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    #16
    Originally posted by hungryjoe View Post
    Keep living. There's still hope (-:
    No I doubt I'll ever be as reckless as you idiots.
    King without a crown

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      #17
      Originally posted by PDA View Post
      No I doubt I'll ever be as reckless as you idiots.
      Low T ?
      Falling for Judo since 1980

      "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

      "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

      "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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        #18
        Originally posted by hungryjoe View Post
        Torn dick.
        I'm definitely NOT asking for visual proof, but I'm afraid we're going to need a story on that one.
        Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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          #19
          Originally posted by submessenger View Post
          I'm definitely NOT asking for visual proof, but I'm afraid we're going to need a story on that one.
          Seconded.

          I just watched AntiChrist on Hulu and ... yeah.

          Seconded.

          Also don't watch that movie. Or watch it. It is fun. Slow starting but it builds nicely.
          I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
          BILL HICKS,
          1961-1994

          "Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past."
          ---Jean-Paul Sartre

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            #20
            Originally posted by BKR View Post
            Low T ?
            High common sense
            King without a crown

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              #21
              Originally posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
              Seconded.

              I just watched AntiChrist on Hulu and ... yeah.

              Seconded.

              Also don't watch that movie. Or watch it. It is fun. Slow starting but it builds nicely.
              Um, I think I'll pass. Fun ?
              http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2...ies/antichrist
              Antichrist (2009)(#31)

              Director: Lars von Trier

              Antichrist is not the type of movie you want to watch right before you go to sleep; or before you eat; or before you do anything, really. It’s not just that there is a little gore here and there; it’s that the movie is so overwhelmingly disturbing in every aspect of life that you will have no safe haven to turn to once it is over.

              Focusing on a married couple looking to come to terms with the death of their son by retreating into the wilderness for some much-needed therapy, Antichrist is a cornucopia of gruesome scenes that make you realize that every dollar of profit from this movie probably went towards paying off director Lars von Trier’s therapy bills.

              Put it this way: One of the tamer scenes involves Willem Dafoe stumbling upon a deer with a half-birthed fetus hanging out of its womb. But von Trier doesn’t stop there; he then bludgeons us with so much genital mutilation that it’s almost impossible not to feel some sympathy pains along the way.
              Falling for Judo since 1980

              "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

              "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

              "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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                #22
                Originally posted by submessenger View Post
                I'm definitely NOT asking for visual proof, but I'm afraid we're going to need a story on that one.
                Maybe penile fracture.

                Don't do it, you will regret...
                Falling for Judo since 1980

                "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

                "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

                "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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                  #23
                  Hospitalized due to rabid coyote attack in 5th grade. Knocked a front tooth out at the root while wrestling on a linoleum floor. Had my nose torn open when a kick collapsed my fencing mask into my face in a Dog Brothers fight. Broke a rib when someone landed on me during a sacrifice throw. Impinged a nerve in my arm falling while street paddleboarding and had to use a sling for a month. Got a light concussion from a head kick.

                  Not too bad compared to some of you guys.

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by PDA View Post
                    High common sense
                    What's the difference?
                    The Caucasian always has stronger strength and when comes to grappling, Caucasians mostly win easily. I do know grappling and if I used it on Asians my size, it works. - Kung Fu dude that got waxed at OneFc try out.

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                      #25
                      Does a paper cut counts?

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by DCS View Post
                        Does a paper cut counts?
                        Only if you practice Paper Tiger Claw

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by BKR View Post
                          Torn ACL multiple dislocated toes dislocated fingers black eyes bloody noses chipped teeth bitten tongue multiple concussions I seriously can't remember how many I've had but they started when I was about eight years old.

                          Moderate to severe osteoarthritis in both shoulders my big toe joints both wrists do to Judo.

                          Give me upside down multiple scratched corneas Judo. Severely sprained ankle Judo I mean swollen up could walk on it for a month dislocated elbows Judo of course just look at it fingers Judo of course it's located course

                          Anyway you get the picture
                          I left out the worst most recent one, 3rd degree separation of right shoulder, at the ripe old age of 49, last time I competed in Judo.

                          My own student did it to me.
                          Falling for Judo since 1980

                          "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

                          "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

                          "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by BKR View Post
                            I left out the worst most recent one, 3rd degree separation of right shoulder, at the ripe old age of 49, last time I competed in Judo.

                            My own student did it to me.
                            "I taught him everything he knows.... unfortunately, I also taught him everything I know...."

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by SneakyGoblin View Post
                              "I taught him everything he knows.... unfortunately, I also taught him everything I know...."
                              More like he wanted to beat me so badly he did something stupid.
                              Falling for Judo since 1980

                              "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

                              "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

                              "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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                                #30
                                Reading this thread has made me feel a lot healthier.
                                go to http://www.bullshido.net/forums/prof...do=editoptions > under Thread Display Options > Number of Posts to Show Per Page: 40

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