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    Me vs mom on karate who win?

    hi guys,

    My mom is a yoga coach, she was tired and tell her yoga is useless and easy so she challenged me in my sport. We have a bet on it so for you who did win?

    Thx ;)

    youtube. com/watch?v=nx9o-Swuu9A

    Sorry I can't post link, so u can copy paste it

    #2
    Welcome to Bullshido John.

    Your post has been moved from the Advanced Striking to YMAS because it fails to meet any of the posting standards.



    Let me also say it is no surprise that Yoga out strikes TKD. Imagine what would happen if your mother stopped pretending that she loved you and didn't pull her kicks and punches?

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      #3
      me vs mom

      hi and thx for watching the fight!
      You said " Let me also say it is no surprise that Yoga out strikes TKD. Imagine what would happen if your mother stopped pretending that she loved you and didn't pull her kicks and punches? "

      Well to be honest I am a bit surprise, did you mean she win? Cause it washer first time ever trying a martial art and I can tell you she hasn't pull her kicks and punches at all!

      Was it that clear she won?

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        #4
        This is hilarious! Adult yoga teacher > child black belt.

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          #5
          That was a black belt?? What exactly are the standards for TKD these days??

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            #6
            Your mom beat the bricks off you son...give up martial arts and do yoga instead is the lesson here
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              #7
              Just in a total vacuum, yoga>TKD. I've done both, only one made me break a sweat.
              "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

              Originally posted by strikistanian
              DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
              Originally posted by Devil
              Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
              Originally posted by Plasma
              At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
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                #8
                Originally posted by john49000 View Post
                hi guys,

                My mom is a yoga coach, she was tired and tell her yoga is useless and easy so she challenged me in my sport. We have a bet on it so for you who did win?

                Thx ;)

                youtube. com/watch?v=nx9o-Swuu9A

                Sorry I can't post link, so u can copy paste it
                To answer this question properly we're going to need more pictures of your mom

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
                  What exactly are the standards for TKD these days??
                  Your tuition checks have to clear for a minimum of nine months after signing up.
                  Dan Severn loves raping people.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Savateur View Post
                    Your tuition checks have to clear for a minimum of nine months after signing up.
                    That's just sad. Having done some TKD I'm not really a fan of it, but at least we had to learn to kick to advance. Granted that's been a while back and some of the black belts were shitty, but even then it wasn't that horrible. Now to yoga I say fuck that shit, if I wanted to get twisted into a pretzel I would do BJJ.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by john49000 View Post
                      hi guys,

                      My mom is a yoga coach, she was tired and tell her yoga is useless and easy so she challenged me in my sport. We have a bet on it so for you who did win?

                      Thx ;)

                      youtube. com/watch?v=nx9o-Swuu9A

                      Sorry I can't post link, so u can copy paste it

                      Dude, your mom won that one. Not bad for only doing Yoga.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Omega Supreme View Post
                        Dude, your mom won that one. Not bad for only doing Yoga.
                        Yoga is for sure now on my to do this coming year. You people goona give a hard time when I change the style field from judo hiatus? Six years is a long time off and we have proof it is effective. At least against TKD youngsters.

                        OP,

                        Welcome to the site and know that we tease each other often. Suck it up and be tough. I'm still afraid of my mother and she's 80.
                        Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

                        http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by hungryjoe View Post
                          Yoga is for sure now on my to do this coming year. You people goona give a hard time when I change the style field from judo hiatus? Six years is a long time off and we have proof it is effective. At least against TKD youngsters.

                          OP,

                          Welcome to the site and know that we tease each other often. Suck it up and be tough. I'm still afraid of my mother and she's 80.
                          https://youtu.be/TfcFrY4tY1Y?t=34s
                          GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
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                          I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
                          Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
                          I <3 Battlefields...

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by battlefields View Post
                            LOL, one of my sisters is in that movie, multiple scenes. It was filmed in Austin.
                            Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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