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    #16
    That first sentence came off a little more "English as a second language" than I intended...

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      #17
      Originally posted by Mandem View Post
      Am I the only one on this forum who doesn't train Judo?

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        #18
        Originally posted by Mandem View Post
        Am I the only one on this forum who doesn't train Judo?
        Don't need to. Here is everything you need to know about that substandard pajama grappling method.

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          #19
          Originally posted by DCS View Post
          Don't need to. Here is everything you need to know about that substandard pajama grappling method.

          Out of date, 2 wazari do not equal ippon anymore.

          Other than that, pretty accurate.

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            #20
            Originally posted by BKR View Post
            Out of date, 2 wazari do not equal ippon anymore.

            Other than that, pretty accurate.
            They totally missed out on the Mutual Benefit jokes and went Zen (...really?) instead.
            That disappointed me.

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              #21
              Originally posted by DCS View Post
              Don't need to. Here is everything you need to know about that substandard pajama grappling method.

              Looks pretty much like what our club instructors have been trying to teach me (minus the 2 wazari thing, as has already been pointed out).

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                #22
                Originally posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
                They totally missed out on the Mutual Benefit jokes and went Zen (...really?) instead.
                That disappointed me.
                What's Zen got to do with Judo?

                Mu...

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                  #23
                  Listen to the sound of one hand clapping...
                  Attached Files

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by GrouchyOldMan View Post
                    I second this. Not the static, "this is harai goshi... here it comes..." kind of throw, either. It has to be a clean launch right in the middle of randori. The type you never saw coming, and leaves you looking up at the ceiling with absolutely no idea what trajectory your body traveled on its way there, and no recollection of anything that happened in the span of time your body wasn't in contact with the mat.
                    I had this happen to me by means of a kata guruma.

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by ksennin View Post
                      I had this happen to me by means of a kata guruma.
                      In my case, it was an enthusiastically executed uchimata.

                      I think that legally, I should have been accompanied by a flight attendant, and when I finally figured out that the planet was real, and I was indeed a part of it, I smelled burning hair, which was singed upon my reentry of the Earth's atmosphere.

                      It was at that moment I was hooked. I will suck as long as I have to suck, and endure as many chokings as I have to suffer through, to be capable of fucking someone else's shit up like that!

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by GrouchyOldMan View Post
                        I will suck as long as I have to suck, and endure as many chokings as I have to suffer through, to be capable of fucking someone else's shit up like that!
                        Unfortunately despite of having a lot the suck/enduring/suffering I never managed that other last part.

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by ksennin View Post
                          Unfortunately despite of having a lot the suck/enduring/suffering I never managed that other last part.
                          It isn't feeling, or looking, very promising for me either!

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