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    Dumbest Post Evar: 2018 Edition

    This award will only be for posts made November 7, 2017 through November 6, 2018.

    Your mission, should you choose to accept it: find the stupidist shit said on these forums, during the current cycle. Quote and link it in this thread. At some point (say, election day in the US), I'll take the nominees and put them into a poll for final voting. The winner will be the person that nominated the dumbest post. The person responsible for the dumbest post will get a Dumbest Post 2018 tag.

    Winner gets 1 year Supporting Member status, with all rights and privileges, and an Almond Joy tag, pro tempore.

    Rules:
    1) The poster must seem oblivious to the fact that they are posting stupid shit (i.e. it's stupid, not trolling)
    2) The post in question must be at least cursorily related to the thread's subject matter
    3) Bonus points if the post in question is by a poster with more than 100 posts (will be used in the event of a tie)
    4) Bonus points if the post in question is the last post made by the poster (will be used in the event of a tie)
    5) Spam posts will not be considered; permabanned users will not be considered
    6) Only one nomination per participant; only the most recent nomination will be honored; abandoned nominations are eligible to be picked up by other participants.
    7) The first participant to nominate a post "owns," that post; nobody else can nominate said post, unless the original nominator abandons it. However, multiple participants can nominate different posts by the same poster.
    8) You cannot nominate yourself.

    Previous contests:
    2017: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=126195
    2016: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=125980
    Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.
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    #2
    OK, I'll kick it off:

    Originally posted by Martialmallow View Post
    Isn't it truer freedom to be able to go out in public, to a bar, or a church or a school without being worried about being obliterated by some maniac with weapons of war, far too damaging to be anywhere near self-defence
    (my bold)
    Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
      He definitely has been trying to get rid of regulations, such as regulations that protect us from having our drinking water poisoned.
      I may have to impose term limits on Dumbest Poster.
      Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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        #4
        Originally posted by submessenger View Post
        I may have to impose term limits on Dumbest Poster.
        I nominate ^ this post.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
          I nominate ^ this post.
          I see you're still struggling with the definition of "irony."
          Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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            #6
            Originally posted by submessenger View Post
            I see you're still struggling with the definition of "irony."
            I just don't think you should try to limit stupid. Its stupid and if we are to quantify stupid there should be no limits on it, just like reality. Unless of course you have found some boundary of stupidity.

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              #7
              “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
              ― Albert Einstein, Anne Frank and Abraham Lincoln.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
                Unless of course you have found some boundary of stupidity.
                So far, it is eluding me. I believe it is there, though, a line somewhere between stupid and dead: dead people know enough to keep their mouths shut.
                Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by submessenger View Post
                  So far, it is eluding me. I believe it is there, though, a line somewhere between stupid and dead: dead people know enough to keep their mouths shut.
                  According to your belief system.

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                    #10
                    This guy gives so much gold... I don't know why he wasn't put up for Dumbest poster
                    Originally posted by preschol View Post
                    OK...lets just cut through all the bullshit. This site is a fraud, and when you challenge someone they curse you etc.

                    There is a very easy way to resolve this dispute. A challenge match. I challenged Rayce to a fight on the feet, and he dick tucked. I am just a frail little old man, and According to Rayce my martial art background is a complete fraud. I have absolutely no skills.

                    I said we should meet and fight and that way he could witness himself, and of course he dick tucked. That is a fact, you can bury all my posts down here in Trollville, but I know that truth and you know the truth. By the time he got to the mat to demonstrate his BJJ skills he would be unconscious.

                    I asked him about his stand up, who he trained with, but he refused refused to say, just repeated that he had excellent stand up skills ho did he train with?

                    I provided a partial list of who I trained with and simply asked him who he trained under, just give me a name. I asked several times and the best answer I got was he had a wrestler in his class once. I researchedd and researched and could not find anyone with a serious striking or wrestling background.

                    I kept asking with no answer. That is because the truth is, he has not put in any serious training in a legit school. He is good at ground fighting and maybe had some basic Gracie combatives but he has never trained in a real stand up gym.

                    This is common because BJJ guys (I am one, I trained for 3-4 years) are arrogant and live in a fantasy world. You relly believe that your training is equal to what I have gotten from professional strikers in nreal deal camps...BJJ stand up is a joke, I am sorry.

                    Why else woyuld a frail 54 year old man (OK...I have deadlifted 600 lbs and won many BB titles, but that was long ago) challenge a young man to a fight? Because I know what would happen. I know the type of stand up training you get in a BJJ class. It is either poor, or non existant.

                    That is the product of the disrespect you guys , at least the ones I have met here, have for wrestling and boxing. I posted this thread in the hopes of fostering an intelligent convo, but that never happened. I actually predicted what would happen. Name calling insults and no real discussion of the topic. I even did a little study that showed the ratio of wrestlers to BJJ artists in the UFC. Narly five to 1.

                    You guys are bully's. You will run over to a Wing Chun school and beat some people easily. But when you aere chakllenged by a real man with real skills, all you do is levy insults.

                    None of that bothered me. What bothers me is that you guys tried to bury the truth by hiding this thread dowm here where it will not get traffic.

                    However you can't hide the truth. Some of you are outstanding guys, like WF. Buty Rayce, et al. Your bully's and cowards. You ARE Bullshido.

                    Razce should have taken my challenge: I giot a oartial tear in my hamstring 2 days ago (doing a fake spinning back kick).

                    Now there are limitations on my skills. Therefore lets change it up: Rayce claims I train in a fake Kali program. All my skills are fake, right? We both no damn well where that true you would have accepted my challenge on the spot. You didn't. You just insulted me (I love all the down votes...did I set a record?). From the safety of your computer.

                    So, there is a very easy way to settle this. This is common ion the Philiines.

                    We fight. With blades anything that is legal to carry. That is 5 inches or smaller.

                    I am officially calling you out, coward.

                    Like I said. I am a frail little old 54 year old man with only one good leg.

                    Come cut me to little pieces, and you can then play in my blood.

                    You guys can do all you wan't to hide your true nature, as bullies. Not everyone, of course. Don't start no stuff unless you can back it up. There will be stuff.

                    Bury my posts as deep as you want. The truth will come out.

                    There is an easy way to settle this, and I can do it even without my left hamstring.

                    I have
                    TL:DR. Idiot challenges Rayce to a knife fight to the death.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Michael Tzadok View Post
                      This guy gives so much gold... I don't know why he wasn't put up for Dumbest poster


                      TL:DR. Idiot challenges Rayce to a knife fight to the death.
                      That's pretty good stuff right there. Give me about two weeks to show Rayce some knife stuff and he will destroy that guy. Guarantee.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
                        LOL support my position?? The original purpose for creating the EPA supports my position. As does countless cases of abuse by corrupt corporations. You argued that the government regulates what goes into our water and yet you simultaneously argue for getting rid of said protections. Again I don't care anymore you win, you can have your poisoned water.
                        I am removing myself from the 2018 competition. I will continue to post asinine shit in here, it's up for grabs for whoever wants it. First come, first served. As above, once somebody has claimed a post, nobody else can claim it unless the original claimer (claimant?) has surrendered it for a new entry.

                        For context of the above, start here: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=1#post2956454
                        Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by submessenger View Post
                          I am removing myself from the 2018 competition. I will continue to post asinine shit in here, it's up for grabs for whoever wants it. First come, first served. As above, once somebody has claimed a post, nobody else can claim it unless the original claimer (claimant?) has surrendered it for a new entry.

                          For context of the above, start here: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=1#post2956454
                          http://amp.timeinc.net/time/4696104/...y-1970-history

                          Grasping at straws are you??

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                            #14
                            I guess I will find out how many "tags" your butthurt can earn me.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
                              http://amp.timeinc.net/time/4696104/...y-1970-history

                              Grasping at straws are you??
                              Originally posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
                              I guess I will find out how many "tags" your butthurt can earn me.
                              This is a good start. If you keep it up, in a couple of months you'll see that there's no butthurt on my side, it was you, all along.

                              My criticism, here, is that
                              a) you only posted a link, but didn't answer the questions posed
                              b) this isn't even the correct thread

                              We'll get there, bnet. I'm here for you. Keep up the good effort!
                              Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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