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    #16
    And they should definately wear boots with shinpads like this;
    No! The Cult of Pancrase is a sworn enemy of the Street!

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      #17
      Tie opponents necks together with a 2' strap. Long enough for a tuff and cool headlock but probably too long for an MMGhey takedown.

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        #18
        my extra-street MMA ruleset:
        -punches must vaguely resemble throwing a baseball

        -kicking is only allowed if you're swinging from a chain (several chains must hang from ceiling)

        -knee strikes are legal but the opponent's cornerman must loudly insist that they're not

        -all clinching must result in side headlock

        -both fighters must adjust their non-athletic pants every 15 seconds

        -the only choke allowed is the 2 handed pizza's-not-dinner choke

        -keeping your hands up will result in the crowd and opponent calling you a pussy

        -no biting or eye gouging without making growling noises

        -if a fighter is mounted, his girlfriend may throw up to 5 overhand strikes at his opponent with a high heeled shoe

        -knockouts and submissions will be announced by the ref by yelling Worldstar

        -if a fighter is comin' on, he or she must come on.

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          #19
          Some guy in Japan already tried to enhanced the street-like aspects just by banning submissions and only letting petty criminals fight. Vice did a 15 minute documentary on it, it's kind of light viewing to be honest it could have been more street-intense.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIebVLYb184

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            #20
            Originally posted by Permalost View Post
            my extra-street MMA ruleset:
            -punches must vaguely resemble throwing a baseball

            -kicking is only allowed if you're swinging from a chain (several chains must hang from ceiling)

            -knee strikes are legal but the opponent's cornerman must loudly insist that they're not

            -all clinching must result in side headlock

            -both fighters must adjust their non-athletic pants every 15 seconds

            -the only choke allowed is the 2 handed pizza's-not-dinner choke

            -keeping your hands up will result in the crowd and opponent calling you a pussy

            -no biting or eye gouging without making growling noises

            -if a fighter is mounted, his girlfriend may throw up to 5 overhand strikes at his opponent with a high heeled shoe

            -knockouts and submissions will be announced by the ref by yelling Worldstar

            -if a fighter is comin' on, he or she must come on.
            I didn't know so much win could be in a single post.

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              #21
              Originally posted by Permalost View Post
              my extra-street MMA ruleset:
              -punches must vaguely resemble throwing a baseball

              -kicking is only allowed if you're swinging from a chain (several chains must hang from ceiling)

              -knee strikes are legal but the opponent's cornerman must loudly insist that they're not

              -all clinching must result in side headlock

              -both fighters must adjust their non-athletic pants every 15 seconds

              -the only choke allowed is the 2 handed pizza's-not-dinner choke

              -keeping your hands up will result in the crowd and opponent calling you a pussy

              -no biting or eye gouging without making growling noises

              -if a fighter is mounted, his girlfriend may throw up to 5 overhand strikes at his opponent with a high heeled shoe

              -knockouts and submissions will be announced by the ref by yelling Worldstar

              -if a fighter is comin' on, he or she must come on.
              Wov, this is some serioys street knowledge you have here

              I will add you to my personal list of "people of the street"

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                #22
                Originally posted by Permalost View Post
                my extra-street MMA ruleset:
                -punches must vaguely resemble throwing a baseball

                -kicking is only allowed if you're swinging from a chain (several chains must hang from ceiling)

                -...
                All fights should start with each contestant shoving each other in the chest several times.

                Alternative method is, one contestant, after winning coin-toss, will lean forward, stick out his chin, and say, "I dare you to punch me! Go on."

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