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    Dumbest Post Evar: 2017 Edition

    Originally posted by ViolentTendency View Post
    Rules I require are it doesn't end until BOTH parties say so. So either you, or me, might be asking for it to stop... But it doesn't end until the other guy says so too. It's the way we do things. Mainly because we don't breed geldings. PM me to tee things up.
    I know the dumbest post competition is over, but I'd like to enter this anyway.

    #2
    Dumbest Post Evar: 2017 Edition

    Qualifying rules are the same, except this award will only be for posts November, 2016 through November, 2017. Then, maybe we'll put the winner of this thread up against the winner of 2016 for the crown.

    Also new, only your most recent submission will be considered at voting time. Your opponents are free to re-nominate your previous submissions, so choose wisely.

    Guird is in with the first nomination, below above.


    (edit) Link to the previous competition: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=125980
    Last edited by submessenger; 12/13/2016 9:26am, . Reason: Rules change, just like Judo
    Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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      #3
      Hahaha great

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        #4
        Originally posted by ghost55 View Post
        Capoeira is not as useless as some people may have you think. At minimum you learn some really neat acrobatics and seriously work on improving your general athleticism.
        well that didn't take long
        Originally posted by Mr. Machette
        Lift a lot of weights and sexually assault anyone who tries step to you. Flip the script. Watch that fight turn to flight when you go for penetration.
        Originally posted by Raycetpfl
        Just for future reference dude..... when you are doing it right you don't soil your under-roos when you nail chicks.

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          #5
          Originally posted by RexKwonBlow3699
          i practice satanic void meditation. every time i do this, i feel a strong vibration throughout my body and get a minor aching sensation in my head. i am in a dark empty vacuum where it is like looking through a mirror into my subconsciousness or soul.
          You know what?

          He's really not that bad.
          Dan Severn loves raping people.

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            #6
            "BM: upping the ante since 2006"

            why no link?
            Originally posted by Mr. Machette
            Lift a lot of weights and sexually assault anyone who tries step to you. Flip the script. Watch that fight turn to flight when you go for penetration.
            Originally posted by Raycetpfl
            Just for future reference dude..... when you are doing it right you don't soil your under-roos when you nail chicks.

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              #7
              Originally posted by RexKwonBlow3699 View Post
              i practice satanic void meditation. every time i do this, i feel a strong vibration throughout my body and get a minor aching sensation in my head. i am in a dark empty vacuum where it is like looking through a mirror into my subconsciousness or soul.
              I found the link
              Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                #8
                Originally posted by itwasntme View Post
                "BM: upping the ante since 2006"

                why no link?
                2005, actually. That's when my other self was born.

                Also:

                http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=93856
                Dan Severn loves raping people.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nutcracker, sweet View Post
                  I found the link
                  LOL, dick. or did he just attribute that to him?
                  Originally posted by Mr. Machette
                  Lift a lot of weights and sexually assault anyone who tries step to you. Flip the script. Watch that fight turn to flight when you go for penetration.
                  Originally posted by Raycetpfl
                  Just for future reference dude..... when you are doing it right you don't soil your under-roos when you nail chicks.

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                    #10
                    Bullshido.net has 276 thousand members. 275 thousand of them are HM troll accounts.
                    Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by itwasntme View Post
                      LOL, dick. or did he just attribute that to him?
                      RexKwonBlow3699 was never an account on these forums.

                      (edit) Why do you think HM has both the winner and loser tags?
                      Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Nutcracker, sweet View Post
                        Bullshido.net has 276 thousand members. 275 thousand of them are HM troll accounts.
                        Only three, actually (Not counting my main account or Osiris).
                        Dan Severn loves raping people.

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                          #13
                          i really didn't put much thought into it seeing who the moniker in question is lol
                          Last edited by itwasntme; 12/15/2016 3:19pm, .
                          Originally posted by Mr. Machette
                          Lift a lot of weights and sexually assault anyone who tries step to you. Flip the script. Watch that fight turn to flight when you go for penetration.
                          Originally posted by Raycetpfl
                          Just for future reference dude..... when you are doing it right you don't soil your under-roos when you nail chicks.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by itwasntme View Post
                            well that didn't take long
                            How is this stupid? Please. Enlighten me. It's physically intense. It requires balance and coordination. It includes some neat takedown entries. And it has been shown to work on at least the regional MMA level:

                            I'm not saying that it's the be all and end all of "teh deadly", just that you get a lot out of it in terms of coordination, footwork, and athleticism, which is more than can be said for a lot of other styles we like to make fun of.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nutcracker, sweet View Post
                              RexKwonBlow3699 was never an account on these forums.

                              (edit) Why do you think HM has both the winner and loser tags?
                              Is this a troll or can you seriously not find him?

                              Before tharuz, he was Bullshido's greatest punching bag.
                              Dan Severn loves raping people.

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