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    Systema Expert stabbed because attacker refused to use slow telegraphed attacks. ....

    Spared death due to massive size...sorry for potato quality of this post I'm on mobile.
    Too bad it's satire.

    http://www.flowmma.org/2015/09/syste...n-slow-motion/
    Last edited by bill_nye68; 9/08/2015 11:30am, .

    #2
    Good, this offsets the recent Krav disarm succes story.



    EDIT: And I just read it. It's fictional satire.
    Last edited by Tranquil Suit; 9/08/2015 11:26am, .

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      #3
      Looks fake but it is very funny.

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        #4
        It is I guess in my haste to copy and paste I left out the satire line.

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          #5
          Originally posted by bill_nye68 View Post
          It is I guess in my haste to copy and paste I left out the satire line.
          You set me up, motherfucker.

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            #6
            What exactly is Systema? Nothing I read or watch about it makes any sense.



            I'm not sure, but I think this is the cure for both Russophilia and Russophobia.

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              #7
              Systema began as an off-shoot of Russian military combatives. It's transition into civilian hands has slowly turned it in one of the wonkiest and most ridiculous martial arts styles, with some of the instructors implementing a mentality similar to chi master's but replacing the word "chi" for "nerve strikes." The odd whipping motion and looping punches they throw are an attempt to put the entire body behind their punches, meaning that they still haven't been clued in as to the most effective way to generate power without leaving yourself insanely exposed.

              In reality this is nothing surprising. When you take the combat out of martial arts, anyone can, and will come up with a system based on a series of movements and theories that are in no way grounded in reality. This one just happens to be based on Russian military fetishism.

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                #8
                Systema has the dubious distinction of being one of the very few arts that are clearly worse than Krav Maga.





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                  #9
                  This one from the same guy is very funny too, and this forum is mentioned.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DCS View Post
                    This one from the same guy is very funny too, and this forum is mentioned.



                    Three-stripe white belt forgets Steven Seagal is 6’3” and 300 pounds–teeth “badly chipped”
                    Fixed the link.

                    EDIT TO ADD: What a bellend.
                    Last edited by Cake of Doom; 9/15/2015 6:06am, .

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                      #11
                      Systema training seems like it would be good supplemental training for pro wrestling.

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                        #12
                        I wonder if the belly fat part was inspired by this incident:

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by AcridSaint View Post
                          I wonder if the belly fat part was inspired by this incident:

                          I dunno, the venne diagram of fatness and systema videos has a lot of overlap.

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