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    #16
    I'm trying to find some remnants of the Ashida Kim-Savatuer war. Nearly all of it is lost at this point in time.

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      #17
      Jesus Christ, I can't believe I didn't tell you homos about how I actually ended up discovering Bullshido. It's a fucking incredible story that all must hear.

      Ok, so jump back to the Summer of 2005 when I was fourteen and fresh out of middle school. Earlier in the year I had quit Tang Soo Do after spending five years in the art; the lack of realism and excess pussiness of the style was becoming apparent to me, and I was beginning to wonder if the black belt my father's checks earned really meant anything. After a brief stint in Prying Mantis Kung-F (Which appealed to me at first but quickly earned my disdain once we started doing kata) I was encouraged to sign up for high-school wrestling by a gym teach who said I possessed an attractive physique. So training was to begin some time in July, but in the mean time I had nothing to do but roam the internet and dick around on horrible websites like Rotteneggs.com and various self-defense forums.

      After learning more about the martial arts world outside of TMA, I was beginning to harbor some very negative feelings about the boring, non-combat oriented training I previously had to endure; there was a lust for fighting in me that stood repressed during all the years I trained Tang Soo Do, and it was making me edgy as I waited to see if this "wrestling" claptrap was really what I wanted. I was a ticking time-bomb, essentially, and due to explode well before anybody could possibly cut my red wire. Something was going to set me off, all right... Something more heinous than anything the human mind could comprehend in its deepest introspection.

      http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=120776

      Originally posted by Article by Cornflakesforeva on Rotteneggs

      Defense Against Street Fighing:

      The best defense against street fighting is just plain knowledge. If you know how to
      do swimmer blocks, and know how to throw a good seiken punch. Since street fighters
      work off of pure adrenaline, it leaves them open with opprotunities to no extent! Lets
      say, typically, street fighters will usually throw punches from the side which will leave
      their solar plexus (where the ribs come together, remember this) groin, stomach, kidney,
      neck (if the opprotunity is right, inside of their shoulders.. man the list can go on.
      Here I will explain each defensive technique, and some offensive techniques I usually
      perform when being confronted by hoodlems. By the way,the seiken is this: Have your
      arm down by your side with your elbow curled in and your palm facing toward you. When
      you extend your arm for the punch, twist so your hand is facing down right as you are
      straightening out your elbow (your elbow whould straighten out right as you make the hit.)
      Make sure you hit with your pointer and middle knuckle instead of your whole hand. This
      is more effective and hurts more than a full fist hit.

      Everything in karate is all about the mind. Every form of karate is all about the mind.
      The KEY to knocking out hoodlems is concentration. I explained how they will be very
      vulnerable because of their fighting style (swinging from side and into you.) I'll start
      off basic. The first thing to do is look for more vulnerabilities such as baggy pants,
      hats, loose shirts, etc. Take advantage of these. A loose shirt equals a good
      pull-over-head manuever. Baggy pants is good for stepping on and tripping. A hat impairs
      their visuals. Now, becuase of the way they hit you, you can easily break one of their
      wrists. When they swing at you, don't get an adrenaline rush right away. Try to dodge a
      few moves here and there, and block most of them. Do this until you are fully concentrated,
      then next time they swing at you, duck so their fist is over your head (stay close to their
      feet so they don't kick you) and jump up and surprise them and nail them right where their
      shoulder meets their arm. Feel around their for awhile, you'll know the spot.

      The all time best defense is the swimmers block though. When they come charging at you, clasp both of
      your hands together and throw their hands out of the way. You will see they are off balance
      and you have one, two, or maybe three free shots at them. If you know what you are doing you
      only need one. At this time nail them with an uppercut to the jaw, solar plexus, kidney,
      stomach, and groin (I recommend kidney.) Never EVER hit their neck unless you know what you
      are doing. If you feel a little old school and feel like getting in an old fashion brawl
      though, which I enjoy doing :), one of my personal favorite attacks is a hammer blow to the
      top-inside of their shouler. Feel around right next to your neck-back-shoulder area. You
      will feel that spot that hurt when you touch it. With a hammer blow right there I garauntee
      they won't use that arm. Also a nice seiken hit (explained above) into the middle of the
      bisep hurts REALLY bad! I got an elbow shoved into my arm playing football and couldn�t use
      that arm for 3 days. And lastly, my favorite is the Hidji. Using the elbow. With enough
      practice you can take hits like you wouldn't believe to your arm. Also if you shove your
      elbow right into the side of the head of a hoodlem, it really hurts.

      The best defensive combination against a street fight: Never ever give the first punch. It's unsportsmanlike (unless you really have too..) When they make the first punch they will not attack you right away because they don't yet have
      the adrenaline to do it. You on the other hand now have the power to take the guy out in a
      matter of seconds, with this technique. Since the hoodlem will be standing their, most likely
      in the boxing position (arms over face, not a good defense because if you ever have taken
      Karate you learned that the face isn't the best place to hit.. as long as you know what your
      doing.) This leave everything open, like I've explained before. Take out their knees. Just
      kick into the inside of their leg and this will shove them to the ground. The will at this
      time try to get up, this is when you make the hammer move into their shoulder, then knee them
      in the kidney. If you are scared of taking out their knee for lawsuit reasons, make a quick,
      and I mean QUICK move and jab your elbow into his kidney area. I swear he will cry like a
      little baby and will be very paralyzed.

      This all takes time. I advice you to do some reflex tests on the internet (the games where
      the background changes and you have to click the button..) because that really helps with
      fighting
      When I saw this article on Rotteneggs.com for the first time... I became more pissed off than I had ever been in my entire life. Never before had I wanted to call somebody a fucking idiot with so much maniacal rage. Every fiber of being wanted to make this lame-brained nebbish realize how horrifyingly offensive to the intellect his article was; my dick was practically grinding it's teeth at the thought of emotionally abusing him for trying to pass off this glob of vaginal discharge as legitimate self-defense advice. But... But something was wrong. There was a tic in the system, I couldn't comment. Try as I might, nothing I typed out ever got posted. Time and time again, I would attempt to blast him with a lengthy, acerbic rant but only get an error message in return. It was like a nightmare; I was Dan Severn with a smorgasbord of ass in front of him, but a cock that. Just. Wouldn't. Erect.

      I couldn't just let this fester inside of me, I had to take out my frustrations SOMEWHERE. And so, with a throbbing vein in my right temple threatening to rip my skull in half, I stormed off into the internet looking for a new venue to express my disenchantment with the traditional martial arts.

      http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/u...560#Post168560

      http://www.fightingarts.com/forums/u...614#Post168614

      (Several threads of mine were deleted from that particular site. Among them was one where I tried to articulate what a McDojo was before being informed that it was a very well-known phenomenon).

      Everywhere I went, though, I was rejected. To my surprise, a great deal of martial artists on the internet still wanted to cling to their pussy TMA beliefs (Which is something I know to be a fact of life today, but maddening to me back then). I didn't think there'd be any place where I'd be able to express my thoughts with like-minded people... Until I discovered the magical world of Bullshido.

      http://www.bullshido.net

      Every vague, abstract feeling I had about the state of martial arts... Firmly and concretely explained by the people here. Jegus, Mary, Broseph, I don't think I've ever been as hard as I was reading this site for the first time. It was enlightening as it was exciting; as I swiftly learned, there were several dumbass martial beliefs still pent up inside of me that I had yet to expurgate with my budding logic. Thankfully, Bullshido fried those out but quick.



      (I actually owned a Dillman book. Still have it, as a matter of fact, but I tore a great deal of the pages out over the years for art projects).

      Although my first stint on the site wasn't great (I ended up getting myself banned from AOL harassing costumed supervillain Ashida Kim in an impotent attempt to impress u dudes) over the years I've had a lot of great times on this webzone. For newer members of this site, you'd be downright amazed at the things I've seen. When Osiris put the lay on kung-fu pussy John F. Springer in a parking lot, I was here; when Rudy Abel got his ass grabbed and his ear ground, I was here. I saw Sirc get chunned, and Bobby Joe Blythe get shitslammed. It's been a glorious ride.

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        #18
        When they make the first punch they will not attack you right away because they don't yet have
        the adrenaline to do it.

        When they make the first punch they will not attack you right away because they don't yet have
        the adrenaline to do it.

        When they make the first punch they will not attack you right away because they don't yet have
        the adrenaline to do it.

        When they make the first punch they will not attack you right away because they don't yet have
        the adrenaline to do it.

        When they make the first punch they will not attack you right away because they don't yet have
        the adrenaline to do it.

        When they make the first punch they will not attack you right away because they don't yet have
        the adrenaline to do it.

        When they make the first punch they will not attack you right away because they don't yet have
        the adrenaline to do it.

        When they make the first punch they will not attack you right away because they don't yet have
        the adrenaline to do it.

        When they make the first punch they will not attack you right away because they don't yet have
        the adrenaline to do it.

        When they make the first punch they will not attack you right away because they don't yet have
        the adrenaline to do it.

        When they make the first punch they will not attack you right away because they don't yet have
        the adrenaline to do it.

        When they make the first punch they will not attack you right away because they don't yet have
        the adrenaline to do it.

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                #22
                Originally posted by Holy Moment View Post
                The best defense against street fighting is just plain knowledge.
                You brought that post to the forum's attention? Fabulous work, that's the Citizen Kane of online martial stupidity.

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by ermghoti View Post
                  You brought that post to the forum's attention? Fabulous work, that's the Citizen Kane of online martial stupidity.
                  I eventually tracked Cornflakes down and thanked him for inadvertently leading me to Bullshido.

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                    #24
                    He must have been proud.

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by Cornflakesforeva
                      Very good. But what I think is more legit than street fighting is learning the techniques of Karate and all of its offsprings. I am not a master at Karate, but I have self taught myself and have gone through 2 months of Karate training. The reason I say this is because Karate is the best defense against street fighting. Streetfighters think its all about the size and strength of the opponent. I have seen a tiny kid take out the school bully with Karate. So if you read through my soon-to-come Karate Eggs, it may help you more. But you did nail it, concentration is key to everything!
                      Originally posted by Cornflakesforeva
                      I also have about an estimated 2000 black heads on my face. I live my Aunt and Uncle and they don't have the kind of money to buy treatment. Does anyone have any ways to get rid of black heads a fast and easy way just using stuff around my house. Please Help
                      Penis.

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                        #26
                        I remember those gems as well.

                        Woah, woah... woah. Woah.

                        Originally posted by Holy Moment
                        After trolling a few traditional martial arts forums, I discovered this place and have been PMing pictures of my penis to inactive accounts ever since (You know, as a "Welcome Home" present if they ever decided to log on and post again. Most don't).
                        Was this the genesis of the infamous "penis" stamp of disapproval?
                        Last edited by ermghoti; 9/01/2015 7:47pm, .

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by ermghoti View Post
                          Was this the genesis of the infamous "penis" stamp of disapproval?
                          No, the five character limit was.

                          I've had thoughts of Street festering in me for a long, long time, though.

                          http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=1#post1926831

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