A Eulogy

[The Villain]

the thing you can beat is your meat.

I live in Tampa.

Come on down.

I told you my stats.

What are yours?

And be fucking real for once you lying sack of shit.

5' 8. 165 -180 or so depending. It doesn't matter though. As far as you're concerned, I'm 9 feet tall and 300 lbs.

Here's what's going to happen. I don't mind telling you, because there is nothing you can do about it. In fact, I'm going to show up in a t shirt that I wear specifically to remind you.

In the gong sau, I'm going to slide directly underneath you. I imagine you'll try to strike me or some such as I do, but it won't matter. I'm going to grab you by your leg throwing your aim off and ensuring that you can't even face me, let alone hit me. You are going to find this uncomfortable and oddly threatening, though not painful. You're going to turn in the direction that I want you to move. You're going to think that you're escaping. I'm then going to stop you from rotating as I continue rotating.

As the rotation continues, you'll feel your ligaments and tendons tear, starting at the ankle, then progressing into your knee. You'll surrender, unable to walk. Fortunately, I have excellent control so after you've been stunned, you'll be back on your feet in a few seconds.

[Mor Sao]

Train more? How much more? I'm already going an hour and a half 5-6 days a week. And I put up the $20. Because you know what? I've gotten a lot more than $20 of good advice and entertainment out of this site. I would probably still be a lazy fatass if it wasn't for you fuckers.

Was I talking to you? Did I mention your name? You nitwits need to comprehend what you are reading.

Most of the asshats here talk big and produce nothing.

Ive been training longer than most of the fucking shitheads here have been alive.

[Mor Sao]

Oh this thread got entertaining. Despite the crazy that The Villain seems to spout over the Internet these days I wouldn't recommend you Gong Sau him without a good Heel Hook defense.

shit head will not show up.

he is nothing but a fucking mouthboxer who hides on the net.

fuck him and his heel hook bs.

[Mor Sao]

A coward? Not only am I gonna beat your ass, but I'm gonna do with my kung fu. Yang Chin Na. If you're game. You down for the Gong Sau?

the thing you can beat is your meat.

I live in Tampa.

Come on down.

I told you my stats.

What are yours?

And be fucking real for once you lying sack of shit.

[plasma]

Support or leave.

Your opinion means jack shit until you support the site.

I disagree, we have had a lot of good insight on the boards from non-supporting members. Both in techniques and investigations. Also I rather newbies come here and get steered to good training than go to a place like MAP and end up LaRP-tastic .

Saying that, if you have over 1000 posts and been here for a while, supporting the site and the mission is nice.

[plasma]

At the end of the day, I really don't care about his opinion. He is so incredibly hostile to new members that somehow manage to step on his toes that I'm pretty sure he does more harm to the community by kneecapping its' growth than he helps it. I mean shit, one new guy hit down vote instead of upvote on accident and Dale tore him a new asshole right than and there. I mean the dude even apologized and shit. And now he doesn't post anymore. And the community continues to get increasingly barren.

Bullshido has always been hostile to new members. It was so bad in the old days we had to create Newbietown just to protect members the first couple of posts.

[plasma]

Oh this thread got entertaining. Despite the crazy that The Villain seems to spout over the Internet these days I wouldn't recommend you Gong Sau him without a good Heel Hook defense.

[W. Rabbit]

Bullshido is like a World of Warcraft guild in the process of disbanding, but trapped in time at the event horizon of a black hole, eternal spaghettifying its new (and existing) membership.

Basically..information isn't destroyed, but it can linger at the terminus of the void for eternity. People come here to leave information, it gets stuck here whether they like the outcome or not. Whether they stay or not.

The social aspects of this website are no different than any MMORPG you've played. Anybody else play WoW back in the day? "Do you want to join this guild?" What does it offer? What's the drama? Who are the dickheads, and who are the helpers?

Same shit different day. It's been like a big video game.

Morale can be a hard thing to come by especially for a fucking web forum.

Seeds have to be sewn; you can't just pull it from the ground at whim, it has to be nurtured over time, and you can crush the life out of it before it's ripened if you're not careful.

I know the nurturers from the rodents, weeds, problem insects, and heavy footed morons stomping around this place, actin tha fool.

[ghost55]

all you fuckwits needs to seriously train more and play less video games. Your brains are not working at optimal levels.

Train more? How much more? I'm already going an hour and a half 5-6 days a week. And I put up the $20. Because you know what? I've gotten a lot more than $20 of good advice and entertainment out of this site. I would probably still be a lazy fatass if it wasn't for you fuckers.

[The Villain]

When I go, this shit better be like 100 pages long with like a dozen Gong Saus.

[The Villain]

He's not AI. Just autistic.

[BackFistMonkey]

A coward? Not only am I gonna beat your ass, but I'm gonna do with my kung fu. Yang Chin Na. If you're game. You down for the Gong Sau?

Very few things would bring me more joy than seeing a video of Mor Sao vs The Villain. Not because of personal preferences or opinions but just because that would be awesome.

LOL. Look quit whining and explaining. I was a full time student with four kids, working part time and taking 18-21 credit hours a semester. I still found time to mod and before it changed paid $20 So, yeah, why are you letting this shit get under your skin? You know after you said "I really don't care about his opinion"?

We all have stories and really don't owe anyone anything over the internet.

You were also accused of being an advanced A.I. in that time period.

[The Villain]

Fucking coward.

A coward? Not only am I gonna beat your ass, but I'm gonna do with my kung fu. Yang Chin Na. If you're game. You down for the Gong Sau?

[It is Fake]

Let's see. I am currently a full-time student with limited resources. When it comes to budgeting, certain things take priority for me. Things like gym fees, training equipment, text books, food, getting my fucking phone fixed, and supplements. I'm just not in a position to drop $20 in the name of supporting a site that has less than 30 active posters at the moment. Don't get me wrong, I really like this place. I just can't drop $20 into the abyss right now. I mean, if Bullshido sold gi patches or rash guards I would be all over that shit as soon as some of my current equipment wears out, but that's different.

LOL. Look quit whining and explaining. I was a full time student with four kids, working part time and taking 18-21 credit hours a semester. I still found time to mod and before it changed paid $20 So, yeah, why are you letting this shit get under your skin? You know after you said "I really don't care about his opinion"?

We all have stories and really don't owe anyone anything over the internet.

[Mor Sao]

Is your door open? Or are you too damn old?

Fucking coward.