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  • Dr. Gonzo
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    Originally posted by Kovacs View Post
    I agree. I'd use boxing. They'd sneer at the 'sport' becouse it uses gloves and has the safety of the ring but would fall to pieces after one jab.
    Boxing training will usually improve anyone's martial arts practice.
    Plus, its fun.
    I hope we figure out this brain trauma concern.

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  • Kovacs
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    I agree. I'd use boxing. They'd sneer at the 'sport' becouse it uses gloves and has the safety of the ring but would fall to pieces after one jab.

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  • Mr. Machette
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    Hit them in the nose. They'll probably start crying.
    If that doesn't work make them chase you for a little bit.
    It should only take a few moments of viggorous activity for them to gas out.
    Then hit them in the nose again.
    Rinse. Repreat.

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  • BJMills
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    How to defend against ultra paranoid RBSD lunatics?

    Don't shop at Walmart.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzw8jW0aCys

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  • Holy Moment
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    So that's about thirty seconds for a fat RBSD guy to get up after being shoved down.

    Now add about forty-five seconds to collect all his kubotans.

    And that's a solid minute and fifteen seconds of him being incapacitated after just one push.

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  • Holy Moment
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    Just give them a good, hearty shove.

    They'll go down, and they ain't gettin' back up. At least not until they collect all their dropped kubotans.

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  • kendamu
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    Throw 'em into a BJJ class for a few months. Once they realize that knee-on-belly doesn't hurt as much as it used to and that they can destroy the new incoming Day 1 newbies with their full-contact Battle Tested (TM) BJJ techniques, they won't be so eager to Triblade some random dude carrying an ounce of weed on his way back from a 7-11 for a muchie run.

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  • Wounded Ronin
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    Validate their social and economic concerns using neutral and non-committal language?

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  • ermghoti
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    Throw a Twinkie, they'll pull a hamstring trying to gather their spilled tacticlol gear after they dive for it.

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  • Shawarma
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    Originally posted by Sam Losco View Post

    What are the vest techniques to defend against these crazy motherfuckers?
    Be White.

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  • BackFistMonkey
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    Originally posted by Sam Losco View Post
    What are the vest techniques to defend against these crazy motherfuckers?
    Promote sane gun laws and support public education. In other words stop voting Republican, it is only enabling future generations of fucking morons with guns.

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  • Raycetpfl
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    Lol I know one of these doofuses. He's gonna George Zimmerman someone.

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