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More fake BS from yet another BDFS pay to play member: Koga Yang

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    #61
    Black Serpant Clan sounds like some rappers from Brooklyn made a porno .

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      #62
      Originally posted by Permalost View Post
      Serious refutations of guys like this hardly seem necessary- if you can't read a YMAS thread about the guy and conclude that he's full of shit, a serious MABS thread probably wouldn't convince you either.
      I was going to write basically this.

      I think there are some people that are just below the criteria for MABs as human beings.

      I mean, ex-heroin addict trying to pass himself off as an Ashida Kim approved ninja master by posting videos of him doing bullshit in his back yard...

      It’s not worth investigating.

      It’s almost not worth YMAS. I genuinely feel sorry for people suffering from that level of delusion.

      He’s probably desperate to find something to build his life around after heroin tore a big hole in it and he probably doesn’t have the social skills or self esteem to take a real martial arts class.

      The sad thing is a real competitive martial arts class would probably do him some serious good.

      Reminds me of a podcast I listened to on NPR one time. I’m going to try and dig it up. Definitely worth a listen.

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        #63
        What if home boy had shown up with real certs and skills and defended his position like a man? Or what if he has actually trained with ole Ninja Finger Magic Master? I wanted to hear those stories. I bet they are rad.

        I wanted to give him a chance to present his case in a professional manner.
        Not my fault he wasn't interested or whatever he is saying his deal is.

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          #64
          Originally posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
          What if home boy had shown up with real certs and skills and defended his position like a man? Or what if he has actually trained with ole Ninja Finger Magic Master? I wanted to hear those stories. I bet they are rad.

          I wanted to give him a chance to present his case in a professional manner.
          Not my fault he wasn't interested or whatever he is saying his deal is.
          Unfortunately I think people like that are almost beyond hope. Sarah Silverman just had a twitter encounter with a troll that turned productive. So I think every now and then people wo need help might actually take it, but more often than not delusion, like the dark side of the force, is strong.

          http://uproxx.com/webculture/sarah-s...er-exchange/2/

          Here's that Moth Story I mentioned before. It's worth a few minutes especially if you're a Gun N' Roses fan...

          http://player.themoth.org/#/?actionT...AY&storyId=519
          Last edited by BJMills; 1/15/2018 4:08pm, .

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            #65
            Originally posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
            MABS ------> YMAS

            Ya'll can now safely make fun of his hair and tattoos.

            Dale you can always start an official MABS thread later with a nothing but meat fresh start if you want. Can't clean this one up.
            You just want me to argue shit about snake techniques being inappropriate for striking wooden doors.

            Fine. How many people here have background in a "Snake" martial art?

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              #66
              Originally posted by BJMills View Post
              It’s not worth investigating.
              It already was investigated. The ease of it all is kind of why it's YMAS material, and let's face it, few visitors know the difference between MABS and YMAS. MABS is a spider's web, YMAS is like a honeycomb, but there's really little difference with or without moderation.

              The moderation here is a sign that there's a lot more entertainment value to be had from observing and reporting on this deadly poisoned-handed ghost ninja guild master.

              The internet can be a fast place. It has more secret ninja guilds than we can imagine, so it's nice and helpful when they blow it and make Youtube videos.
              Last edited by W. Rabbit; 1/15/2018 9:55pm, .

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                #67
                I really just wanna know how long he trained with Magic Ninja Fingers,

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                  On topic, this guy is just trying to get laid. He's got time to make snake clan martial arts videos, play violin, and court the ladies, but raking the leaves not so much.

                  By court, I mean groom his cult.

                  Bow is strung too tight, right hand sucks. And his left hand posture is so piss poor that the verdict can only be: shite. This guy won't be able to play a single tune that is in tune.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Moenstah View Post
                    Bow is strung too tight, right hand sucks. And his left hand posture is so piss poor that the verdict can only be: shite. This guy won't be able to play a single tune that is in tune.
                    But its in a car park so it must be legit because that is where people play violins!!

                    This guy is in the wrong era, he looks like every 80s Kung Fu movie henchman or bad guy and if he was doing this same shit then he would have a cult bigger than Scientology.

                    But well he is "intelligent" enough to beat a 9yr heroin addiction so who knows maybe we are looking at the next Sun Myung Moon! although he was stupid enough to be in that situation so perhaps he is just the next Ron Collins.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by Moenstah View Post
                      Bow is strung too tight, right hand sucks. And his left hand posture is so piss poor that the verdict can only be: shite. This guy won't be able to play a single tune that is in tune.
                      Yep, probably because he's got really fat fingers and uses the "finger squeeze," method to tighten the bow. I believe I have that same bow, it's a carbon fiber Fiddlerman. From that, we can deduce that the violin is a Cecilio beginner's instrument (because cool paint job), and his only instruction has been youtube. Also, his head position is all jacked up.
                      Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                        #71
                        Originally posted by PDA View Post
                        he looks like every 80s Kung Fu movie henchman or bad guy
                        He's the spitting image of Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. He might even be his bastard son, according to legend.

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                          #72
                          Looks more like Tommy Wiseau to me....

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                            #73
                            Originally posted by BeautifulSpring
                            I mean, really? In 2018, are there actually grown adults who live indoors and pay for internet access that would actually pay this guy money with the expectation they will "learn" things of value?
                            Not really, no. I doubt anyone pays him anything. Unless it’s like his mom paying him to clean his room.

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                              #74
                              That's just mean. Somebody paid him $50 for security services. He's a professional.

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                                #75
                                More BS ranks from people in other nations

                                Koga Yang just posted up another fake rank cert that he got from these asshats in other nations.

                                Never met them and he has a 4th degree black belt in some unknown made up form of Hapkido.

                                I shit you not.
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