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    Witness ye' this, the end of all you hold precious. Behold: The fall of jiu jitsu.

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    Clearly there are no standards anymore. They gave me a blackbelt. Witness my works, ye mighty, and despair.
    I'm picturing you drooling onto the keyboard as you type, one eye rotating independent of the other as your hands mash the keys. - Sophist

    #2
    Very cool! Congrats!

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      #3
      Well fuck its time to take up Catch instead
      Of the single rapier fight between valiant men, having both skill, he that is the best wrestler, or if neither of them can wrestle, the strongest man most commonly kills the other, or leaves him at his mercy.
      –George Silver, Paradoxes of Defence

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        #4
        Congratulations!

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          #5
          Took you long enough. bwahahahaha

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            #6
            Originally posted by Omega Supreme View Post
            Took you long enough. bwahahahaha
            Yeah. It could be worse though. I could be doing kung fu.

            As my first official act as the supreme chancellor of jiu jitsu, I appoint you all digital winter camo belts.
            I'm picturing you drooling onto the keyboard as you type, one eye rotating independent of the other as your hands mash the keys. - Sophist

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              #7
              Originally posted by Tenebrous View Post
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              Clearly there are no standards anymore. They gave me a blackbelt. Witness my works, ye mighty, and despair.
              Congrats! (Flair updated!)

              I assumed you gave Carlson Gracie his $2000 as The Villain claimed. Did you use Cash, Check or Money Order?

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                #8
                Congrats.

                BTW, which one is you?

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                  #9
                  Damn. You went and grew up.

                  Long time no see.

                  Congrats!
                  Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

                  http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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                    #10
                    BJJ does NOT work in a fight.
                    Dan Severn loves raping people.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by plasma View Post
                      Congrats! (Flair updated!)

                      I assumed you gave Carlson Gracie his $2000 as The Villain claimed. Did you use Cash, Check or Money Order?
                      They haven't held me up at gunpoint for the money yet, but I am planning to pay in pennies. I do hear Checkmat has yearly dues, but nobody has brought it up yet.

                      Originally posted by DCS View Post
                      Congrats.

                      BTW, which one is you?
                      The stately gentleman in the light blue.

                      Originally posted by Holy Moment View Post
                      BJJ does NOT work in a fight.
                      Not even a tiny bit.
                      I'm picturing you drooling onto the keyboard as you type, one eye rotating independent of the other as your hands mash the keys. - Sophist

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Tenebrous View Post
                        Yeah. It could be worse though. I could be doing kung fu.

                        As my first official act as the supreme chancellor of jiu jitsu, I appoint you all digital winter camo belts.
                        I knew I felt a disturbance in the force.
                        I object to this decree and you being Supreme Chancellor.

                        Congrats on the belt dude.
                        The Caucasian always has stronger strength and when comes to grappling, Caucasians mostly win easily. I do know grappling and if I used it on Asians my size, it works. - Kung Fu dude that got waxed at OneFc try out.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Tenebrous View Post
                          [ATTACH=CONFIG]17101[/ATTACH]

                          Clearly there are no standards anymore. They gave me a blackbelt. Witness my works, ye mighty, and despair.
                          Congratulations!

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Holy Moment View Post
                            BJJ does NOT work in a fight.
                            BJJ does so work in a fight.

                            BJJ also works at night,

                            BJJ works best on mats,

                            And not only while wearing spats.

                            Try it, try it, in a Gi,

                            If you try it, you will see.
                            Last edited by Dr. Gonzo; 6/19/2016 12:20pm, .

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Tenebrous View Post
                              Yeah. It could be worse though. I could be doing kung fu.

                              As my first official act as the supreme chancellor of jiu jitsu, I appoint you all digital winter camo belts.
                              Kung fu is too difficult for you.

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