anyone used food for self defence

[Sam Losco]

I think Stalin used (lack of) food for seld defence in really impressive manner

You know 10 million Ukrainan ppl starving to death cause of...well

They could have been up to something you know?

Better safe than sorry yeah :cool:

[Mr. Machette]

I've used food for offense but that's about it.

[herb]

This made me hungry. :)

[ermghoti]

Mine ends with the antagonist spending over an hour in the bathroom, crying.

So, like Holy Moment's stories?

[submessenger]

I seriously doubt it can beat the Monkey's one about butt-chugging...

Mine ends with the antagonist spending over an hour in the bathroom, crying.

[BKR]

I assume the active ingredient is The Sweat of Beelzebub

Ball Sweat of Beelzebub, no doubt...

[Raycetpfl]

Same here.
I grew up with chilis in the yard and on everything.

That stuff is really hot.
It has an interesting taste too.
Kind of like it came out of one of these,

I assume the active ingredient is The Sweat of Beelzebub

[ChenPengFi]

I enjoy hotter food than anyone else I have ever met. The girls at the Thai Restaurant are amazed by how hot I eat my pad thai.

I went to a restaurant that made hot wings in that Insanity sauce. I ate two wings and was in intense discomfort.

Same here.
I grew up with chilis in the yard and on everything.

That stuff is really hot.
It has an interesting taste too.
Kind of like it came out of one of these,

[Raycetpfl]

I have a funny anecdote about my Mother-in-law's Revenge that I may be coaxed into sharing. One can tell by the amount left in those small bottles (the one on the left is 5 oz.) that these are obviously lifetime supplies.

I enjoy hotter food than anyone else I have ever met. The girls at the Thai Restaurant are amazed by how hot I eat my pad thai.

I went to a restaurant that made hot wings in that Insanity sauce. I ate two wings and was in intense discomfort.

[BKR]

I have a funny anecdote about my Mother-in-law's Revenge that I may be coaxed into sharing. One can tell by the amount left in those small bottles (the one on the left is 5 oz.) that these are obviously lifetime supplies.

I seriously doubt it can beat the Monkey's one about butt-chugging...

[submessenger]

I used to be able to eat little dabs of it off a spoon to lure in the unwary, buy I haven't tried in years, so I've probably lost that skill.

I have a funny anecdote about my Mother-in-law's Revenge that I may be coaxed into sharing. One can tell by the amount left in those small bottles (the one on the left is 5 oz.) that these are obviously lifetime supplies.

[ermghoti]

I always have a bottle of Dave's in the fridge. It's super-economical to heat up a recipe with it, obviously. By which I mean, a drop the size of a map pin makes virgin chili rather spicey, a quarter teaspoon makes it similar to a very hot salsa.

I used to be able to eat little dabs of it off a spoon to lure in the unwary, buy I haven't tried in years, so I've probably lost that skill.

[submessenger]

Pepper spray hasn't even been mentioned

There are some epic hot sauces and "food additives," out there. I personally have two that fit the bill. One is a commercial product, "Dave's Gourmet Insanity Sauce." The other is a local concoction that I had to sign a waiver to try and buy.

[afterdarker]

Pepper spray hasn't even been mentioned

[kimjonghng]

1000 island sauce burns worse than all the worlds sti's if it gets in your eye