A Eulogy

[goodlun]

Dude he can crush your face in, no matter how good your contemporary leg lock game is.

In fact I'll bet you can't even leg lock either of us with those little arms of yours, my legs are like smokestacks of cast iron. I could probably crush you like an anaconda with my "iron guard technique".

Dale's are probably made of some exotic, arcane ore he discovered in a remote rainforest, and then smelted in his shop.

You do understand that leg locks attack the various joints of the legs and not the dense muscles or bones right?
I don't care how fit you are a toe hold or Toe Press is going to fuck you up.
Someone like Jordon who has spent countless hours getting and applying heel hooks against opponents that have an in depth knowledge of the mechanics and tactics of leg locks would snap either one of your legs without much trouble.

[ghost55]

You do understand that leg locks attack the various joints of the legs and not the dense muscles or bones right?
I don't care how fit you are a toe hold or Toe Press is going to fuck you up.
Someone like Jordon who has spent countless hours getting and applying heel hooks against opponents that have an in depth knowledge of the mechanics and tactics of leg locks would snap either one of your legs without much trouble.

But... BJJ doesn't work on the street!

[JohnnyCache]

Dude he can crush your face in, no matter how good your contemporary leg lock game is.

In fact I'll bet you can't even leg lock either of us with those little arms of yours, my legs are like smokestacks of cast iron. I could probably crush you like an anaconda with my "iron guard technique".

Dale's are probably made of some exotic, arcane ore he discovered in a remote rainforest, and then smelted in his shop.

Is this real shit you are posting? Or are you being funny. Just tell.

[ghost55]

Is this real shit you are posting? Or are you being funny. Just tell.

I think he is really that delusional. I mean this is a man that showed up at what is basically a kick boxing match after doing what I am pretty sure is absolutely zero prep.

[Tranquil Suit]

Is this real shit you are posting? Or are you being funny. Just tell.

Poe's law, homie.

I think he is really that delusional. I mean this is a man that showed up at what is basically a kick boxing match after doing what I am pretty sure is absolutely zero prep.

But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done.


ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAN!




This ain't a movie. Snap out of your fantasies, Rabbit.

[DCS]

Because receiving the occasional one of those in training is even in the same vicinity as training to receive them by receiving them regularly, right?

BJJ guys are commonly the biggest pussies on planet earth. They've been nutriding this one family from Brazil for 20 years.

You know who was tough? Helio Gracie fighting with a broken arm. That's the real power, and it doesn't come from BJJ.

I know what it's like to break an arm, so I know how I might deal with it in a fight, which makes me more like Helio Gracie than any of you.

Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!

[It is Fake]

Oh good lord this is exactly like Anthony vs Rudy and Cullion. Yep, everything does go full circle.

No, go search the threads, I'm out.

Is this real shit you are posting? Or are you being funny. Just tell.

Kung Fu Kool-aid is delicious, until you end up bitten and choked in a parking lot.

[BKR]

Actually, I didn't post ANY videos of myself, but I'm not sure how it's relevant (although I'm sure Cheng will have an opinion).

The first video (not posted by me) shows a bigger guy beat me and the second video (also not posted by me) shows I took the 3rd place medal for a 1-1 tournament record because I didn't get KTFO and got a cut glued shut just in time to get on the platform for my 2nd fight, helmet in hand and ready for action.

I would have done better in my 2nd fight. I was more aware and prepared and my opponent was smaller and lighter. I was very disappointed being told I would win by forfeit. I even apologized to Milton (blue) the next day for how things turned out, but they would not let him fight. He showed up concussion and all, to take 4th with honor.

So, thanks for proving me right, someone bigger with more training will usually destroy someone smaller with less training, just like Dale said.

Bravo and thanks for the assist.

Semantics, really ?

I salute you for stepping up and competing, and that the video was posted here.

There was a more shown in the video posted (of you at the leitai) than what you described/explained. In fact, what is not described/explained is really as important than what has been described/explained.

That would be the relevance in the overall big picture of your posting in this thread.

[BKR]

Oh good lord this is exactly like Anthony vs Rudy and Cullion. Yep, everything does go full circle.

No, go search the threads, I'm out.

Kung Fu Kool-aid is delicious, until you end up bitten and choked in a parking lot.

Now I have "Circle Game" by Joni Mitchell going through my head...

[plasma]

Too bad The Villain can't afford to travel to Florida for this. It's a Kung Fu vs BJJ grudge match straight out of 2007.

[The Villain]

I can justify and afford it for a legit event. October 24th or 25th perhaps. That lets me hit NAGA.

[ghost55]

Too bad The Villain can't afford to travel to Florida for this. It's a Kung Fu vs BJJ grudge match straight out of 2007.

Clearly we need to kickstart this.

[W. Rabbit]

...
Please explain how you'd get and maintain mount without being better at BJJ?
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So this came down to you're better at BJJ than me, so unless I'm better, I can't mount you?

You just belayed a significant ignorance about BJJ. Now I can tell how rarely you roll.

In your warped sun bleached logic, only people "better at BJJ" can get mount on other people? Saying I can get mount on somebody in BJJ class is saying "I'm good at BJJ"? I know you can't resist harassing me, but this takes the cake.

In reality, "worse" people get and maintain mount all the time. "Better" and "worse" are dichotomies for fools like you who blab rather than do and show.

You've admitted to targeting me for harassment and enjoying it, so we all know you're doing this for personal pleasure, for 5 years now.

That makes you pretty unique, just about every other trolololo here actually deals with me like a normal person. You're different, and the fact that you avoid Bullies in real life suggests why.

There's no evidence whatsoever you have the slightest inkling of BJJ skill yourself, stop trying to pretend there is.

Definitely, stop acting like you have some sort of moral, instructional, or psychological high ground. You're a mud puppy who doesn't meet face to face with Bullies and talk like a real person.

I will bet you do a shittier job of preparing people for lei tai than I did, by myself, out of necessity.

It's not like you've ever had the balls to let Bullshido watch you fight, or train, or take a hit like a champ.

[W. Rabbit]

You do understand that leg locks attack the various joints of the legs and not the dense muscles or bones right?
I don't care how fit you are a toe hold or Toe Press is going to fuck you up.
Someone like Jordon who has spent countless hours getting and applying heel hooks against opponents that have an in depth knowledge of the mechanics and tactics of leg locks would snap either one of your legs without much trouble.

Bullshit, has he ever fucking snapped anyone's leg? No. So he (nor you) has no fucking clue how hard it actually is.

Some people's legs are thicker than others, and some people's joints are more flexible than others.

My legs are pure stock, and when necessary, I can be Mr. Fantastic.

I love this concept that people who do a lot of sport BJJ can snap people's legs so easily. Nope.

That's the same sort of logic that got that BJJ instructor shot and killed. I'm sure he thought his thousands of hours of practice would get that gun away. He was wrong too.

[W. Rabbit]

Is this real shit you are posting? Or are you being funny. Just tell.

Well obviously there may be some humor involved, I really don't believe Dale exploits the rain forest.

Although he did sell me some rare wood once, it's been very well taken care of since.