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    8 year old girl defeats kidnapper with Kung Fu

    Hell has frozen over. Pigs are flying in squadrons. Ashida Kim just lost his virginity and somewhere a Sytema master has ordered the garden salad.

    A small girl child has defeated a grown assailant via a "cheetah paw" strike to the neck. She learned this at her McDojo Kung Fu kids class.

    McDojo. Kung Fu. "Cheetah" style? Neck strike. Kid's self defense. Flawless victory. We have officially crossed the Rubicon.

    Where is your god now, Bullshido?

    http://5newsonline.com/2016/07/11/8-year-old-girl-fights-off-would-be-kidnapper-with-kung-fu-moves/
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      #3
      I'm pretty sure that slapping and screaming are rather well-established anti-kidnapping techniques, so no big surprise, really.

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        #4
        Originally posted by ermghoti View Post
        I'm pretty sure that slapping and screaming are rather well-established anti-kidnapping techniques, so no big surprise, really.
        It says she punched him in the neck. Of course, I guess there are no witnesses as to whether she knuckled him in the trachea versus screaming and slapping.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Wounded Ronin View Post
          It says she punched him in the neck. Of course, I guess there are no witnesses as to whether she knuckled him in the trachea versus screaming and slapping.
          I have already drawn my conclusion. I feel confident about it.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Wounded Ronin View Post
            It says she punched him in the neck. Of course, I guess there are no witnesses as to whether she knuckled him in the trachea versus screaming and slapping.
            8 year old girl, a punch to the neck isn't going to be all that much different than a slap.

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              #7
              Did they find the dudes body yet? That strike can be deadly decades later if not treated properly.
              I am very glad her instinct was to lash out and fight back. Hopefully she was shreaking and screaming and throwing lamps to alert others nearby.
              Sometimes you use lethal force, it is the burden of the True Martial Artist(r).

              The dude is lucky he faced Death bare handed, it would have been much worse if she had her kamas.

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                #8
                I would've knocked her ass out.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mr. Machette View Post
                  McDojo. Kung Fu. "Cheetah" style? Neck strike. Kid's self defense. Flawless victory. We have officially crossed the Rubicon.
                  Do you reckon this is a bullshit story or do you reckon the stars have aligned and this many low percentage things all actually worked at the same time? If it's the latter I'm glad to have seen this once in a millennium event

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                    #10
                    I bet it happened this way: Kid was screaming and yelling and flailing, maybe even punching the guy. He got scared because the kid was making so much noise, and dropped her because he got scared of being caught (due to ruckus).

                    As someone else already mentioned...

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                      #11
                      Amazing how there is never a witness in cases of hysterical strength.

                      It's possible the kidnapper decided it wasn't worth the effort after being hit but something tells me there is more to the story.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Jim Giant View Post
                        ... but something tells me there is more to the story.
                        Qi. The girl was a veritable storehouse of Qi.

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                          #13
                          https://youtu.be/Kvqj9VNc_II

                          I've been involved in karate most of my life and I can't move like this six year old.
                          Of course I'm over 200 lbs. but It makes you think.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Streetcat View Post
                            https://youtu.be/Kvqj9VNc_II

                            I've been involved in karate most of my life and I can't move like this six year old.
                            Of course I'm over 200 lbs. but It makes you think.
                            Oh swell that totally explains stuff, she did a little kata dance and that scarred the guy off.....
                            Sorry it saids kung fu so she did some pretty forms and the guy was like OH SHIT I better get out of here....

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                              #15
                              I feel like when an adult neck meets a child's leopardfist, the knuckles are at least as likely to buckle as the trachea. Even in the hands of an adult it can be an iffy technique.

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