Dumbest Post Evar: 2018 Edition

[submessenger]

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https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=128421

[Holy Moment]

I just felt i had to post something that expresses how i feel about a certain group of martial arts that can be known as bullshit.

To all those who practice traditional martial arts need to either watch ufc and watch fred eddish get his face smashed in or watch the "ninja" get destroyed by pat smith aswell. I dont see how someone could take ninjutsu seriously when one of they killing blows involves tearing someones balls out. I have a question for some of those who think that that bullshit can hurt a fly, what the hell are you going to do if your opponent is wearing jeans? HOw are you going to grab their balls. And whats to stop them from kneeing you in the jaw when you kneel down to grab theoir nuts. Anyone you practices this sad excuse for a martial art needs to stop watching japanese cartoons and understand that you cant hide in the shadows, fly through the air and do shit all with this martial art.

Recently on google i was watching this sad fatass who is a master of systema acting all smug while he demonstrated how effective systema is, which make me laugh and then get pissed that they would lie to peopel so much about it. The bottom line is, its basically a heap full of shit. I think this video sais more than i ever could about this sad shit. And its quite clear that an actual opponent that wasnt trying to sell the art wouldnt fail to knock this lard ass' block off.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...0919&q=systema


One art that i feel needs to be singled out as the biggest crock of shit is drunken kung fu. How this can be called a martial art is beyong me, just because you can sway around and attempt to confuse your opponent doesnt mean your going to hit him, or even come close. There is a video of drunken kung fu fighting kyokushin kai karate (an actually effecting form of karate, and a good martial art.) The kyokushin practisioner didnt fail to kick the drunken kung fu fighter in the head several times at least, without being hit a single time. This video shows the effectiveness of drunken kung fu.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...runken+kung+fu


All in all traditional martial arts such as karate, kung fu, etc. are all completely ineffective. Any martial art that tell you how to defend and counter against a person holding a knife and attempting to stab you cant be taken veryt seriously. Tae Kwon Do is also an innefective martial art, however it can be effective when mixed with martial arts such as muay thai, well, the spinning back kick is main all tae kwon do has contributed to the world of martial arts.
An on going arguement to the more effective martial out of muay thai and tae kwon do, can be answered in one link, muay thai =](likely the best striking martial art in the world.)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...83&q=muay+thai

The truth is BJJ will prevail against any striking art because once the gap is closed, what can a striker do, and it isnt easy to stop the gap from closing since just about all fights go to the ground. The documentary the "Gracies in Action" shows grapplings effectiveness again any striking art.

https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...=1#post1022911

[submessenger]

Meh, by popular demand, this competition is still on. Nominated posts must have been made between 11/7/2017 and 11/6/2018.

[Diesel_tke]

Here's my entry:



A BJJ guy shit-talking an actual fighter.

lol! HM, your troll job was top notch!

[El Violador]

Here's my entry:

Because you suck and worse yet,you're a coward.

A BJJ guy shit-talking an actual fighter.

[submessenger]

That thread is from 2006. Does that apply?

No. Valid dumbest posts for this contest are from Election Day 2017 through today.

[Diesel_tke]

Source: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=36459

That thread is from 2006. Does that apply?

[Holy Moment]

Ok then bless me with a new topic ass hole, ans spare me whole "syntac and spelling" bullshit, this is a forum not an essay to be handed in for marks, i dont care how i spell things here, and neither should you, maybe you should just take this as another one of those times where people express opinions and not an oportunity to show that your a whining pussy who should leave the site if he doesnt want to hear what people have to say. Its also obvious you dont know much about BJJ anyways because it would be difficult to suck someone off from their gaurd anyways, oh whats that "self induced injuries" style? Wow i should really be listening to you about martial arts, this is what ive collected from numerous times of seeing these arts in action. So just to spite me, make a topic that has never been brought up about martial arts, and make sure it hasnt, because ill be sure to kick up a bitch fit like your having if you write something the same as someone else. Get a life fag.

Source: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=36459

[BKR]

Fine, how about "craziest poster of 2018?"

Probably closer to truth...

[ghost55]

Nothing dumb about it...

Fine, how about "craziest poster of 2018?"

[BKR]

Can I submit Wabbit's entire goddamn account from the last week? And make it a Dumbest poster of 2018 award?

Nothing dumb about it...

[ghost55]

Can I submit Wabbit's entire goddamn account from the last week? And make it a Dumbest poster of 2018 award?

[submessenger]

Bump for the love. We're a week and a half out from VOTING. So, get your submissions in.

[submessenger]

Up for grabs:

It may be a partisan system now, but when the constitution was framed that was not so

Lasting pro citizen governance can only take place in a environment of compromise and consensus

[Bneterasedmynam]

LMAO if you think I went LOOKING for a dumb post by you, I mean, come on all I have to do is wait around for that to happen.
No I so happen to read that thread cause it was one of the suggested threads, and boom saw one of the most retarded things I have seen in a long fucking time.
Also um.....what threads have you even been participating in that I have lately?

Not many as I haven't been as actively posting lately. Obviously you have terrible reading comprehension. I trolled someone over a necro post and received overzealous reactions due to the near worship of a certain poster, so I decided to have a bit of fun with it. Only a complete fucking retard would have taken that shit seriously. Obvious trolling is exempt from the contest. Now if you want to use one of my actual dumb posts I'm all for it.