Five Hard Truths about Martial Arts that you don’t want to believe.

[Raycetpfl]

Yeah, Bujinkan catches a lot of flack because it attracts all the Naruto nerds, but guy who runs it is a complete phenom. I work inpatient psych, so I get a lot of opportunities to put my hands on people. Some of them are naked or covered in poop.

You should go beat up forum member Omega Supreme to make a point about how deadly the bujinkan fighters are. That dude needs a good death touching if anyone ever has.

[Hairybreeches]

That's not a real thing, seriously Bujinkan is really just old koryu stuff with a lot of rolls.

[Devil]

That's not a real thing, seriously Bujinkan is really just old koryu stuff with a lot of rolls.

Bukinkan is for pussies. It's for people who haven't figured out what real training is supposed to look like.

[Hairybreeches]

You know I did muay thai, I still do Catch, and I have to say that training vs. actual confrontation is like comparing masturbation to sex. Like when you're a virgin you're like "Oh I can whack it for 2 hours I got stamina, I can take all those bitches on" but then you get to the real thing and you freak out and cum in like 10 seconds. Not that I'm knocking anyone who cums in 10 seconds, a whole lotta sex can happen in 10 seconds. MMMhhmmm. But seriously no training regimen compares to having to put hands on a 300 pound manic gentleman whose pumping two fingers in his ass and trying to jerk it on a female peer with his free hand.

[Raycetpfl]

You know I did muay thai, I still do Catch, and I have to say that training vs. actual confrontation is like comparing masturbation to sex. Like when you're a virgin you're like "Oh I can whack it for 2 hours I got stamina, I can take all those bitches on" but then you get to the real thing and you freak out and cum in like 10 seconds. Not that I'm knocking anyone who cums in 10 seconds, a whole lotta sex can happen in 10 seconds. MMMhhmmm. But seriously no training regimen compares to having to put hands on a 300 pound manic gentleman whose pumping two fingers in his ass and trying to jerk it on a female peer with his free hand.

Look! we can bullshit all day but what it really comes down to are you gonna Dojo storm Omega or not!?! The things he has said about Ninjitsu and Ninja's needs to be atoned for.

[Pship Destroyer]

Yeah, Bujinkan catches a lot of flack because it attracts all the Naruto nerds, but guy who runs it is a complete phenom. I work inpatient psych, so I get a lot of opportunities to put my hands on people. Some of them are naked or covered in poop.

I love Naruto, but I've never approached the Bujinkan dojos LOL.

Maybe you meant to just say "nerds"?? Leave Naruto out of it.

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[Hairybreeches]

Who cares? Ninjas aren't a real thing anymore, I mean sure they used a few of the schools in bujinkan back in the 1400s but that's like saying learning SCARS makes you a Navy Seal. Btw CACC will always beat BJJ.

[Hairybreeches]

Yeah we had this one kid show up with a bag of like 8 swords and he got pissed when we wouldn't let him train (Lanky kid, never worked out a day in his life) with us. He said "A real ninja wouldn't go anywhere without a sword." People need to lighten up on the ninja thing.

[Raycetpfl]

. Btw CACC will always beat BJJ.

you should come beat me up.

[Hairybreeches]

Mmmmmmmmm Id like to pee in your booty.

[Pship Destroyer]

Naruto manga rivals Shakespearean drama. In fact, I believe people would love Shakespeare even more if he'd just peppered his works with more ninjas. Julius Caesar? Ninjas.

[Hairybreeches]

I only watch Baki the Grappler.

[Holy Moment]

I feel the same too.

Who doesn't include fighting people in their daily routine?

I'm religious about mine:

Shit, shave, shower, slap wife, breakfast , kick dog, go to work, road rage fight on route, work 8 hrs verbally abusing for atleast 7 , go home kiss wife , stroke dog , eat dinner , slap wife , kick dog, go to pub, punch random person, go home, bed.

Wake and repeat.

ABS.

Always

Be

Streeting.

[ermghoti]

That's not a real thing, seriously Bujinkan is really just old koryu stuff with a lot of rolls.

Those rolls are mostly around the waist, from what I've seen.

[Hairybreeches]

It could be worse, I could pretend that a full guard is a good idea, get bitten and contract Hep C. Human bite marks are ugly.