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    Wing Chun Prime

    Nice try, Russel Crowe.
    You're not fooling anybody with that disguise.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

    Originally posted by Emevas
    I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
    Originally posted by Rock Ape
    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

    #2
    Originally posted by BeautifulSpring
    I have a plan to make wing chun the deadly street tested art that it deserves to be. I will be picking fights in public with random members of the public I encounter by chance. I will only use wing chun-based principles such as bong sau, lop sau, poon sau, Wu sau and siu Nim tau. Once I achieve consistent victories in no holes barred combat, I will then transmit the successful methodology to others and thus the system Wing Chun Prime will be born.

    Comments are welcome, however I will not tolerate any criticism or mockery of wing chun or my boy Yip Man.
    Sounds like menu at Chinese restaurant.
    Falling for Judo since 1980

    "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

    "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

    "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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      #3
      Originally posted by BeautifulSpring
      I have a plan to make wing chun the deadly street tested art that it deserves to be. I will be picking fights in public with random members of the public I encounter by chance. I will only use wing chun-based principles such as bong sau, lop sau, poon sau, Wu sau and siu Nim tau. Once I achieve consistent victories in no holes barred combat, I will then transmit the successful methodology to others and thus the system Wing Chun Prime will be born.

      Comments are welcome, however I will not tolerate any criticism or mockery of wing chun or my boy Yip Man.
      Lol at thread title. I hope you can fight better than you spell.
      Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

      http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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        #4
        Originally posted by BKR View Post
        Sounds like menu at Chinese restaurant.
        Beautiful Chin Roll
        Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

        http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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          #5
          Originally posted by BKR View Post
          Sounds like menu at Chinese restaurant.
          That's not true. They welcome comments.
          As long as you're not one of those Mongolian anti-wallers.
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          Kama Sutra blue belt.

          Originally posted by Emevas
          I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
          Originally posted by Rock Ape
          Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

          Dipshit

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            #6
            Simpsons already did it.
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            Kama Sutra blue belt.

            Originally posted by Emevas
            I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
            Originally posted by Rock Ape
            Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

            Dipshit

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              #7
              Originally posted by BeautifulSpring
              How can I edit the title to fix the spelling? I don't want the guys on here to think I'm stupid.
              It's a bit tricky.
              First, open the command prompt.
              Next, type in FDISK c:
              Then press enter.
              Soon all troubles will be over.
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              Kama Sutra blue belt.

              Originally posted by Emevas
              I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
              Originally posted by Rock Ape
              Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

              Dipshit

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                #8
                Originally posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
                It's a bit tricky.
                First, open the command prompt.
                Next, type in FDISK c:
                Then press enter.
                Soon all troubles will be over.
                Love it!

                And as we should not expect all those out there to know these really handy things, here a step-by-step manual:

                1. press Windows key + R
                2. type "cmd" (that is...without "", of course)
                3. press enter
                4. type "FDISK c:" (you know...see 2.)
                5. press enter
                6. press "y", ignoring all the difficult words on your screen
                7. profit!

                This is one of the most important problem solvers in life. It changed my life for good!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BeautifulSpring
                  How can I edit the title to fix the spelling? I don't want the guys on here to think I'm stupid.
                  It may be too late for that, but I fixed it for you, regardless.
                  Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                    #10
                    Thank you for you Ip Man blessing, I'm sure Submessenger has benefited from it - could you also extend his blessing to other members of the forum?

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                      #11
                      Wing Chin Prime sounds way more street than Chun. You should have left it.
                      Train hard, fight easy.

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                        #12
                        You'll have to figure out a way to not cry every time you get hit.
                        Dan Severn loves raping people.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
                          That's not true. They welcome comments.
                          As long as you're not one of those Mongolian anti-wallers.
                          Get away from my shitty wall stupid mongorian.

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                            #14
                            Wing Chun Prime sounds like an Amazon service.

                            "You, too, can have deadly hands for only $9.99 per month."

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by SneakyGoblin View Post
                              Wing Chun Prime sounds like an Amazon service.

                              "You, too, can have deadly hands for only $9.99 per month."
                              MRSA is a serious bacteria on the wrong hands.
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                              Kama Sutra blue belt.

                              Originally posted by Emevas
                              I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
                              Originally posted by Rock Ape
                              Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

                              Dipshit

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