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    #76
    Originally posted by Raycetpfl View Post
    My teen fly weight students would devour your pudgy pizza stained soul.
    Lol, sounds like a flight of stairs would kick his arse!

    Ahhh, It's been too long between troll feeding sessions.

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      #77
      Originally posted by Nayrrrrrr View Post
      what about people that just have a good grasp on fighting concepts and a strong self defense mentality? I'm 38 years old and in the worst shape of my life, but if anyone tried to bjj me I'd bite their lips off. You can be out of shape, out of practice and still defend yourself against some mma meathead that trains 24/7.
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        #78
        Originally posted by Nayrrrrrr View Post
        what about people that just have a good grasp on fighting concepts and a strong self defense mentality? I'm 38 years old and in the worst shape of my life, but if anyone tried to bjj me I'd bite their lips off. You can be out of shape, out of practice and still defend yourself against some mma meathead that trains 24/7.
        and “the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry" and "Everybody's got plans... until they get hit." and my quote, "everyone assumes it is going to one on one, standing up, on an endless flat floor with out clutter, and the lighting is good"

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          #79
          Originally posted by Nayrrrrrr View Post
          what about people that just have a good grasp on fighting concepts and a strong self defense mentality? I'm 38 years old and in the worst shape of my life, but if anyone tried to bjj me I'd bite their lips off. You can be out of shape, out of practice and still defend yourself against some mma meathead that trains 24/7.

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            #80
            Originally posted by Nayrrrrrr View Post
            what about people that just have a good grasp on fighting concepts and a strong self defense mentality? I'm 38 years old and in the worst shape of my life, but if anyone tried to bjj me I'd bite their lips off. You can be out of shape, out of practice and still defend yourself against some mma meathead that trains 24/7.
            Are you Holy Moment?

            If not, just be aware that as a BJJ player I could wrestle you down and put my dick in your mouth at will if I wanted to. So could every other poster here.

            What I'm trying to say, is that you're a punk faggot bitch.

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              #81
              Originally posted by FredEttishfan View Post
              Are you Holy Moment?

              If not, just be aware that as a BJJ player I could wrestle you down and put my dick in your mouth at will if I wanted to. So could every other poster here.

              What I'm trying to say, is that you're a punk faggot bitch.
              I feel like, if you did put your dick in his mouth, it's the one absolute instance where that whole biting thing really would be a danger.

              Look everybody has their preferences and all that but as your attorney I advise you not to put your dick in his mouth.

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                #82
                Originally posted by BJMills View Post
                I feel like, if you did put your dick in his mouth, it's the one absolute instance where that whole biting thing really would be a danger.

                Look everybody has their preferences and all that but as your attorney I advise you not to put your dick in his mouth.

                Please. If I put my dick in his mouth I'd break his fucking jaw.

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                  #83
                  Getting back the the main topic about what the truth in martial arts is, it amazes me that all these styles teach the same blocks, traps, side steps, and then there is a plethora of things that happen after that. For which they award more belts, stripes, and certificates. It is like no one has ever been in a real street fight, where the outcome depends on the initial contact.

                  At the earliest UFC, when Royce Gracie did that low kick and shoot in, no one had seen anything like nor knew that to do.

                  Maybe all these great masters are holding back secrets?

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                    #84
                    Great Post

                    Great post OP, thank you.
                    I tried aik**do for 5 weeks. The two new black belts were arrogant and really looked down on me. That had HUGE beer bellies.
                    I think I coulda whipped both of them. Doubt they would last 30 seconds in a real fight. We spent five weeks learning 17 ways what
                    to do if someone grabbed you by your wrist. Lowly white belt me, thought maybe a couple ways would be enough. 8th degree sensei
                    showed us how the 95 lb 45 year old woman could step on your foot and cause you to go down and be out of commission...he told us to
                    go down, so as not to get hurt. That was my last class.

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                      #85
                      Originally posted by FredEttishfan View Post
                      Please. If I put my dick in his mouth I'd break his fucking jaw.
                      I heard a story a while back about one of my friends' friends actually dislocating his jaw during sex

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                        #86
                        Originally posted by BJMills View Post
                        I feel like, if you did put your dick in his mouth, it's the one absolute instance where that whole biting thing really would be a danger.

                        Look everybody has their preferences and all that but as your attorney I advise you not to put your dick in his mouth.
                        One of the earliest martial arts jokes I ever heard was about a guy who picked a fight with a jujutsu practitioner and ended up being twisted into knots, so that he ended up with a d*ck in his mouth. When he angrily bit on it, he realized it was his own.

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                          #87
                          Originally posted by plasma View Post
                          or you are, of course, battlefields.
                          I got the subtext, bro.
                          GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
                          Originally posted by Devil
                          I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
                          Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
                          I <3 Battlefields...

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                            #88
                            Talking about truths people do not want to believe, last monday I had a heated argument with a local karate guy who took the unshakeable stance that karate punching beats boxing, even in a punching-only match.

                            http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=1#post2880392

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                              #89
                              Originally posted by FredEttishfan View Post
                              Please. If I put my dick in his mouth I'd break his fucking jaw.
                              I heard the last time you put your dick in someone's mouth it was dark and they thought you were offering them a cigarette... ;)

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                                #90
                                Originally posted by plasma View Post
                                Getting good at Martial Arts takes far more work than you are putting inYou are out of shape, and no amount of technique will make up for your poor dietSize and Strength matter
                                Outstanding post. Glad I stopped in sir. one question I have is...what do some of the serious teachers here have to say about those of us at more genteel disposition who have issues with joint replacement, reconstruction, limited ability to fully condition?

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