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[BKR]

what the fuck can someone more than 100 pounds lighter and 4 inches shorter than me, do to someone bigger,meaner, stronger and who has more training?

Nothing.

Here ya go Dale, make sure to study this video well...

[Mor Sao]

what the fuck can someone more than 100 pounds lighter and 4 inches shorter than me, do to someone bigger,meaner, stronger and who has more training?

Nothing.

[BackFistMonkey]

Deluded fantasy that a smaller person is going to be beat a bigger well trained person.

Fuck off, son.

You do not have what it takes to deal with me.

Only one way to take this out of theory territory.

You guys and gals know what that is.











VIDEO KATA CHALLENGE 2015 !

[Mor Sao]

Nah, I can actually deliver. Every NAGA, they know what I'm going to do. It's written on my damn t shirt. And they watch me do it match after match, year after year. I pretty much have to hit a national level comp to find any real competition.



YOU AREN'T TRAINED. It'd take just seconds for me to completely remove your leg internally. You're not on my level.

Deluded fantasy that a smaller person is going to be beat a bigger well trained person.

Fuck off, son.

You do not have what it takes to deal with me.

[W. Rabbit]

Nah, I can actually deliver. Every NAGA, they know what I'm going to do. It's written on my damn t shirt. And they watch me do it match after match, year after year. I pretty much have to hit a national level comp to find any real competition.

I didn't say you can't deliver, I know your background.

But you really mean "real competition at my weight", right? Many people have very little experience seriously fighting people much larger people, even in BJJ people tend to match up with similarly sized people. Only the brave few choose to partner with people 50-100 lbs heavier.

You should already know that fighting people much bigger and stronger than you or otherwise significantly outside your weight class is a surefire recipe for turning whatever game you have into the consistency of egg salad, when everything you try and normally "deliver", gets shut down.

Yep, it happened to me very recently, I was manhandled by a greater foe, but it was probably one of the best martial arts lessons of my life. Everything that had worked in the past wasn't working. I went straight into "survival" mode, guess what. Sometimes that is the right option, especially when you realize fast your offensive capabilities just got nullified by someone better, stronger, faster, younger, angrier, whatever.

If your training is any good, you should realize immediately when you're in this kind of situation, and just do your best to defend yourself. Your "offense" will become vapid.

I've rolled and fought with hundreds of people smaller than me (because most people are) across 4 different arts, so I know it's a coin toss, 50-50, whether or not a smaller opponent has the skill required to defend themselves from whatever I try. I can tell right away if someone (regardless of size) is a threat to me based on initial feelings. A blue belt half my size can be a threat, and someone bigger than me might be cake in my hands. I've thrown guys way bigger than myself. But if they train well, and more, they'll probably kick my ass. Always a bigger fish, man.

This is why theorycrafting is bullshit. You're talking about what's worked in the past. You have no idea what would work in a hypothetical future scenario against an opponent outside your own comfort zone.

[plasma]

Competitions mean jack shit in the real world.

That's may or may not be true. However, the fact he gets on the mat and competes against other Black Belts means he isn't "mouthboxer who hides on the net."

[The Villain]

Don't be a combat theorycrafter. This is beneath anyone who actually trains combat arts for a living, and doing it makes you sound like a grade schooler whose mom just bought him his first Tapout shirt.

There is nothing more noobish than explaining exactly how the fight will go under a "blue sky".

Nah, I can actually deliver. Every NAGA, they know what I'm going to do. It's written on my damn t shirt. And they watch me do it match after match, year after year. I pretty much have to hit a national level comp to find any real competition.

there is no fucking way in any universe that he could deal with me.

When its trained against trained the bigger guy always wins.

YOU AREN'T TRAINED. It'd take just seconds for me to completely remove your leg internally. You're not on my level.

[Mor Sao]

He won't show up because he can't afford to get to Tampa. However, I wouldn't call him "a mouthboxer who hides on the net" as he has been a pretty avid regional competitor in the Northeast U.S. including the Grappler's Quest Pro Division in June where he won his first match by Heel Hook before losing to Gary Tonnon in the second round. As Gary Tonnon is one the best submission grapplers currently that's not a hit on The Villain's skills as much the a testament to the level he is competing on.

Competitions mean jack shit in the real world.

[Mor Sao]

so 290 6'2' VS 5'8" and 100 pounds lighter than me.

In what fucking universe do you expect to do anything to me?

Fucking MMA nutriding fuckwit.

as mentioned above, I am so not JFS.

[Mor Sao]

5'8" and 160-180?

why in the world would I kill some short growth stunted mongoloid?

there is no fucking way in any universe that he could deal with me.

When its trained against trained the bigger guy always wins.

Fuck off midget boy.

You are not worth the jail time for killing you.

That big mouth of yours will get you killed someday.

[W. Rabbit]

In the gong sau, I'm going to slide directly underneath you. I imagine you'll try to strike me or some such as I do, but it won't matter. I'm going to grab you by your leg throwing your aim off and ensuring that you can't even face me, let alone hit me. You are going to find this uncomfortable and oddly threatening, though not painful. You're going to turn in the direction that I want you to move. You're going to think that you're escaping. I'm then going to stop you from rotating as I continue rotating.

As the rotation continues, you'll feel your ligaments and tendons tear, starting at the ankle, then progressing into your knee. You'll surrender, unable to walk. Fortunately, I have excellent control so after you've been stunned, you'll be back on your feet in a few seconds.

Don't be a combat theorycrafter. This is beneath anyone who actually trains combat arts for a living, and doing it makes you sound like a grade schooler whose mom just bought him his first Tapout shirt.

There is nothing more noobish than explaining exactly how the fight will go under a "blue sky".

Usually people that theorycraft about how fights will go have not taken many punches to the face. If they had they'd know their theories don't mean shit and you can have a great game that goes to shitsville quick.

It's funny you brought up JFS. Dale is not John.

I wish sometimes John had actually popped you once or twice before your stall session in the parking lot for good measure. You'd have learned a whole lot more than you actually did.

[Locu5]

this site needs a gong sau revival, or at least more entertaining 100 page pretend fests...

[The Villain]

shit head will not show up.

he is nothing but a fucking mouthboxer who hides on the net.

fuck him and his heel hook bs.

Hiding? From WHO? And since when did you become JFS?

[plasma]

shit head will not show up.

he is nothing but a fucking mouthboxer who hides on the net.

fuck him and his heel hook bs.

He won't show up because he can't afford to get to Tampa. However, I wouldn't call him "a mouthboxer who hides on the net" as he has been a pretty avid regional competitor in the Northeast U.S. including the Grappler's Quest Pro Division in June where he won his first match by Heel Hook before losing to Gary Tonnon in the second round. As Gary Tonnon is one the best submission grapplers currently that's not a hit on The Villain's skills as much the a testament to the level he is competing on.