I know, I know. It's played out, but I was seriously thinking about the implications.
What if improvised weapons are bullshit? What if the only way to stop a Bad Guy with a gun is to have a Good Guy shoot him in the face?

What if the same people who think Wing Chun will make them some White Knight in a bar fight or the KM savior, fall for this shit.
I mean don't get me wrong. I love me some Phoenix Jones. He actually just got involved with a lovely situation with a pistol.
http://thefreethoughtproject.com/vig...rder-progress/
... what was I saying?
Oh yeah what if improvised weapons didn't work? What if it took actual training to smash someone in the head with an ashtray? What if you had to specifically learn how to throw said ashtray? Would it take years of throwing different sized and weighted items to gain enough skill, to one day under intense fear and pressure, smash an ashtray off a terrorist's head. In order to stop the attack on the patio of the local hipster barcade?
Anyways ...I have homework to do.
I leave you with this. This is my solution. Ban guns, I don't care.
What if improvised weapons are bullshit? What if the only way to stop a Bad Guy with a gun is to have a Good Guy shoot him in the face?

What if the same people who think Wing Chun will make them some White Knight in a bar fight or the KM savior, fall for this shit.
I mean don't get me wrong. I love me some Phoenix Jones. He actually just got involved with a lovely situation with a pistol.
http://thefreethoughtproject.com/vig...rder-progress/
Originally posted by the fucking article, read it. It is pretty hilarious.
Oh yeah what if improvised weapons didn't work? What if it took actual training to smash someone in the head with an ashtray? What if you had to specifically learn how to throw said ashtray? Would it take years of throwing different sized and weighted items to gain enough skill, to one day under intense fear and pressure, smash an ashtray off a terrorist's head. In order to stop the attack on the patio of the local hipster barcade?
Anyways ...I have homework to do.
I leave you with this. This is my solution. Ban guns, I don't care.
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