Five Hard Truths about Martial Arts that you don’t want to believe.

[ChenPengFi]

There's a place for sale down the street.
Maybe you can invite them over for cocktails.



http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/56...5/619134_zpid/

[PDA]

While they are remarkable, think of all the 'tacky' you'd have to go through to get to them. Then to have to listen to her loud mouth day-in and day-out.

At the time I wasn't looking for wife material.

A 90 second motor boat would have sufficed .

[ChenPengFi]

Well, who is going to check for online assessor's office records, or whatever it is called there?

Not me !

I put in the address on the site just now, not that it matters.
It didn't return a result so it must be down.
He's not exactly shy about being seen there, go figure...

That area is really, really expensive.
Very dangerous coast too.
This is out on the point:




A little local flavor, the volcano goddess Pele has a little sister named Hi'iaka.
Pele was forever being pursued by the pig/fertility god Kama-puaa.
In order to distract the advances of Kama-puaa one day, Hi'iaka ripped off her vagina and threw it in the water.
That became the mound "Dog's" house is on.

[BKR]

Yeah, no shit.
He's a fucking tv star.
I wouldn't put shit in my name.
Hell, it's probably a lease.
He does live there.

Well, who is going to check for online assessor's office records, or whatever it is called there?

Not me !

[ChenPengFi]

Do you know who actually owns the property? According to what I read, it's not any Chapman. I think it's a corporate lot, making the branding a given.

Yeah, no shit.
He's a fucking tv star.
I wouldn't put shit in my name.
Hell, it's probably a lease.
He does live there.

[Pship Destroyer]

What exactly do you think that is supposed to show me?
I don't need youtube to see the house.
It's like 20 mins away.

Do you know who actually owns the property? According to what I read, it's not any Chapman. I think it's a corporate lot, making the branding a given. Is there any indication Duane Chapman is responsible for putting that sign up? Is that really his full time domicile? If so, why doesn't he own it?

[ChenPengFi]

See for yourself. This video was taken before the new gate was put in. It's all merchandising.

What exactly do you think that is supposed to show me?
I don't need youtube to see the house.
It's like 20 mins away.

[Pship Destroyer]

Which line was better?

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."

Or

"Be nice. Until it's time to not be nice."

I use both in my martial arts teaching at least once a month...

I am a very big Swayze fan. But he had one of the most disturbing roles in motion picture history, and no I don't mean the one in that shitty trucker movie, "Black Dog". "Dirty Dancing" and "Road House" have got zero on this skull fuck.

[Pship Destroyer]

Sure, because the smart way to use advertising dollars is to buy a gate for a multi million dollar home, for someone else.
I suppose you'd love to have that greet you every time you pull in considering your admiration for the man.

See for yourself. This video was taken before the new gate was put in. It's all merchandising.

[Dr. Gonzo]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Patrick Swayze was a hero. I even admit that I almost liked Dirty Dancing.

Which line was better?

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."

Or

"Be nice. Until it's time to not be nice."

I use both in my martial arts teaching at least once a month...

[ChenPengFi]

Go watch an episode and pay attention to the camera work, hahahaha...
They are very good at what they do.

[ChenPengFi]

Andrew Luster? I was referring to the pre-reality TV Dog, and why he became a household name. Not the commercialized identity, corroded by fame.

He's a little man fyi.
I thought he was some comic double at first, even with the lifts.

[ChenPengFi]

According to stuff I read, Duane Chapman doesn't even own this property. This might just be corporate advertising placed in a location only "Dog Hunters" would find it.

Sure, because the smart way to use advertising dollars is to buy a gate for a multi million dollar home, for someone else.
I suppose you'd love to have that greet you every time you pull in considering your admiration for the man.

[ChenPengFi]

While they are remarkable, think of all the 'tacky' you'd have to go through to get to them. Then to have to listen to her loud mouth day-in and day-out.

I don't know if I've shared any stories here but I imagine you have only the faintest idea.

On the other hand a friend did some work for them and he seemed to enjoy the time.

[slamdunc]

I only ever watched that show a few times and that was largely due to my facination with the size of Mrs Dogs breasts.

She seamed to defy all the laws of physics.

While they are remarkable, think of all the 'tacky' you'd have to go through to get to them. Then to have to listen to her loud mouth day-in and day-out.