A Eulogy

[plasma]

But you don't know, and neither do they, and you can't answer that question until you try it on a person. What you described with work on some people, but not everyone. You know that right?

That's the theorycrafting, relying on a theoretical truth that you can injure people with that kind of technique, but assuming it works on everyone you will try it on, rather than actually doing it and knowing who you can work it on, which anybody who rolls know is never a sure thing even at the top levels, and that factors like foot, ankle, and leg size and flexibility do make a difference.

I wear a 13" Wide shoe and my ankle is proportionate. IF you wanted to attack a joint, you'd be stupid for going for my legs.

Didn't you watch the video? My legs are my best parts. If you really do BJJ you should be able tell the kind of advantages I would have, and why I enjoy BJJ so much.

I am enjoying reading this troll, however, as probably one of the few people in this thread that has competition wins via heel hook and numerous mat hours drilling and sparing with them. I have never found any one with legs too large and powerful to attack.

Just put out there for the random Google searcher who is taking this seriously.

[BackFistMonkey]

He is obviously trolling. I'll give it a 5/10. It made me chuckle.

7/10 cause he actually has some people wound up and convinced he is stupid enough to believe that the best leg lock defenses are the squat rack and magic.

[BackFistMonkey]

I just realized both Jordan and Dale lost their Power Beards recently... I don't know if either of them will be able to do anything until they grow back.

[BackFistMonkey]

Once last thing before I go meet up with some people.
I don't "know" that Jordan would win. A lot of really good grapplers do not have great MMA records.
Marcelo Garcia being case and point, arguably the greatest P4P no gi submission grappler on the planet lost his one and only MMA match to a nobody.
So I certainly think Dale could win in such an exchange.
I just would put the betting line on Jordan.

Full on death match?
... oh shit man ... that would be up to who was willing to up the ante without moral objection and hesitancy. Pure effective technique without emotion or loss of initiative. That usually involves "cheating" and a sniper rifle or bomb.

Most people don't actually want to "win" that fight unless, it was that or die... or their religious beliefs are being threatened.

... damn it I just made myself sad with logic. Extremists make me sad.

[It is Fake]

He is obviously trolling. I'll give it a 5/10. It made me chuckle.

LOL. You took a break.

7/10 cause he actually has some people wound up and convinced

You took one as well.
No, he is not trolling. This has been going on for nearly two years.

[plasma]

LOL. You took a break.


You took one as well.
No, he is not trolling. This has been going on for nearly two years.

Oh :( Well The Villain is in Boston and W. Rabbit is in NJ. I say we put this to the test.

[NeilG]

And coincidentally...Neil you and I get along fine.

I just don't feel inclined to get involved when everyone else is telling you you're being an idiot. I'm usually not sure if you're trolling or truly that misinformed about the topic at hand. You seem to enjoy the attention either way.

PS found my vid thread, it's here.

[W. Rabbit]

I am enjoying reading this troll, however, as probably one of the few people in this thread that has competition wins via heel hook and numerous mat hours drilling and sparing with them. I have never found any one with legs too large and powerful to attack.

Just put out there for the random Google searcher who is taking this seriously.

The random Google searcher would have to search for "squat rack and magic". While rare, I'm sure some people make that search (1point2, for example).

Heel hooks are for pussies.

[W. Rabbit]

I did the search to save you time and found exactly what I expected.

[W. Rabbit]

The Kung Fu guy in question was double-legged before he could throw a punch, then GnP'd into submission.

Was there GnP? I haven't watched the video in a while, but I don't remember Jordan raining blows down on JFS. I remember them stalling for a while, JFS cursing a lot, and eventually they were separated.

Edit: I stand corrected, there was a little GnP action there.

You know how you can identify someone with no BJJ training? The "Static legs".

[goodlun]

Full on death match?

Well I wasn't thinking along those lines but in that case the odds I would shift the betting line even more in the favor of Jordan that cat is a bit on crazy side.

[W. Rabbit]

No, he is not trolling. This has been going on for nearly two years.

That's like saying you're never trolling, and that's been going on for ten.

I learned it all from you. It's all your fault.

[W. Rabbit]

when everyone else is telling you you're being an idiot.

Let's not get carried away and be real for 2 seconds...

I don't enjoy the "attention" at all, unless it's in jest and you know that. I like to entertain people with funny quips and sarcasm, but that's just my RL personality, it's not attention seeking behavior for some selfish or self-pleasuring purpose.. it's really giving of myself, for you. I give too much sometimes, too, and some of you like to take advantage of my freewheeling, open nature.

And by "Everyone" you mean less than a half dozen people, because as much as you want to pretend it's "everybody", it's really not.

A lot of the feedback I get from those few is highly vitriolic and usually unwarranted, and they're really just being idiots themselves. But, they get a pass for being idiots, as long as they claim I'm being a bigger one (which is so rare).

You and I both know people are licensed to do that here, and not everyone gets called on when they're being idiots especially when certain posters like me are having fun or trolling or generally trying NOT to be too serious.

Dale is 100% right, you ALL need to get off your high horses and stop taking yourselves so seriously.

[ChenPengFi]

Stfu wabbit.

[The Villain]

I feel you rabbit, but your position leaves me no choice but to oppose you.