Archery: Now a Live Martial Art

[Mr. Machette]

Man, you still don't even understand how the fuck Bullshido.net works, and you've been here longer than me.

As if any old net ghost nobody would be worthy of a MABS thread. MABS threads are for real offenders. You're just a big liar. We'd need a billion new threads to cover

At least I'm an honest nobody. At least when challenged to prove claims, I do it.

You've made so many claims, and you prove practically nothing. When pressed you just jump in a foxhole.

Go cry yea cunt.

[W. Rabbit]

You shouldn't but you did.

You are my puppet.

Why shouldn't I?

You are playing mind games with yourself, not me.

I'm totally impervious to your charms.

[W. Rabbit]

Go cry yea cunt.

Yes, go on.

Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.

[Mr. Machette]

Why shouldn't I?

You are playing mind games with yourself, not me.

I'm totally impervious to your charms.

I already broke you.

You shouldn't engage me because I will break you again.

You are weak. Mentally weak.

I am playing your insecurties and compulsions like a violin.

I know you can't stop responding. I know that all I have to do to send you off the rails is express a contrary opinion.

And you fucking lose it. Because you are weak.

The best part is you don't see it. So you keep playing along

And I laugh and laugh and laugh.

You are my puppet.

[W. Rabbit]

I already broke you.

You shouldn't engage me because I will break you again.

You are weak. Mentally weak.

I am playing your insecurties and compulsions like a violin.

I know you can't stop responding. I know that all I have to do to send you off the rails is express a contrary opinion.

And you fucking lose it. Because you are weak.

The best part is you don't see it. So you keep playing along

And I laugh and laugh and laugh.

You are my puppet.

And we both know none of these are true.

I like the part where I'm supposed to not respond to you, as if it's a trap. That's cute.

Eat a dick son I can type faster, and for longer than you can any day, so naturally I've really broken you...in the future, like Dr. Who.

Hey by the way, you never really answered my initial archery questions, so here we are again (TARDIS-style):

What's your actual experience shooting bow or bolt? I don't want to hear tales of growing up in the Pacific Northwest or shooting pigs with guns, I wanted to know about bows and arrows.

[Mr. Machette]

And we both know none of these are true.

I like the part where I'm supposed to not respond to you.

Eat a dick son I can type faster, and for longer than you can any day, so naturally I've really broken you...in the future, like Dr. Who.

Oh I would never question your abilities as a keyboard warrior.
You obviously hold a dan rank in web fuckery.

[FinalLegion]

I see Archery Tag as merely an activity designed to promote fun in a unique way. That's all. I doubt it's meant to be taken too seriously and certainly not meant to be taken as a serious tool for any martial training.

As far as Lars Andersen is concerned...personally, I see him as trick shot artist. A damn good trick shot artist. In my opinion, he's the archery version of XMA.

[BackFistMonkey]

Oh I would never question your abilities as a keyboard warrior.
You obviously hold a dan rank in web fuckery.

Oh fuck man ... that is lame. W.Rabbit actually has some evidence that he bangs on some level. You can talk shit all you want, but don't start spreading disinformation.

[Mr. Machette]

Oh fuck man ... that is lame. W.Rabbit actually has some evidence that he bangs on some level. You can talk shit all you want, but don't start spreading disinformation.

The hell you talking about?

Did I question if he bangs?

Do I care?

Unwad your panties. You're reading things that aren't there.

[BackFistMonkey]

The hell you talking about?

Did I question if he bangs?

Do I care?

Unwad your panties. You're reading things that aren't there.

Oh ... Well then... I will just ignore your posting history and pretend. No problem. Carry on then.

aka: keyboard warriors don't bang and provide video evidence and vetting from other members who do ...

[Mr. Machette]

Oh ... Well then... I will just ignore your posting history and pretend. No problem. Carry on then.

aka: keyboard warriors don't bang and provide video evidence and vetting from other members who do ...

Gotcha.

Oh I know he trains. Didn't he finally post some competition footage recently? If the dude hadn't been such a jerk about it I would have given props but the well has been poisoned.

I call him a Keyboard Warrior in addition to whatever else it is he does. I mean, this particular sub forum is kind of the home of actual fighters who run their mouth.

[W. Rabbit]

I'm more like a Keyboard Dungeon Master.

With a 350 fps crossbow +3

[Mr. Machette]

I'm more like a Keyboard Dungeon Master.

With a 350 fps crossbow +3

I lied earlier.

Cross bows are awesome.

America.

[W. Rabbit]

I should have made it +10...but it's, and I quote:

Not for sale in some zip codes

So, not everywhere in America.

[Mr. Machette]

I should have made it +10...but it's, and I quote:



So, not everywhere in America.

Yeah I'd bet money I'm in one of the zip codes they won't ship to.

Been thinking of building one for a while now. The original style action isn't terribly complicated. Would be a fun project.