I am officially calling you out Rayce you coward.

[DCS]

The 42 page long thread was a Troll, yes. It illustrated the true nature of the characters here. I was hoping it would hit 50 pages. So yeah, when mods decided to eviscerate the thread because they could not handle the truth I was unhappy. It was a simple act of cover our asses 101. It illustrated the foolishness that goes on here.

So, I offered another challenge. You are all terrified of a real knife fight and I am not. I also know my skill set very well. Someone probably did some back ground research on my blade training and realized what they were in for.

So here is the challenge now, and it is a fantastic idea: We fight with shock knives. Awesome! There is no need for a silly 45 minute break. I will take rayces weapon hand (in a real fight I would cut it 50% off) and then cut and stab his torso. I will be sure to catch his neck oncve or 3 times. With a real blade I would disassemble him quickly and send him home in a trash bag. He is just going to get some shocks this way. Great idea.

It would take less than 15 seconds to finish him unless he runs from me.

There is really nothing more for me to say here. Either accept the challenge or not. It is going to be a lot of fun for me. Pass the hat around and raise the money.

Put my 42 page thread back where it belongs to generate donations.

[Raycetpfl]

The 42 page long thread was a Troll, yes. It illustrated the true nature of the characters here. I was hoping it would hit 50 pages. So yeah, when mods decided to eviscerate the thread because they could not handle the truth I was unhappy. It was a simple act of cover our asses 101. It illustrated the foolishness that goes on here.

So, I offered another challenge. You are all terrified of a real knife fight and I am not. I also know my skill set very well. Someone probably did some back ground research on my blade training and realized what they were in for.

You realize the State is who makes criminal charges against someone when a crime is committed right? Where did you go to school? How do you not know these things?

So here is the challenge now, and it is a fantastic idea: We fight with shock knives. Awesome! There is no need for a silly 45 minute break. I will take rayces weapon hand (in a real fight I would cut it 50% off) and then cut and stab his torso. I will be sure to catch his neck oncve or 3 times. With a real blade I would disassemble him quickly and send him home in a trash bag. He is just going to get some shocks this way. Great idea.

it seems like you mad bro? It seems I have out trolled the troll. I am better at everything aren't I?

It would take less than 15 seconds to finish him unless he runs from me.

Lol

There is really nothing more for me to say here. Either accept the challenge or not. It is going to be a lot of fun for me. Pass the hat around and raise the money.

Go fuck yourself you panhandler. You're a PhD and you don't have the bucks to travel? Holy shit your bad at life if that's true.

Put my 42 page thread back where it belongs to generate donations.

Mods please don't. His tears are delicious.

[Pship Destroyer]

Buried??

What what what the what?

Trollshido---> YMAS
I am sure it will be back there shortly. This shit is just too funny to leave in Trollshido.

It was nicer in black and white.

Mon amour est parti.

[Dr. Gonzo]

So I'm going to pretend to take this seriously and not wet myself laughing for the five minutes it takes me to actually write this response. If you are serious, here is how I think this should go down.

You, the challenger, travel to Florida, to meet in a mutually agreed upon neutral location(maybe Murph's place). Instead of live blades you use shock knives. Sending 10k volts through your opponent ought to be realistic enough without unfortunate ramifications such as death and imprisonment. Seeing as a person can have a bad turn or make a simple mistake in a single bout, we will do best two out of three, unless the loser forfeits. There will be an agreed upon amount of time between bouts. I suggest 45min. The bouts shall be recorded in their entirety with both parties verbally declaring to the camera which bout it is and that they are fighting under their own free will. The entirety of the bouts, unedited will be uploaded to the internet to the eternal glory of the winner and the shame of the loser.

Not a match that I wish to facilitate.
Doesn't mean Rayce can't have a conservation with me about future match facilitation in other events or promotions I have connections to against other competitive grapplers or MMA fighters in more conventional circumstances.

[goodlun]

4. I don't do Kali. While a neater hobby than let's say, curling? It doesn't make any sense to me to be good with a knife. I am not a some peasant that can't afford a pistol toiling away in some god forsaken village. So I live my life in places where I am not allowed to carry weapons or I have a pistol. It's pretty funny someone challenges me at the one thing I have zero experience with besides disarms and what not. So Genuine lolz.

Oh don't worry he knows less about "The Blade" than he does about grappling.

[ermghoti]

In regards to travel: Rayce was the one to challenge me initially. Regardless of who issued the challenge lets do this.Bullshido will benefit tremendously from this challenge match. It will increase membership and business.There are many, many members here who want to see this.Why don't we take up a collection amongst members to offset costs. If everyone kicks $25 it should be easy.It will be worth way, way more than $25 to see me shocked and humiliated. You can then post it up on the internet for all to see.This is win-win. You have always traveled to fake schools before. It is all documented on Youtube. Why now, all of the sudden, are you no longer able to travel?

Challenger travels, loser pays the expenses, dipshit.EDIT: If you can't figure out who the challenger is, read the title of the thread you just started. Dipshit.

[BackFistMonkey]

4. I don't do Kali. While a neater hobby than let's say, curling? It doesn't make any sense to me to be good with a knife. I am not a some peasant that can't afford a pistol toiling away in some god forsaken village.

Your words hurt me.

[BackFistMonkey]

EDIT: If you can't figure out who the challenger is, read the title of the thread you just started. Dipshit.

Hey now. I made the title using exact words and spirit of the spirit post.

The new thread HAS to have a title.
Please note he has not complained about the title tho.

[GrouchyOldMan]

If you are going to deul with shock knives, you should also have a rule that you have to fight with a full bladder- like, "Walter Winchel reading the evening newscast" full.

[Raycetpfl]

Your words hurt me.

Don't get me wrong. I think Kali is cool and I think the tournaments are cool. I just don't have time to be good at every single martial art. If I had more time and the world revolved around my schedule I would probably take up some type of fencing or kendo.
For practical reasons the majority of my blade defense is from the Dr. Jones style.

[Michael Tzadok]

Come on lets make this happen, a Kali-tudo match with shock knives? Does anyone happen to have a pair they are not exactly "cheap".
Is there like a Shasta brand version of them?

They are called stress knives. Made by the same guy, however, where the shock knife has a dial that goes from a low voltage tingle to 10k volts of hurt me bad, these are permanently set to 10k volts of hurt me bad. Shouldn't really be an issue though, considering the challenger wanted to use live blades.

Ok so I am gonna pretend this isn't just the ravings of a mad man and address a few things here.

1. Medical stuff: This dude is a brisk jog away from cardiac arrest in my unprofessional opinion. He also was a body builder in San Francisco in the 70's/80's and says he did lots of drugs.I don't want his blood or anything else on me Unless he clears a medical. His Facebook page screams high risk for blood diseases.

So medical and STI check must be provided at door is what you are saying? Or mayhap do this through some sanctioning body that requires that and PED screens as well? Though honestly if you take away his PEDs I don't give him very good odds at all, but that is up to you.

2.He's all sorts of sad I offered him a chance to make good on his claims in what I thought was his region. I posted our first exchange. I guess he moved, so what ever.

3. I have a job. I am not going to waste my time off to go to some fucking lame place in Texas. Why would I ? I don't have some made up combat wrestling system I feel I need to legitimize.

Clearly he will have to travel to Florida for this little expo. Is Florida a mutual combat state by any chance? I mean that would really be great. If the two of you could kick the shit out of each other with(well not each other, more you him, but you knew what I meant) with full legal sanction of the local law enforcement. Would totally simplify things.

4. I don't do Kali. While a neater hobby than let's say, curling? It doesn't make any sense to me to be good with a knife. I am not a some peasant that can't afford a pistol toiling away in some god forsaken village. So I live my life in places where I am not allowed to carry weapons or I have a pistol. It's pretty funny someone challenges me at the one thing I have zero experience with besides disarms and what not. So Genuine lolz.

No worries. He doesn't really do Kali either, if I have my guess, but I suppose we shall see. The rest sounds as if you don't want your own electrified simulation blade. GREAT!!! Cuts down on overhead if only one stress knife needs to be obtained. I wouldn't be overly worried, I'm pretty sure that a little bit into the fight there will be one available should you desire to use it.

This Cat Lost His FUCKING Mind because his alleged troll thread was placed in trollshido...... isn't that where all troll posts go? It's almost like he was serious the whole time. Lol......

I will agree to "sparring" matches at someone elses gym in the Tampa Bay area if he gets a medical that says he's in good enough health for such things....... and I want him frisked at the door cause hes clearly fucking insane or pretending to be and has me fooled.

Well we do live in the days when Alex Jones says it was all an act and that he is a performance artist, so anything goes. Having him frisked at the door is a pretty good ideal. Since wrestling is his deal, maybe insist that he enter the ring in a singlet... Pretty hard to conceal a weapon in a banana hammock.

[hungryjoe]

Facebook won't let me access my account without a photo ID for verification. Apparently Zuckerman and company doubt my real name is Junior Samples.

Any chance someone can put a photo up from killer's site? Video link? Self portrait in crayon?

[Michael Tzadok]

Facebook won't let me access my account without a photo ID for verification. Apparently Zuckerman and company doubt my real name is Junior Samples.

Any chance someone can put a photo up from killer's site? Video link? Self portrait in crayon?

Sure. Here you go

[BKR]

Sure. Here you go

Has it been verified that the person in the picture (and the videos posted) is really the poster known here as "preschol" ?

Because when I asked him (more than once), I do not recall getting an answer.

For regular purposes (technical discussions), I respect a persons right to privacy regarding revealing their name. But in a case like this, I'd think some sort of verification of identity would be required, even if it's via Mods and not published out in the open here.

Not that I think anything will come of this latest...posting attempt.

[cualltaigh]

Preschol's half-guard video