A Eulogy

[W. Rabbit]

Walls of text , eyes burning, can't breath , W Rabbit must have rage returned.

Jordan and Dale started challenging each other, and I got aroused.

The "context" of this whole thread is YMAS so "mode-switching" is OK.

[NeilG]

Sorry to go slightly off-topic - wait, did I just apologize for going off-topic in YMAS? - anyway, for some reason, you looking for the judge's attention after locking in the Americana (google tells me it's called ude-garami in Judo?) made me laugh out loud.

Good matches, too.

Thanks! It felt a lot longer at the time. This was a masters over 50 division so neither one of us were interested in hurting each other. I relaxed the lock after he tapped the first time, then applied it back gently trying to catch her attention.

[W. Rabbit]

Pedant, yep, hyperactive, yep, but born that way, and it is not something I will ever be able to control more than I already do (and I've come a loooong way, baby).

Trying to talk me out of doing it is like trying to negotiate terms with a real rabbit.

We can't really tell when you're trolling and when you're not, because of the context.

For the record, this goes both ways. I still can't tell when most of you are trolling or being serious, because everyone "mode-switches", some of the best are mods, which is even more confusing. It used to keep me running in circles, but I just accept it now.

We're looking into where to take it next.

Just put me in charge, I'd whip this whole place into shape.

I'll even finally change my style field to "BJJ" permanently and then no one will ever think to question me when I joke about BJJ.

I like all arts...carpet, mat, ring, cage, lei tai, pit.

MY agenda here is pretty straightforward: to drive MMA and BJJ and Kung Fu people into forced marriages, and manipulate their bloodlines to create the Kwisatz Haderach after about 10,000 years.

The future's martial arts desert messiahs all get their start here, according to my prescience.

It's time for Bullshido to plant that seeds that will, after ten millennia, become Prana-Bindu and Fremen Kenpo.

[It is Fake]

That's like saying you're never trolling, and that's been going on for ten.

Except. I have multiple posts where I admit when I am trolling.

I learned it all from you. It's all your fault.

You've learned absolutely nothing, see above.

[It is Fake]

How did my beef with Dale end up with Rabbit all emo?

You dared challenge Kung Fu with a BJJ Black Belt tag.

Seriously I haven't been reading the whole thread, but please do not bully him on my behalf.

Hahahahaha You are very funny. You took a break as well.

If that's what's happening. I hate group think and actual bullying.

LOLOLOLOL. His post history is littered with these type of threads and arguments. He even lashes out at people when they take his side.

[W. Rabbit]

Except. I have multiple posts where I admit when I am trolling.

I have more than you, because I'm more free association and I "break character" very easily, and you're more rhetorical and consistent, and thus sneakier than I am capable, in this context.

This is why you're such a great foil. Bravo on ten years of effective foiling, my Pedantic Moderator Overlord.

You are like the rare, beautiful, heavily thorned lotus. I know I should only look, but I can't resist touching you, just to feel your prick.

[It is Fake]

I have more than you.

If you mean more trolling rage quits, you sure do.

[W. Rabbit]

If you mean more trolling rage quits, you sure do.

Rage pauses.

You're the one who usually reminds me I'm due for one.

Oh....riiiiiight. Thanks again.

[It is Fake]

Rage pauses.

You're the one who usually reminds me I'm due for one.

Oh....riiiiiight. Thanks again.

*YAWN*



LOL. Original:

I have more than you.

Rage version edit:

I have more than you, because I'm more free association and I "break character" very easily, and you're more rhetorical and consistent, and thus sneakier than I am capable, in this context.

This is why you're such a great foil. Bravo on ten years of effective foiling, my Pedantic Moderator Overlord.

You are like the rare, beautiful, heavily thorned lotus. I know I should only look, but I can't resist touching you, just to feel your prick.

LOL.

[JohnnyCache]

Troll or sincere, it's just a question of vanilla drama whore or strawberry.

[W. Rabbit]

It COULD have been a rage version edit, if it hadn't ended with:

"I can't resist touching you, just to feel your prick."

There is no rage in my double entendre, it was a master stroke.

[It is Fake]

It COULD have been a rage version edit, if it hadn't ended with:



There is no rage in my double entendre, it was a master stroke.

The minute you decided on a soliloquy, instead of the simple retort, it became blind rage.

[FinalLegion]

This thread....Jesus Christ, man...

I don't know if I need to laugh, need a hug or just a stiff drink. Maybe all three.

[W. Rabbit]

This thread....Jesus Christ, man...

I don't know if I need to laugh, need a hug or just a stiff drink. Maybe all three.

None of the above.

Jesus Christ was right.

Go do pushups, and get beat on.

[goodlun]

This thread....Jesus Christ, man...

I don't know if I need to laugh, need a hug or just a stiff drink. Maybe all three.

I think the obvious answer here is to laugh, anything more shows an investment in people on here that is unhealthy.