Bar fights and making the most out of improvised weapons.

[W. Rabbit]

What is really strange is that JoergSprave again has the same solution I had, when it happened to me back in '72.

Wow, a double barreled dildo (technically, 28mm D.I.L.D.O.) launcher with a heart-shaped sight. Totally not surprised he'd made at least one of these.

[Devil]

Is there live music in your fantasy bar? Because a Les Paul swung by the neck would be no fucking joke, son.

[BackFistMonkey]

Is there live music in your fantasy bar? Because a Les Paul swung by the neck would be no fucking joke, son.

Axes are usually good, in most incarnations when you need the word for violence...but no, no live music just Nirvana Unplugged and Dubstep. Barcades just have wall to wall hipsters drinking over priced liquor, playing old free arcade games ( Like the spy hunter, frogger, pac man, area 51 ). They will usually have old consoles hooked up to brand new monitors over the bar too. The ashtrays are glass but the glasses and cups are plastic. You can't swing a cat in such a place. People 15 years younger than me talking about the first video game they saw.

[Devil]

Axes are usually good, in most incarnations when you need the word for violence...but no, no live music just Nirvana Unplugged and Dubstep. Barcades just have wall to wall hipsters drinking over priced liquor, playing old free arcade games ( Like the spy hunter, frogger, pac man, area 51 ). They will usually have old consoles hooked up to brand new monitors over the bar too. The ashtrays are glass but the glasses and cups are plastic. You can't swing a cat in such a place. People 15 years younger than me talking about the first video game they saw.

Fuck those people. They deserve to get shot.

[DCS]

That sounds like a good idea actually.

Not because I'm concerned about my safety.

Anyway, I've found that debating with americans about guns is pointless, doesn't matter if they are pro or against them.

[Kovacs]

Axes are usually good, in most incarnations when you need the word for violence...but no, no live music just Nirvana Unplugged and Dubstep. Barcades just have wall to wall hipsters drinking over priced liquor, playing old free arcade games ( Like the spy hunter, frogger, pac man, area 51 ). They will usually have old consoles hooked up to brand new monitors over the bar too. The ashtrays are glass but the glasses and cups are plastic. You can't swing a cat in such a place. People 15 years younger than me talking about the first video game they saw.

You get a lot of bars like that in Britain. I go to some becouse I love arcade games and the chicks are usually gullible and have low self-esteem but I'm not being ironic like the clowns that frequent them. There's too many pussies that wear tortoise shell glasses, drink from pretend jam jars and think that Mario Kart is retro gaming. I honestly love old cabinets and love drinking premium strength Belgium lager and playing Double Dragon until I actually get into a fight.

[Permalost]

So the opponents are arcade hipsters? Why bother with improvised weapons when the stop-hitting-yourself technique works fine?

[goodlun]

Wait bars have video games in them now? When the fuck did this happen?

[BackFistMonkey]

So the opponents are arcade hipsters? Why bother with improvised weapons when the stop-hitting-yourself technique works fine?

No, opponents are usually minorities who want your wealth, immigrants who want your jobs and to rape your family, or Black Lives Matter Protesters.

Wait bars have video games in them now? When the fuck did this happen?

It sounds like a fantastic idea doesn't it?

[ChenPengFi]

You just made this thread to pick on ghost.

[Raycetpfl]

No, opponents are usually minorities who want your wealth, immigrants who want your jobs and to rape your family, or Black Lives Matter Protesters.

We had a problem with a teenager trying to buy and EAT! Skittles on his way home in central Fl while being black. Luckily a dumb fuck was able to follow him and scare the shit out of him until he fought the dumb fuck and then said dumb fuck shot him.

[Kovacs]

So the opponents are arcade hipsters? Why bother with improvised weapons when the stop-hitting-yourself technique works fine?

By then I want to put my late 80's early 90's scrolling beat em up training to good use and see how many of them I can defeat with one drain pipe. If I feel a bit tired after, often an apple or entire roast chicken usually sorts me out.

[BKR]

Wait bars have video games in them now? When the fuck did this happen?

You don't get out much, do you ?

[goodlun]

You don't get out much, do you ?

To bars? Not too much these days.
Given I have a drink about every other year or so they tend to not appeal to me too much these days.

[BackFistMonkey]

Is there a serious discussion on the good guys with guns topic I am missing somewhere?