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    #61
    I've heard tell about a certain elderly lady who tried to feed her husband lots of ice cream, hoping he'd die of a heart attack or something.
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      #62
      Originally posted by Wounded Ronin View Post
      I've heard tell about a certain elderly lady who tried to feed her husband lots of ice cream, hoping he'd die of a heart attack or something.
      Hilary again?
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        #63
        Throwing cayenne powder at your crazed knife wielding assailant's eyes when you don't have pepper spray etc might be a really good idea.
        Note: Wind direction must be kept at mind.

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          #64
          Originally posted by TyrannicMA View Post
          Throwing cayenne powder at your crazed knife wielding assailant's eyes when you don't have pepper spray etc might be a really good idea.
          Note: Wind direction must be kept at mind.
          Would you try that?
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            #65
            Using food for self defense... well. You'd need excellent foodwork.

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              #66
              Originally posted by Azatdawn View Post
              Using food for self defense... well. You'd need excellent foodwork.
              Forkwork?
              "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

              Originally posted by strikistanian
              DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
              Originally posted by Devil
              Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
              Originally posted by Plasma
              At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
              Originally posted by SoulMechanic
              Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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                #67
                anyone used food for self defence

                I think forks and chopsticks - and knives for that matter - are clearly outside this discussion, being utensils not food. Although Jackie Chan has killed many gangsters with chopsticks.

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                  #68
                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uuq_vLfbDs

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by afterdarker View Post
                    I think forks and chopsticks - and knives for that matter - are clearly outside this discussion, being utensils not food. Although Jackie Chan has killed many gangsters with chopsticks.
                    Of course when a lot of people try to use chopsticks 90% of the food ends up on the ground, so Gracie Zhu Zhitsu is the most effective system

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by afterdarker View Post
                      I think forks and chopsticks - and knives for that matter - are clearly outside this discussion, being utensils not food. Although Jackie Chan has killed many gangsters with chopsticks.
                      Of course when a lot of people try to use chopsticks 90% of the food ends up on the ground, so Gracie Zhu Zhitsu is the most effective system

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                        #71
                        1000 island sauce burns worse than all the worlds sti's if it gets in your eye

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                          #72
                          Pepper spray hasn't even been mentioned

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                            #73
                            Originally posted by afterdarker View Post
                            Pepper spray hasn't even been mentioned
                            There are some epic hot sauces and "food additives," out there. I personally have two that fit the bill. One is a commercial product, "Dave's Gourmet Insanity Sauce." The other is a local concoction that I had to sign a waiver to try and buy.

                            Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                              #74
                              I always have a bottle of Dave's in the fridge. It's super-economical to heat up a recipe with it, obviously. By which I mean, a drop the size of a map pin makes virgin chili rather spicey, a quarter teaspoon makes it similar to a very hot salsa.

                              I used to be able to eat little dabs of it off a spoon to lure in the unwary, buy I haven't tried in years, so I've probably lost that skill.
                              "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

                              Originally posted by strikistanian
                              DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
                              Originally posted by Devil
                              Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
                              Originally posted by Plasma
                              At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
                              Originally posted by SoulMechanic
                              Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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                                #75
                                Originally posted by Ho Ho Homoplata View Post
                                I used to be able to eat little dabs of it off a spoon to lure in the unwary, buy I haven't tried in years, so I've probably lost that skill.
                                I have a funny anecdote about my Mother-in-law's Revenge that I may be coaxed into sharing. One can tell by the amount left in those small bottles (the one on the left is 5 oz.) that these are obviously lifetime supplies.
                                Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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