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  • Guird
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    Originally posted by ChenPengFi View Post
    @OP

    Step 1: Sign up for BJJ
    Step 2: Attain blue belt rank
    Step 3: Return and kill all the evil doers.
    This sounds like a good plot for a martial arts movie.

    @OP
    I'd give yourself a break - just do some other form of excercise, and eventually speak with your therapist about getting back into martial arts. Good luck. I hope the abuses you mentioned will be legally investigated sometime soon.

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  • SneakyGoblin
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    Originally posted by BKR View Post
    Did someone mention the Goddess Gaga?

    I can think of no better deity for your new religion...
    Church of the Flaming GagaNips

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  • BKR
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    Did someone mention the Goddess Gaga?

    I can think of no better deity for your new religion...

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  • SneakyGoblin
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    Originally posted by PDA View Post
    Look you guys are just encouraging me now!

    So hypothetically speaking what would you guys think was a good name for my cult if i were thinking of starting one ? you know hypothetically
    First Church of the Crownless King

    The Order of Hypothetical Wealth

    Holy Knights of the Pit

    Why start one religion when multiple will bring even more money.... er, um, CONVERTS

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  • ChenPengFi
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    @OP

    Step 1: Sign up for BJJ
    Step 2: Attain blue belt rank
    Step 3: Return and kill all the evil doers.

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  • ChenPengFi
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    Originally posted by PDA View Post
    Thats a pretty good idea, im still undecided on the deity.

    Cant decide between a God , Aliens or Cattle?

    Um, how 'bout a turtle?




    Our training uniforms however I am certain of, Im going for Isis meets MC Hammer after going to a Lady Gaga concert.

    Excellent.



    They can be quite chunky because we are not going to sweat during combat training as our philosophy is based on the manipulation of the air around us using mind focus techniques to allow our skin cells to bind with the air and become a storm as and when required.

    This involves lots of standing still and possibly making me a sandwich from time to time.


    You've put some thought into this.

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  • Cake of Doom
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    Stick with Church of Atomic Love. Throw in science-y sounding bullshit, say "quantum" a lot and you'll be raking it in in no time

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  • PDA
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    Originally posted by lant3rn View Post
    Maybe but its not catchy.. maybe that can be the pretend deity you worship
    Thats a pretty good idea, im still undecided on the deity.

    Cant decide between a God , Aliens or Cattle?

    Our training uniforms however I am certain of, Im going for Isis meets MC Hammer after going to a Lady Gaga concert.

    They can be quite chunky because we are not going to sweat during combat training as our philosophy is based on the manipulation of the air around us using mind focus techniques to allow our skin cells to bind with the air and become a storm as and when required.

    This involves lots of standing still and possibly making me a sandwich from time to time.

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  • lant3rn
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    Originally posted by PDA View Post
    How about " A.Y.M.I.G.A.Y.W.G.T.P.P.N.Y.G.T.H"

    All Your Money Is Gone And Your Wife Gives The Pope Panocha Now You Go To Heaven Church of Atomic Love

    ?
    Maybe but its not catchy.. maybe that can be the pretend deity you worship

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  • PDA
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    How about " A.Y.M.I.G.A.Y.W.G.T.P.P.N.Y.G.T.H"

    All Your Money Is Gone And Your Wife Gives The Pope Panocha Now You Go To Heaven Church of Atomic Love

    ?

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  • lant3rn
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    Originally posted by PDA View Post
    Yes I would not want to be anywhere near as ridiculous as Catholicism other than perhaps have everybody call me Pope.

    Maybe call it something catchy like "The Give me all your money and you will have eternal life whilst I get to have sex with all the females and grow a really long beard church of atomic love" ?
    This needs to be shortened to some kind of acronym, gullible people love acronyms.

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  • PDA
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    Originally posted by buzzbevan View Post
    PDAphiles? or is that to close to the catholic cult?
    Yes I would not want to be anywhere near as ridiculous as Catholicism other than perhaps have everybody call me Pope.

    Maybe call it something catchy like "The Give me all your money and you will have eternal life whilst I get to have sex with all the females and grow a really long beard church of atomic love" ?

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  • buzzbevan
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    Originally posted by PDA View Post
    Look you guys are just encouraging me now!

    So hypothetically speaking what would you guys think was a good name for my cult if i were thinking of starting one ? you know hypothetically
    PDAphiles? or is that to close to the catholic cult?

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  • PDA
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    Look you guys are just encouraging me now!

    So hypothetically speaking what would you guys think was a good name for my cult if i were thinking of starting one ? you know hypothetically

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  • Mandem
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    Originally posted by PDA View Post
    Am I the only one that reads this stuff and gets encouraged to start a cult?

    I could be a spiritual guru teaching people dogshit and spending my days being worshipped by beta males and women with low self esteem.

    In fact I'd be pretty damn good at it.
    Also people fall for this shit so easily

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_...e_(experiment)

    Within a few days this guy managed to have like 200 kids doing weird salutes and snitching on each other to him.

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