Cobra Kai or Mr. Miyagi

[goodlun]

Are you saying that Master Roshi is out of the running? This dude's my fucking spirit animal.

Who the fuck wouldn't pick Master Roshi to train with?
Think about it Krillin is just a normal human.
Now Krillins capabilities in this world, would fucking wreck every motherfucker around at the same damn time.

[Sovvolf]

Who the fuck wouldn't pick Master Roshi to train with?
Think about it Krillin is just a normal human.
Now Krillins capabilities in this world, would fucking wreck every motherfucker around at the same damn time.

A little off topic but Krillin, for all the shit he gets, is one of the few characters to remain a relevant fighter up until the very late stages of the series. While he certainly doesn't match up to the Saiyans he is probably, by the end of Z the most powerful human on the planet.

[goodlun]

A little off topic but Krillin, for all the shit he gets, is one of the few characters to remain a relevant fighter up until the very late stages of the series. While he certainly doesn't match up to the Saiyans he is probably, by the end of Z the most powerful human on the planet.

Yeah I don't know how one could consider Krillin anything but a bad ass, maybe not the most bad ass dude around but hey the fact that he isn't and still shows up makes him even more bad ass.

[BKR]

I remember about 3 weeks after I started Kyokushin when I realized I essentially was Cobra Kai. Yeah, seriously, screw painting fences.

At the same time, Miyagi could get real when need be.

Shizenhontai wins again...

[RWaggs]

Shizenhontai wins again...

If I had a nickel......

[ghost55]

On the other hand the Cobra Kai guy sucked so bad that the Crane Kick actually worked on him so their is always that to consider

Hey, it worked on randy Couture too...

[Devil]

I'd be willing to settle for Krav Maga Kid, and that's my final offer.

They didn't make a Krav Maga Kid because Elisabeth Shue wouldn't do a kissing scene with a dork who ran around wearing fatigues and kicking people in the balls.

[catfishaggie]

The only reason why Daniel won was because of the illegal kick that didn't get called

[ChenPengFi]

I think the most annoying part of the series was when the secret technique was hidden in that stupid turning drum thing.

That one was filmed near my house and my friend was basically Miyagi's babysitter for the duration of filming.
Apparently sensei liked to party!

[Mr. Machette]

Dude. Miyagi made the Laruso kid do menial labor because he was to weak to fight. Litte shit got all tuckered out lifting a painbrush for god's sake. How's he supposed to take on a gang of strip mall surf nazis like that?

Not to mention Miyagi pays him back with a cherry vintage roadster on his birthday. Now I know the skrealing Laruso put in some hours on that deck but I bet that thing was worth upwards of 8-10k and for an under the table summer job in the 80s that's an amazing salary no matter how you slice it.

Miyagi also saves the poor kid from getting rat packed. Even Kreese couldn't handle odds like that. He loses every fight he gets in throughout the series in short order and they are all one on one. Eccept when he has a buddy. Then it's two on one and he still loses.

Speaking of Kreese. His main problem is he has no honnor. He's a brat and his students are brats. He encourages them to injure people in competition. What an asshole!

On top of that, all his friends are assholes too. That greasy dude with the pony tail? He was like Steven Segal's fluffer.

And finally for all his bravado he can't fight and his students can't either. Think about it. Pat Morita regularly tosses them all around like rag dolls. I'll repeat that. They get OWNED by PAT MORITA!

Even tween Elizabeth Shoe backs them down with little more than harsh language sometimes. The only person we ever see them dominate is a 70lbs underclassman and they need the whole gang to pull that off. 1 on 1 even little Danny Laruso can take the best of them.

Pathetic...

[Asriel]

On the other hand the Cobra Kai guy sucked so bad that the Crane Kick actually worked on him so their is always that to consider

That's not really fair though. Before this dude got suckered by it, nobody had ever seen someone standing on one leg in the middle of a fight and probably would have walked towards them with the sole intention of taking that other leg out.

Jonny took it to the face so you don't have to!

[Bneterasedmynam]

Hey, it worked on randy Couture too...

It wasn't just Couture, I think Silva knocked someone out with it too. And if I remember correctly Seagal took credit for training both Silva and Machida how to use that kick. Fuck that has even more fantasy than the karate kid.

[ermghoti]

Karate Kid didn't just screw up martial arts: http://www.cracked.com/article_18544...ern-world.html

[Devil]

Seriously though. The Cobra Kai dojo was badass. I'd bring my lazy ass out of martial arts retirement right now to train at that place.

[Devil]

Karate Kid didn't just screw up martial arts: http://www.cracked.com/article_18544...ern-world.html

There is much truth here.