Five Hard Truths about Martial Arts that you don’t want to believe.

[PDA]

I merely asked for you to relate some stories of your "youthful indiscretions." You jump right to a gong sau? WTF is wrong with you, man?

LMAO he did the same with me.

Asking me if I wanted a guest at my gym , accused me of calling him out and invited me to a biker club to fight.

I'm going to have to call troll because I really cannot believe that in 2016 somebody can be stupid enough to come to Bullshido and put "bar fighting" in their style field .

[BackFistMonkey]

I don't like to brag about my seriously badass and surprisingly successful criminal history but let's just say it's totes badass.

[NeilG]

Every day I cover up my teardrop tats with makeup, both to stay under the radar and to hide the bags under my eyes for a more youthful look. Kind of a metrosexual badass, if you will.

[submessenger]

I removed the tags from all my mattresses.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I wear socks on the mats, motha******s.

[BackFistMonkey]

I wear socks on the mats, motha******s.

You of all people would, I know your type.

[Holy Moment]

Right, anyway - Submessenger where are you from? We can maybe look to do a throwdown. Rules I require are it doesn't end until BOTH parties say so. So either you, or me, might be asking for it to stop... But it doesn't end until the other guy says so too. It's the way we do things. Mainly because we don't breed geldings. PM me to tee things up.

Stipulations like these are how I snagged my newest sex slave at the last unauthorized New Jersey Throwdown.

In case any of you wanted to know where W.Rabbit went.

[Guird]

Rules I require are it doesn't end until BOTH parties say so. So either you, or me, might be asking for it to stop... But it doesn't end until the other guy says so too. It's the way we do things. Mainly because we don't breed geldings. PM me to tee things up.

I know the dumbest post competition is over, but I'd like to enter this anyway.

[PDA]

In case any of you wanted to know where W.Rabbit went.

I'm pretty sure nobody wanted to know and simply assumed he was somewhere else on the internet annoying people.

Glad to here he is not !

Where The Gong Sau Biker Dude from Mars has disappeared too however is a little intriguing as I was enjoying his particular brand of comedy.

[Tranquil Suit]

Just read VT's posts. Sir, you have my respect and admiration.

[BackFistMonkey]

I'm pretty sure nobody wanted to know and simply assumed he was somewhere else on the internet annoying people.

Glad to here he is not !

Oh the innocence of Londoners. Do you really think he is gone?

[ksennin]

For me martial arts is something I practice for a variety of reasons.

I like the pain. Martials arts were cheaper than other alternatives.

[ermghoti]

Wait, I finally see the logic.

It gets freezing in here at night, all right? Now, in case you have to pee-pee, I got this for you, all right?

It reeks in here! You have open cans of pee everywhere!

Well, I'm sorry, but you do not want to use that bathroom! Now, eat one of these, all right? You're going to want to huff a little glue and drink some beer.

This is cat food.

I can explain it, all right? There's some sort of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer and glue.
It makes you feel, like, extremely sick and tired. You're able to fall asleep.

Why would I want to make myself extremely sick and tired?

'Cause there's going to be about 50 cats howling outside that window all night long, and you have no idea how loud 50 cats can be.

Okay, maybe there wouldn't be cats surrounding your building if you didn't have open cans of cat food everywhere.

I have 50 cats howling outside my window because I have 10,000 rats running around my building, okay?!

Stop yelling.

I'm not an idiot! There's a reason to do the things that I do!

[submessenger]

Oh the innocence of Londoners. Do you really think he is gone?

He'll be back in 2-5, possibly sooner with good behavior.

[Aka-Tora]

I like the pain. Martials arts were cheaper than other alternatives.

Well, assuming his W. Rabbit tale is true, I'm sure Holy Moment could help you experience a much greater pain. Free of charge too, I'm sure.