Memes That Explain Why You Don't Tell People You're a Martial Artist

[Phrost]

Or in other words, Cringe-Fu. Trigger Warning: Katanas

[Phrost]

Your turn.

[ermghoti]

His heart is filled with sorrow, sadness and Hot Pockets.

[BackFistMonkey]

I bring no advanced meme game but I have two videos which in each (when viewed separately or together but in their completeness) shows exactly why I don't tell people I do Martial Arts.

I could not have directed or produced a more cringe inducing and anal puckering videos. Yet here we are and these clowns are serious and have provided me with two videos to tie on the ire inducing and "OMG I don't know these people" flight from society reactions.

[Devil]

^^^That shit doesn't even make me laugh. It makes me legitimately angry. Fucking assholes.

[Raycetpfl]

[Raycetpfl]

[Devil]

Another video, not a meme, but.....

Sonny Puzikas. This idiot kills me. First, he knows jack shit about unarmed combat, as you'll see from the video. Second, he is also revered by many as an expert on all things related to fighting. Both armed and unarmed combat.

Oh, by the way, did I mention that he shot a friend three times in 2012 in a makeshift shoot house because he went in blasting in near dark conditions without walking through first to make sure the house was clear? Yet, here he is. Putting himself out there in front of the world, taking people's money, taking himself seriously despite being a careless clown who doesn't know how to fight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFFOoF1vBfE

[DCS]

[Raycetpfl]

Another video, not a meme, but.....

Sonny Puzikas. This idiot kills me. First, he knows jack shit about unarmed combat, as you'll see from the video. Second, he is also revered by many as an expert on all things related to fighting. Both armed and unarmed combat.

Oh, by the way, did I mention that he shot a friend three times in 2012 in a makeshift shoot house because he went in blasting in near dark conditions without walking through first to make sure the house was clear? Yet, here he is. Putting himself out there in front of the world, taking people's money, taking himself seriously despite being a careless clown who doesn't know how to fight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFFOoF1vBfE

I hate systema. ...

[Devil]

I hate systema. ...

Word. What's not to hate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ-jTwfNmnA

[Michael Tzadok]

Another video, not a meme, but.....

Sonny Puzikas. This idiot kills me. First, he knows jack shit about unarmed combat, as you'll see from the video. Second, he is also revered by many as an expert on all things related to fighting. Both armed and unarmed combat.

Oh, by the way, did I mention that he shot a friend three times in 2012 in a makeshift shoot house because he went in blasting in near dark conditions without walking through first to make sure the house was clear? Yet, here he is. Putting himself out there in front of the world, taking people's money, taking himself seriously despite being a careless clown who doesn't know how to fight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFFOoF1vBfE

Sunny Puzikas claims he only shot the guy 3 times. Gene Smithson claims that Sunny shot him five times.
https://lifekido.perfectmind.com/MySite/genes-story

I know 5 doesn't sound that much worse, but it does demonstrate a serious lack of control.

[BackFistMonkey]

Another video, not a meme, but.....

Sonny Puzikas. This idiot kills me.

Fucking drama queen ... sheesh...

First, he knows jack shit about unarmed combat, as you'll see from the video. Second, he is also revered by many as an expert on all things related to fighting. Both armed and unarmed combat.

* yawn *

Oh, by the way, did I mention that he shot a friend three times in 2012 in a makeshift shoot house because he went in blasting in near dark conditions without walking through first to make sure the house was clear?

... fuck me ... You have got to get an article together about this douchebag and I firmly retract my earlier foot to mouth action

*cough*

Yet, here he is. Putting himself out there in front of the world, taking people's money, taking himself seriously despite being a careless clown who doesn't know how to fight.

and I embedded the video here out of the quote for those who are youtube lazy.

... fucking systema ... I am sorry but the Russians are seriously pissing me off in general. Stop exporting shit! Take some pride in yourself fuckers. Do Sambo or kickboxing or something.

[Devil]

I don't know. 3 times, 5 times, whatever. I think Puzikas said he fired 3 shots, which could've very well resulted in 5 holes if some went through an arm or a hand. But whatever. I'm going to go ahead and call it a goof if you shoot your buddy once or more.

[Devil]

... fucking systema ... I am sorry but the Russians are seriously pissing me off in general. Stop exporting shit! Take some pride in yourself fuckers. Do Sambo or kickboxing or something.

But Sambo is hard.