart View Post
      Ki master wins by AOE attack, destroying everyone.

      He begins by gathering chi into his dantian, then lets it descend and emits it from his Hui Yin point. As his chi spreads into the surroundings, all who touches it, dies.
      Doesnt he need someone to distract frieza for 12 episodes while he builds up his spirit bomb tho?

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        #4
        I'd say gravity wins.
        "BJJ!!! Guard can't protect you from collapsing gym roof, tough guy!" - W. Rabbit

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          #5
          So long as someone gets the whole fracas on video, I think the answer is obvious.

          Bullshido wins.

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            #6
            They're all too deadly so no one would be willing to needle the first move. Hours of standing around yelling at each other. Then they all go home to claim victory on the internet

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lindz View Post
              They're all too deadly so no one would be willing to needle the first move. Hours of standing around yelling at each other. Then they all go home to claim victory on the internet
              ...at which point, the ninjer pops out from behind a bush, the true winner.

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                #8
                Systema Guy. Because winging sloppy punches > chi power and/or chunner combat geometry.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BJMills View Post
                  Systema Guy. Because winging sloppy punches > chi power and/or chunner combat geometry.
                  Disagree: I'd say the chunner, because spazzing straight punches beats standing in anatomical position with a dumb grin and throwing wide hooks.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Permalost View Post
                    Disagree: I'd say the chunner, because spazzing straight punches beats standing in anatomical position with a dumb grin and throwing wide hooks.
                    I don't know. I mean, I see your point, but even if the first 30 or so chain punches lands, they're going to do almost zero damage, or at the very least less than a single wide, sloppy hook. Especially one thrown by a fat Russian.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by BJMills View Post
                      I don't know. I mean, I see your point, but even if the first 30 or so chain punches lands, they're going to do almost zero damage, or at the very least less than a single wide, sloppy hook. Especially one thrown by a fat Russian.
                      Yeah, in a battle of fat Russian against your typical 112 pound chunner, the fat Russian probably has the advantage.

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                        #12
                        Unless he dies of heart disease from the effort of looking at somebody trying to hit him.
                        "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

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                        Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by BJMills View Post
                          I don't know. I mean, I see your point, but even if the first 30 or so chain punches lands, they're going to do almost zero damage, or at the very least less than a single wide, sloppy hook. Especially one thrown by a fat Russian.
                          Seems like not many Russians do systema, like how not many Japanese are in the Bujinkan.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by kimjonghng View Post
                            Doesnt he need someone to distract frieza for 12 episodes while he builds up his spirit bomb tho?
                            No need. His beer gu-, I mean, his chi bag aka dantian has been nourished for years, if not decades. A bottle of laxative also helps in chi emission.

                            Originally posted by Kung-Fu Joe View Post
                            Yeah, in a battle of fat Russian against your typical 112 pound chunner, the fat Russian probably has the advantage.
                            depends on the venue. if the fight is to be held on a rooftop, the fatty might expire first while climbing the stairs.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Lindz View Post
                              They're all too deadly so no one would be willing to needle the first move. Hours of standing around yelling at each other. Then they all go home to claim victory on the internet
                              sounds like some kind of anime larp session

                              meaning more ninjas

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