Memes That Explain Why You Don't Tell People You're a Martial Artist

[Raycetpfl]

I wish I could of talked my wife into my ring being a corvette. Well played, sir.

Yea, I got a good one. Almost everyone in the wedding party trains so we even have cool pictures of the girls in dresses and belts.

[plasma]

[Dr. Gonzo]

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I would choose "Sell".

Because this meme indicates this pair has a high disposition to buy a wide variety of goods and ideas.

[datdamnmachine]

I would choose "Sell".

Because this meme indicates this pair has a high disposition to buy a wide variety of goods and ideas.

I just...I don't even...I mean...is there a >Run option??? Actually, probably not...

[Sam Losco]

I would choose "Sell".

Because this meme indicates this pair has a high disposition to buy a wide variety of goods and ideas.

<Challenge into to a pit fight (both of them)

[Holy Moment]

<Challenge into to a pit fight (both of them)

What kind of PitFight?

[big maclol]

A good amount of my social circle is filled with athletes/martial artists and I forget that a lot of people have no idea what an arm bar is.

I live near UC berkeley which is super hipster and they freak out when I tell them I do Pro MMA. (If they know what it is)

Then they ask me if it's like Karate

The ladies tend to like it because they're tired of super soft uc berkeley hipsters lol

[ksennin]

Isn't Jeff Monson a quality BJJ black belt and a family therapist?

Yeah. He was also involved in coaching college/univ wrestling, IIRC. I have seen that meme come up in facebook posted by TMA people I know and quickly gave them a rundown of his credentials and how he competed while already in his 40s. And I talk about respecting those in other disciplines. No one ever replies, but younger students generally add some "likes".

And I actually know the TMA teacher in the picture. He is Kunio Murayama, head of a ShitoKai organization. I have taken classes under him.

[Sam Losco]

What kind of PitFight?

Extreme NHB human cockfight/no rules no gloves pit fight

[BackFistMonkey]

and maybe some reason that looks like this

[Holy Moment]

Zombies exist.

[Pship Destroyer]

I am sorry but the Russians are seriously pissing me off in general. Stop exporting shit! Take some pride in yourself fuckers. Do Sambo or kickboxing or something.

They're too busy lying to the whole world to have any pride. This is worse than their Soviet-era propaganda.

I am 95% sure that meme is meant to ironic and based on self awareness.

You can draw five more.