How can I give myself cauliflower ear?

[goodgoobly]

This is a serious question. I don't care what people say. I just really want cauliflower ear. How can I give myself some at home? This is not a troll genuine question.

[BackFistMonkey]

This is a serious question. I don't care what people say. I just really want cauliflower ear. How can I give myself some at home? This is not a troll genuine question.

Grow up.

[BackFistMonkey]

MMA Combat Sports ---------------> YMAS
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[lant3rn]

This is a serious question. I don't care what people say. I just really want cauliflower ear. How can I give myself some at home? This is not a troll genuine question.

Nail Gun.. point towards your ear and fire. Do repeatedly until you develop a nice callous.

[BackFistMonkey]

Seriously tho, like all joking aside. It is all about the friction. Have your mom and dad take turns rubbing their inner thighs against your ears.

[submessenger]

Buy cauliflower seeds, plant in ear. Best evar. Sure, you can try the eargrynd shit, but growing your own is not only a better story, it's rich in vitamins and shit.

Also, fuck off.

[hungryjoe]

School break again.

Stick head up ass. Withdraw. Wash, rinse and repeat.

OP sucks.

[Omega Supreme]

School break again.

Stick head up ass. Withdraw. Wash, rinse and repeat.

OP sucks.

QFT......

[Holy Moment]

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[BJMills]

Wrestling, judo, sambo, Brazilian jujitsu...

Train any of the hard, for years, without using headgear and you will get the ears you want.

[ghost55]

slamming your ear in a door repeatedly apparently works.

[scipio]

Or play rugby

[boldeagle67]

Go to class 5 days a week and tell coach you need to work on triangle escapes and headlock escapes

[slamdunc]

Stick head up ass. Withdraw. Wash, rinse and repeat.

OP only got to the first part of the instructions. Maybe he'll pull his head out and eventually not suck so much.

[Michael Tzadok]

Wrestling, judo, sambo, Brazilian jujitsu...

Train any of the hard, for years, without using headgear and you will get the ears you want.

Wrested for 15yrs. Sambo for 10, now BJJ... Still no cauliflower ear. Only wore headgear in competition when it was required. So I'm marking this down as bad advice, or at least genetically dependent advice.