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You know I did muay thai, I still do Catch, and I have to say that training vs. actual confrontation is like comparing masturbation to sex. Like when you're a virgin you're like "Oh I can whack it for 2 hours I got stamina, I can take all those bitches on" but then you get to the real thing and you freak out and cum in like 10 seconds. Not that I'm knocking anyone who cums in 10 seconds, a whole lotta sex can happen in 10 seconds. MMMhhmmm. But seriously no training regimen compares to having to put hands on a 300 pound manic gentleman whose pumping two fingers in his ass and trying to jerk it on a female peer with his free hand.
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Originally posted by Hairybreeches View PostYou know I did muay thai, I still do Catch, and I have to say that training vs. actual confrontation is like comparing masturbation to sex. Like when you're a virgin you're like "Oh I can whack it for 2 hours I got stamina, I can take all those bitches on" but then you get to the real thing and you freak out and cum in like 10 seconds. Not that I'm knocking anyone who cums in 10 seconds, a whole lotta sex can happen in 10 seconds. MMMhhmmm. But seriously no training regimen compares to having to put hands on a 300 pound manic gentleman whose pumping two fingers in his ass and trying to jerk it on a female peer with his free hand.
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Originally posted by Hairybreeches View PostYeah, Bujinkan catches a lot of flack because it attracts all the Naruto nerds, but guy who runs it is a complete phenom. I work inpatient psych, so I get a lot of opportunities to put my hands on people. Some of them are naked or covered in poop.
Maybe you meant to just say "nerds"?? Leave Naruto out of it.
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Originally posted by PDA View PostI feel the same too.
Who doesn't include fighting people in their daily routine?
I'm religious about mine:
Shit, shave, shower, slap wife, breakfast , kick dog, go to work, road rage fight on route, work 8 hrs verbally abusing for atleast 7 , go home kiss wife , stroke dog , eat dinner , slap wife , kick dog, go to pub, punch random person, go home, bed.
Wake and repeat.
Always
Be
Streeting.
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