Five Hard Truths about Martial Arts that you don’t want to believe.

[itwasntme]

posting Severn fanfics

pillowfight!!

[submessenger]

what's a dick for?

posting Severn fanfics

[itwasntme]

Bujinkan and Krav Maga are for pussies.

what's a dick for?

[Holy Moment]

Bujinkan and Krav Maga are for pussies.

[Hairybreeches]

I have three fantasies, One would involve some ice cubes and a 9 iron. Two would include a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge.

[cualltaigh]

I'm 250 pounds of dick and dynamite, what I can't fuck I will blow up.

[Holy Moment]

I'm 250 pounds of dick and dynamite, what I can't fuck I will blow up.

Dan Severn: There's nothing I can't fuck.

But I still blow people up anyway because I cum so much inside of them.

[BackFistMonkey]

There are a lot of things you can pretend. Apparently.

I'm 250 pounds of dick and dynamite, what I can't fuck I will blow up.

Damn son.
Ermghoti nailed that one, fantasy all over the place

[Hairybreeches]

I'm 250 pounds of dick and dynamite, what I can't fuck I will blow up.

[ermghoti]

It could be worse, I could pretend that a full guard is a good idea, get bitten and contract Hep C. Human bite marks are ugly.

There are a lot of things you can pretend. Apparently.

[Hairybreeches]

It could be worse, I could pretend that a full guard is a good idea, get bitten and contract Hep C. Human bite marks are ugly.

[ermghoti]

That's not a real thing, seriously Bujinkan is really just old koryu stuff with a lot of rolls.

Those rolls are mostly around the waist, from what I've seen.

[Holy Moment]

I feel the same too.

Who doesn't include fighting people in their daily routine?

I'm religious about mine:

Shit, shave, shower, slap wife, breakfast , kick dog, go to work, road rage fight on route, work 8 hrs verbally abusing for atleast 7 , go home kiss wife , stroke dog , eat dinner , slap wife , kick dog, go to pub, punch random person, go home, bed.

Wake and repeat.

ABS.

Always

Be

Streeting.

[Hairybreeches]

I only watch Baki the Grappler.

[Pship Destroyer]

Naruto manga rivals Shakespearean drama. In fact, I believe people would love Shakespeare even more if he'd just peppered his works with more ninjas. Julius Caesar? Ninjas.