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  • BKR
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    Originally posted by battlefields View Post
    She'll fuck you over.

    Hahaha, jk, I'm not bitter... anymore.


    Legit though, going to have to try your strategy about the "come over and get fucked" Tinder thing - once I lose the weight.
    That's what you get for trying to rescue her.

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  • W. Rabbit
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    Originally posted by Dung Beatles View Post
    That's fair.

    We do have something in common by the way. Neither one of us can look the average adult in the eye.

    Me, because I'm too god damned short. You, because they get sucked into orbit and you have to wait for them to come back around. You fat fuck.

    Edit: If you're going to make short jokes, you'd best bring your A-game. I can stand toe to toe with anyone. Well, anyone except you. Because, you know. You're too fucking fat.
    He'd win in a fistfight though. That counts for a lot more than fat or height shaming.

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  • Dung Beatles
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    Originally posted by battlefields View Post
    STFU, midget, I don't speak to armrests.
    That's fair.

    We do have something in common by the way. Neither one of us can look the average adult in the eye.

    Me, because I'm too god damned short. You, because they get sucked into orbit and you have to wait for them to come back around. You fat fuck.

    Edit: If you're going to make short jokes, you'd best bring your A-game. I can stand toe to toe with anyone. Well, anyone except you. Because, you know. You're too fucking fat.
    Last edited by Dung Beatles; 12/04/2019 8:01am, .

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  • Devil
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    Originally posted by battlefields View Post
    She'll fuck you over.

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  • battlefields
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    Originally posted by Dung Beatles View Post
    Isn't this thread a year old now?

    You're never going to lose the weight. It's been a year. When I was weight training I could move up or down 20 lbs in a couple of months and I'm only five feet tall. Because it's easy and saying otherwise is a lie. You just don't want to. You're fat now. That's how it is and you're not doing shit about it other than kidding yourself unless it's priority #1 every hour of the day.

    Want to know how I know you'll never lose the weight? Because you aren't trying. if you were, you'd have lost it all by now.
    STFU, midget, I don't speak to armrests.

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  • BKR
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    Originally posted by Lily View Post
    Did you write the testimonial for the site?
    No, I do not have moobs.

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  • Dung Beatles
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    Originally posted by battlefields View Post
    She'll fuck you over.

    Hahaha, jk, I'm not bitter... anymore.

    Legit though, going to have to try your strategy about the "come over and get fucked" Tinder thing - once I lose the weight.
    Isn't this thread a year old now?

    You're never going to lose the weight. It's been a year. When I was weight training I could move up or down 20 lbs in a couple of months and I'm only five feet tall. Because it's easy and saying otherwise is a lie. You just don't want to. You're fat now. That's how it is and you're not doing shit about it other than kidding yourself unless it's priority #1 every hour of the day.

    Want to know how I know you'll never lose the weight? Because you aren't trying. if you were, you'd have lost it all by now.

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  • Lily
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    Originally posted by BKR View Post
    Did you write the testimonial for the site?

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  • Mr. Machette
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    I was complimenting your frugality. No need to get all touchy.

    So did he treat you good?

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  • BKR
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    Originally posted by battlefields View Post
    She'll fuck you over.

    Hahaha, jk, I'm not bitter... anymore.

    Legit though, going to have to try your strategy about the "come over and get fucked" Tinder thing - once I lose the weight.
    Good luck with that, for sure.
    https://www.pureaesthetics.com.au/pr...ia-sydney-nsw/

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  • battlefields
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    She'll fuck you over.

    Hahaha, jk, I'm not bitter... anymore.

    Legit though, going to have to try your strategy about the "come over and get fucked" Tinder thing - once I lose the weight.

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  • Devil
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    Originally posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    So $10 at McDonald's and a 1/2 hour suite at the No-Tell Motel.

    swag

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  • Mr. Machette
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    So $10 at McDonald's and a 1/2 hour suite at the No-Tell Motel.

    swag

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  • Devil
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    Originally posted by Lily View Post

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  • W. Rabbit
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    Originally posted by Lily View Post
    Totally!

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